Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Jesus Christ, stop getting pissed at me because you can't housewife properly.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

It's OK, the Portland meeting is later, I'm sure Augustus will bring my organs in mason jar for the meet cute.

If he made sushi rolls. . . . . . .

He'd be putting the "Barbie" on the "shrimp".

hahahahahahahahahahahaha













I' like to apologize for that joke.

I'm sorry.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Look, putting stalker spy cameras up in my house, car and office, doesn't mean you can judge my housewifyness.

a reply to: DBCowboy

We and the rest of the world call them prawns
We made that silly advert for yanks Yenglish.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: zazzafrazz

Shhhhhhhhh. It will stay there.

What Happens In Vegas...Stays buried out in the Desert.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
He'd be putting the "Barbie" on the "shrimp".

Every time I saw that ding dong Crocodile Dundee talk about putting a shrimp on the Barbie I was like, 'Holy s***! He likes to grill midgets too!'. And then I realized he was just a giant poser. Jerk.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

We and the rest of the world call them prawns

We made that silly advert for yanks Yenglish.

Shows how uneducated you are.

Prawns are the little chess pieces that don't move much.

HA!

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Look, putting stalker spy cameras up in my house, car and office, doesn't mean you can judge my housewifyness.

But it has lead to a rather lucrative second income.

Now, please, go change, my clients are waiting.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm gonna find that footage and when I do.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Look, putting stalker spy cameras up in my house, car and office, doesn't mean you can judge my housewifyness.

But it has lead to a rather lucrative second income.

Now, please, go change, my clients are waiting.

Thank you.
I was about to ask for a refund.

a reply to: IAMTAT

You are a chubby chaser nana lover I see.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
What Happens In Vegas...Stays buried out in the Desert.

Unless it's still alive. Like when we threw Salvatore in that hole...

Oh wait, this is a public forum, ignore that.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
You are a chubby chaser...

He prefers 'plump humper'.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: IAMTAT

You are a chubby chaser nana lover I see.

It's okay. I have a wide screen on my computer.

Now do that little dance I like...The one with the feather duster.

OK if you can guess what pizza I just ordered, I will officially stop laughing and call the cops.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Whatever the code word is for 'young hot guy'.

Let me call Podesta to double check.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
OK if you can guess what pizza I just ordered, I will officially stop laughing and call the cops.

Veggie with extra spinach and feta.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

GHEEEsh don't go getting yourself banned!

Hey, Mason...We're not paying $2 per minute to watch some dame in a mumu eat pizza!

a reply to: Abysha

Abysha that is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!

~runs and hides under the covers~