Softball with AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Last time I did, a bunch of concerned citizens tried to return me to the ocean.

You looked a bit parched, what did you expect us to do?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: InTheLight

I don't do anything naked anymore.

Last time I did, a bunch of concerned citizens tried to return me to the ocean.

Did they think you were the walrus?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Last time I did, a bunch of concerned citizens tried to return me to the ocean.

I feel sorry for the ones who got too close to your "blow hole".

I just coughed up a hairball reading this.

Excellent

a reply to: zazzafrazz
I won't ask where you got the hair ball.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

I have a tissue in my purse. . . . .

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: zazzafrazz
I won't ask where you got the hair ball.

Duh, I'm THE Crazy Cat Lady of ATS.
Why I used the Licky Brush of course.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I just coughed up a hairball reading this.

Excellent

Guess who's on my interview wish list?

a reply to: zazzafrazz
Weird brush lol. Somehow I think that you just use your tongue lol.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It would could cost you.

A year of cat sitting. Up to 6 pets at a time. Evening Licky Brushing compulsory. Pics would need to be posted.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Believe me, I've done worse.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
It would could cost you.
A year of cat sitting. Up to 6 pets at a time. Evening Licky Brushing compulsory. Pics would need to be posted.

@ Augustus.

Do it!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

I would even loofa her feet while pouring her a glass of mummy's special grape juice.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I would even loofa her feet while pouring her a glass of mummy's special grape juice.

Alright.

Now you've crossed some sort of line here.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Now you've crossed some sort of line here.

That is so very, very surprising. It's not like I'm some sort of habitual line-crosser or something.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I would even loofa her feet while pouring her a glass of mummy's special grape juice.

Alright.

Now you've crossed some sort of line here.

Jealous? Did you negotiate your own terms?
I could have, possibly, helped!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The grape juice is for medicinal purposes only.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
The grape juice is for medicinal purposes only.

Obviously. I have medicinal liquids as well, I think some of them are even imported from Scotland and Ireland.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I would even loofa her feet while pouring her a glass of mummy's special grape juice.

Alright.

Now you've crossed some sort of line here.

Jealous? Did you negotiate your own terms?
I could have, possibly, helped!

Do you have a doll where I can show you where I was loofa'd?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Has DB been forced-attached to a IV of daddy's self medicating Scottish Syrup in order to have agreed to this?