Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Getting smashed in the gob with a highly caustic substance could only enhance his visage.

You can't improve perfection!

There's always room for coconuts!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I think your beard needs a slight trim, other than that, lookin' good.

I know you're thinking, "Why isn't he a male model".

I get that a lot.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Your modeling name could be 'Flabio'.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Getting smashed in the gob with a highly caustic substance could only enhance his visage.

You can't improve perfection!

There's always room for coconuts!

That's an old picture.

I was in my "coy" and "girlish" phase then.

a reply to: DBCowboy

So can we vote on what you wear when we punch you in the face?

Clown suit? Victoria's Secret lingerie?

Hell, let's make it a charity event and sell tickets per punch

a reply to: DBCowboy

Damn, you one phatazz'd fly gal!!!!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Getting smashed in the gob with a highly caustic substance could only enhance his visage.

You can't improve perfection!

There's always room for coconuts!

That's an old picture.

I was in my "coy" and "girlish" phase then.

True...that was back in those halcyon days with Ahmed the Turkish Prison guard.

originally posted by: FHomerK
a reply to: DBCowboy

So can we vote on what you wear when we punch you in the face?

Clown suit? Victoria's Secret lingerie?

Hell, let's make it a charity event and sell tickets per punch

I already wear Victoria's Secret lingerie under my clown suits.

It's my day-job.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Getting smashed in the gob with a highly caustic substance could only enhance his visage.

You can't improve perfection!

There's always room for coconuts!

That's an old picture.

I was in my "coy" and "girlish" phase then.

True...that was back in those halcyon days with Ahmed the Turkish Prison guard.

We were going steady.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
True...that was back in those halcyon days with Ahmed the Turkish Prison guard.

DB was the hottest prag you ever set your lovelorn eyes on.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Getting smashed in the gob with a highly caustic substance could only enhance his visage.

You can't improve perfection!

There's always room for coconuts!

That's an old picture.

I was in my "coy" and "girlish" phase then.

True...that was back in those halcyon days with Ahmed the Turkish Prison guard.

We were going steady.

Did he ever ask for your hand?
...or did he offer you one from his collection?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Did he ever ask for your hand?
...or did he offer you one from his collection?

That truly did take The Stranger to a whole other level.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Sexy beast you....

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
True...that was back in those halcyon days with Ahmed the Turkish Prison guard.

DB was the hottest prag you ever set your lovelorn eyes on.

You forgot to mention "3 time dance champion" at the prison prom!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You forgot to mention "3 time dance champion" at the prison prom!

I remember, they called you John Revolta since you disco danced so well.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Did he ever ask for your hand?
...or did he offer you one from his collection?

It wasn't meant to be.

I was just a small town country girl and he was from the big city.

*sigh*

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I was just a small town.

That is where you should have stopped if you were actually interested in telling the truth.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've actually got my own zip code now!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've actually got my own zip code now!

You may want to consider declaring yourself a 'Sanctuary City' for illegal immigrant Russian strippers.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You may want to consider declaring yourself a 'Sanctuary City' for illegal immigrant Russian strippers.

I would invade. Bigly.