Softball with AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I had to step over his lifeless body on the way in here. He's passed out against the front door. Poor guy tried like hell to make it on time.

(He smelled a bit like cabbage, and pee just after you ate asparagus. I don't know what that means.)

It is known by drinkers that asparagus contains certain compounds that will allow you to wake in the morning without a hangover.

only to those who are at a professional level.

This is true.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
Why would he lie about being drunk and naked here when he freely admits being so everywhere else?

He doesn't want to frighten all of you while you read his replies. Have you ever seen the Cowboy nekkid?

Can't say I go around looking for naked pics of the posters here, why is there a thread for that?

originally posted by: InTheLight
Can't say I go around looking for naked pics of the posters here, why is there a thread for that?

Let me see if I can get clearance for that thread too.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
Can't say I go around looking for naked pics of the posters here, why is there a thread for that?

Let me see if I can get clearance for that thread too.

If you must, you must.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
That was funny. DB is a good sport.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
That was funny. DB is a good sport.

Agreed.

Just an FYI, he and I were going back and forth on this since the A.M. It really was an involved process and he was very cool about it.

Dammit! Stop lying!!!

It was a grueling process, but fortunately, Donna Brazille and CNN gave me the questions before Augustus asked them.

Oh, and Obamacare sucks.

Word up!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It was a grueling process, but fortunately, Donna Brazille and CNN gave me the questions before Augustus asked them.

Goddamn Russians and that stupid WikiLeaks, always ruining my fun.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It was a grueling process, but fortunately, Donna Brazille and CNN gave me the questions before Augustus asked them.

Goddamn Russians and that stupid WikiLeaks, always ruining my fun.

Just be thankful it's Wikileaks and not WeinerLeaks.

Though I do have his email address if you're looking for new photo's.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Just be thankful it's Wikileaks and not WeinerLeaks.

Though I do have his email address if you're looking for new photo's.

I'm the '15 year old girl' he's been sexting.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Just be thankful it's Wikileaks and not WeinerLeaks.

Though I do have his email address if you're looking for new photo's.

I'm the '15 year old girl' he's been sexting.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Bravo Augustus!

That was funnier than I could've imagined.

I was pleasantly surprised by some of his answers (to your 'hard hitting' & 'in depth questions') and relieved that we are of the same mindset in certain and important issues for example, love of coloring books, celebrity stalking (I prefer the term 'follower' but, hey, to each their own) and, of course, naked-drunk posting on ATS.

So it proves to me that we really are all one big community (albeit dysfunctional at times) or a family, if you will.

I will be following the Cowboy even more closely now.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Dammit! Stop lying!!!

It was a grueling process, but fortunately, Donna Brazille and CNN gave me the questions before Augustus asked them.

Careful, chances are that A.M has colluded with the ATS establishment to rig the primaries interview so that you never have a real chance at winning the softball.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
So it proves to me that we really are all one big community (albeit dysfunctional at times) or a family, if you will.

Indeed we are. Hopefully as we get to know our fellow members better we'll be less likely to feel compelled to jam a shish-kabob skewer into their ear.

I will be following the Cowboy even more closely now.

Probably nothing bad will come from that.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Dammit! Stop lying!!!

It was a grueling process, but fortunately, Donna Brazille and CNN gave me the questions before Augustus asked them.

Careful, chances are that A.M has colluded with the ATS establishment to rig the primaries interview so that you never have a real chance at winning the softball.

So, really, the conspiracy is that it is hardball.

originally posted by: InTheLight
So, really, the conspiracy is that it is hardball.

I did get a tingle up my leg when I was doing this.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
So, really, the conspiracy is that it is hardball.

I did get a tingle up my leg when I was doing this.

It must have gone way way up.

a reply to: InTheLight

TeeHee.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hopefully as we get to know our fellow members better we'll be less likely to feel compelled to jam a shish-kabob skewer into their ear.

Or in your case, cut them into chunks afterward and grille them with veggies like a shish-kabob.