Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'd be willing to roll out the welcome wagon by offering them muffin baskets and free physicals.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've actually got my own zip code now!

You may want to consider declaring yourself a 'Sanctuary City' for illegal immigrant Russian strippers.

Ponce de León keeps trying to stick a flag in my butt and rename me.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've actually got my own zip code now!

You may want to consider declaring yourself a 'Sanctuary City' for illegal immigrant Russian strippers.

Ponce de León keeps trying to stick a flag in my butt and rename me.

It's not a flag.

...But, then, that's Ponce, for ya--Crazyass Spaniard!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Skid Mark
What do we get to punch you in the face with?

A donkey.

Wiktor, you are wery unattractive man..

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That sounds like fun.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Augustus stole all the stripper glitter. He also took your rhinestone studded pasties.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

Augustus stole all the stripper glitter. He also took your rhinestone studded pasties.

They weren't pasties.



(ouch)

a reply to: DBCowboy

Augie told me he was showing up and going to give you the donkey punch cause he knows you wont see it coming

a reply to: DBCowboy

You would put rhinestones in your nipples.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

You would put rhinestones in your nipples.

That's not the only place, apparently he also has an ornate collection of rhinestone beads strung together

a reply to: Brotherman

I know. You don't want to know what he does with them. I wish he and the Mason hadn't sent me pics.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Why would anyone want to punch you in the face? I think some might
sneak up on you and give you a wet,sloppy kiss and make a thread about
it,with pictures!

a reply to: mamabeth

I know, right?

I'm never disagreeable, always pleasant, nice and full of optimism and joy!

a reply to: DBCowboy

You have to remember that I have not been on here much since I went
back to work.Anything bad you might have done has probably been forgotten.
I do have these "senior" moments on occasion.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

What do we get to punch you in the face with?

kittens.

NOW,I remember why you can be a bad boy!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Skid Mark
What do we get to punch you in the face with?

A stripper.

We have a WINNER!

He would probably keep the stripper for himself.I don't think he would share
his toys with anyone!

a reply to: mamabeth

I call senior moments. . .brilliant flashes of insight and wisdom.

Then I turn off my hearing aids so I can ignore what everyone else says.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: mamabeth

I know, right?

I'm never disagreeable, always pleasant, nice and full of optimism and joy!

That is discrimination against my black dog.



Racist.

*big sloppy kiss and a wandering hand*

Ohh.. Oo

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: mamabeth

I call senior moments. . .brilliant flashes of insight and wisdom.

Then I turn off my hearing aids so I can ignore what everyone else says.

What the hell are you putting in your ears?

oh god, I went to tafe once, and there was an old guy, 80-90, just spending his last years keeping his mind active, studying with us... he got hearing aids after deciding he couldn't hear the lecturers.. One day, after 2 hours, he was so mad they didn't help... then he looks at me and with a look to almost make you cry, says "I didn't put the batteries in"

Old Jim, wonder if you're still with us.. bless your heart..

a reply to: DBCowboy

You should meet at Henry's Tavern. Happy hour there kicks some serious butt. Plus, they've got like a million beers on tap. And the people watching is phenomenal.