Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

originally posted by: savemebarry

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I spend a quiet evening with my wife and return to see this kind of talk?


hmf.

Carry on. . . . . .

Hahahahah Quiet evening with the wife...

I didn't say "whos" wife. . . . . .

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It looks as if there might be an ATS meeting in Portland Oregon in June. Everyone that lives in the area is welcome.


And yes. . . . . I will be there.

So who's up for some food, some cocktails, and a chance to look me straight in the eye and say, "Are you insane?"

IT'S A TRAP!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I spend a quiet evening with my wife and return to see this kind of talk?

I call that 'Ball gag Tuesday'!

a reply to: DBCowboy

and a chance to look me straight in the eye and say, "Are you insane?"

You are insane DB

I had to free 30 midget Filipino hookers from your basement last week
you were forcing them to build Flux Capacitors from cereal boxes, horse dung and Lego

I wont even go into why you needed
A Goat
A Hosepipe
and a pack of Menthols

a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers

originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: DBCowboy

and a chance to look me straight in the eye and say, "Are you insane?"

You are insane DB

I had to free 30 midget Filipino hookers from your basement last week
you were forcing them to build Flux Capacitors from cereal boxes, horse dung and Lego

I wont even go into why you needed
A Goat
A Hosepipe
and a pack of Menthols

because I like to smoke menthols.

Silly.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers

They're called "little people" or "hobbits".

#PoliticallyCorrectHookersLivesMatter

a reply to: DBCowboy

cant keep a straight face now

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers

They're called "little people" or "hobbits".

#PoliticallyCorrectHookersLivesMatter

"sex worker", thank you very much.

You're looking for "dwarvensexworkerslivesmatter"

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers

They're called "little people" or "hobbits".

#PoliticallyCorrectHookersLivesMatter

"sex worker", thank you very much.

You're looking for "dwarvensexworkerslivesmatter"

Actually, when I file my credit card expenses, they're called "consultants".

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers

They're called "little people" or "hobbits".

#PoliticallyCorrectHookersLivesMatter

"sex worker", thank you very much.

You're looking for "dwarvensexworkerslivesmatter"

Actually, when I file my credit card expenses, they're called "consultants".

I always pay them 'under the table'...because that's where they live.

originally posted by: Justso
Too many yankees going-any southerners planning to meet? Only way I would feel safe. Ya'll are all scary.

Excuse me, but out West we don't have any "Yankees." That's an East Coast thing, and "back East" is defined as anything east of Spokane. Yankees and southerners both talk funny. That's how you can tell.

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: Justso
Too many yankees going-any southerners planning to meet? Only way I would feel safe. Ya'll are all scary.

Excuse me, but out West we don't have any "Yankees." That's an East Coast thing, and "back East" is defined as anything east of Spokane. Yankees and southerners both talk funny. That's how you can tell.

You nailed that.

Yankees and southerners... "partisan funny talkers" is more like it.

Well said my fellow ATS'er

My post was neutered. Someone was offended. Lemme try again.

DB I regret to inform you that I shall not be attending. I apologize for any inconvenience this will cause you but I assure you that your wallet will be happier without me there.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers

Don't you mean massage therapists?

They're called "little people" or "hobbits".

#PoliticallyCorrectHookersLivesMatter

"sex worker", thank you very much.

You're looking for "dwarvensexworkerslivesmatter"

Actually, when I file my credit card expenses, they're called "consultants".

Don't you mean massage therapists?

So, where are we? How many people are coming to Portland to cold cock El Creepo?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well, im going early for my 50th may 10th at PokPok on Division st.

DBCOWBOY wanna take a jab we will be the party of around 20 pepes actin fools

a reply to: BlueJacket

I'll put it on my calendar.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Ill be the drunk old guy