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originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT
When you park your car while going out, always make sure you are wearing your ball-gag when dropping the keys off at valet parking.
Amen!
I've avoided more awkward valet tipping situations that way too. They just throw the keys at me and run.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: IAMTAT
OH RIGHT!...It's 'SPLEEN WEEK'.
Don't miss my segment in that episode on the proper place to strike someone and rupture this useless organ.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
We vent spleen here every day!
originally posted by: IAMTAT
There'd be so much less screaming when you're removing it from them.