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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
So, where are we? How many people are coming to Portland to cold cock El Creepo?

That's Juan Degado Ramerez Miguel Peron Sanchez El Creepo!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Si, cabrone!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
So, where are we? How many people are coming to Portland to cold cock El Creepo?

Should we just say "aye" or something and you just count? Or are you wanting us all to individually guess how many are showing up?

originally posted by: BlueJacket
a reply to: DBCowboy

Ill be the drunk old guy

Oh that's awkward.

I'm usually the drunk old guy.

a reply to: Abysha

I want an actual head count. It helps to know how many duffel bags I need to bring.

I think we're at 3 definites.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Which means it will likely end up being me dining alone at Ruth Chris with your credit card.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just remember to tip big.

I like to tip well.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Done deal. You need the itemized?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I normally just do the wines separately.

a reply to: Abysha

Get your hubby to get us a nice table.

I'll behave and promise to wear my pants up until the appetizer.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just remember to tip big.

I like to tip well.

Especially if you get my spouse as your server. Damn well better be tipping big. I need there to be some decent cash that night when I transfer money from her purse to mine if I'm going to be drinking with you guys. I get the feeling that you two alone are going to drive me to drink.

a reply to: Abysha

For the record, I'd like to; A) Get your spouse as our server and B) Formally apologize now.

Oh,, and we'll have to speak in loud Australian accents when we eat.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Oh,, and we'll have to speak in loud Australian accents when we eat.

Awesome. I'm gonna practice.

"Oy, mate! I'm Zazzafrazz, I like sheilas and getting necked."

a reply to: Abysha

Me and Augustus once made the Pope do jello shots off a hookers belly.

You'll be drinking.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I think we're at 3 definites.

I'm there, depending on the date.

a reply to: schuyler

I think we're looking at the week of the 17th. June.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Oh,, and we'll have to speak in loud Australian accents when we eat.

Awesome. I'm gonna practice.

"Oy, mate! I'm Zazzafrazz, I like sheilas and getting necked."

Betta be a shrimp on the bah-bee!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Abysha

For the record, I'd like to; A) Get your spouse as our server and B) Formally apologize now.

Oh,, and we'll have to speak in loud Australian accents when we eat.

Hah! She deals with some real unsavory people sometimes. I'm sure you'll be a piece of cake compared to many of them.

Disclosure here... she might be transferring to Portland City Grill full-time soon. If you're bent on getting her as your server, you might have to switch venues. But the view from there is better, anyway:

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Betta be a shrimp on the bah-bee!

That was so bad I hope a stingray stabs you.