Softball with AugustusMasonicus

a reply to: SyxPak

Heh, thanks. =P

But what I mean is that I'm not well known to a lot of the members, due to only being active in certains areas (and having just taken a long break from ATS. ^_^)

a reply to: Eilasvaleleyn

Yah I caught the drift, but wanted to give You a pat on the back anyways!!!

Sometimes you do find a diamond in a room full of gems ... Great thread.

originally posted by: thethirdsign

Sometimes you do find a diamond in a room full of gems ... Great thread.

Thank you, glad you enjoyed it.

I suppose this isn't the time to point out that diamonds aren't really that valuable or scarce and are only considered so important due to advertising and artificial manipulation of supply? =O

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It was posed a few pages back that this be a male then female combination of interviews.

Well...I'd like to make a suggestion, if I may?

I suggest Zazzafrazz as your next victim.

She appears very intelligent and articulate and I would be interested in hearing what brought her to the US, when did she first realize that she was crazy and cats would be her life long passion.

Being one of the female members that I respect and enjoy reading posts from on the board as well as having been a moderator in the past, I feel that she can add a new perspective or insight to this election cycle and it's permeation of ATS.

I further believe that she can match, easily, your wit and cleverness and dodge any softballs that you may throw her way.

I feel it would make for a very interesting and comical interrogation. This could be an opening to inform us all of her platform she intends to run on in 2020.


I vote for Zazz (Looking toward Nov 3, 2020)

Uhhh, waiting for the next interview...

Hello?! Anyone?!

Come on Augustus, us your illuminati/Masonic powers and make it happen!

Sponge? Zazz?

Maybe boy/girl isn't going to work.

a reply to: TNMockingbird

I'm trying but Zazz said she had to wash her hair and couldn't do an interview. I had no idea back hair needed such frequent washing.



I am open for volunteers/suggestions.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

Uhhh, waiting for the next interview...

Hello?! Anyone?!

After much heated discussion and protracted contract negotiations with the member's agent I have secured the next interview.

And I can tell you it is with potentially the most evilest person on this website. Be afraid.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fantastic, I knew you could do it!

I wonder if their 'evil' star outshines yours?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Interviewing yourself doesn't count.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
I wonder if their 'evil' star outshines yours?

They make Aileen Wuornos look like the perfect wife.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Interviewing yourself doesn't count.

I'm not even in the same ballpark as this person.

I physically have to club a baby seal to kill it, they can blow one apart just by thinking about it like in Scanners (which they frequently do).

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh.

So you're interviewing Sarah Jessica Parker from "Sex In The City"?

I didn't even know she was a member!

a reply to: DBCowboy

No, ever since she got that thing on her chin removed she's lost her evil mojo.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That thing on her chin is called Matthew Broderick.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
That thing on her chin is called Matthew Broderick.

Looks like Ferris Bueller really is off then.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fantastic, I knew you could do it!

I wonder if their 'evil' star outshines yours?

Is that even possible????

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Interviewing yourself doesn't count.

I'm not even in the same ballpark as this person.

I physically have to club a baby seal to kill it, they can blow one apart just by thinking about it like in Scanners (which they frequently do).

I need to keep up with this shizzle, I pop off and before I know it you guys are culling pups in a heartbeat??

originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Interviewing yourself doesn't count.

I'm not even in the same ballpark as this person.

I physically have to club a baby seal to kill it, they can blow one apart just by thinking about it like in Scanners (which they frequently do).

I need to keep up with this shizzle, I pop off and before I know it you guys are culling pups in a heartbeat??

Not on my watch they won't!!!!!