Softball with AugustusMasonicus

Every time I take off my shirt in public, Greenpeace tries to save me.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
Wouldn't that do the trick, without throwing lit matches?

No. People would think he was beached and would initially try to help before realizing the actual situation and then fleeing in terror.

What if those passerbys are closet nudist recliner-partying people? You just never know.

a reply to: InTheLight

That is why I have a take-a-ticket machine set up next to his recliner.

a reply to: InTheLight

I'd know.

Courtesy of my new website. . .

ClosetNudistReclinerPartyPeople.com

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: InTheLight

I'd know.

Courtesy of my new website. . .

ClosetNudistReclinerPartyPeople.com

What are the telltale signs?

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: InTheLight

I'd know.

Courtesy of my new website. . .

ClosetNudistReclinerPartyPeople.com

What are the telltale signs?

Stretch marks in furniture, and we all wear crocs.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: InTheLight

I'd know.

Courtesy of my new website. . .

ClosetNudistReclinerPartyPeople.com

What are the telltale signs?

Stretch marks in furniture, and we all wear crocs.

I don't care for crocs. I prefer to be barefoot in the park, or in this case, your lawn.

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: InTheLight

I'd know.

Courtesy of my new website. . .

ClosetNudistReclinerPartyPeople.com

What are the telltale signs?

Stretch marks in furniture, and we all wear crocs.

I don't care for crocs.

I prefer to be barefoot in the park, or in this case, your lawn.

And it allllllll comes back to my lawn.

I knew it.

The great philosopher Plato once said, "De meo tibi gramina.

And people did.

Because he owned guns.

Amen.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: InTheLight

I'd know.

Courtesy of my new website. . .

ClosetNudistReclinerPartyPeople.com

What are the telltale signs?

Stretch marks in furniture, and we all wear crocs.

I don't care for crocs.

I prefer to be barefoot in the park, or in this case, your lawn.

And it allllllll comes back to my lawn.

I knew it.

The great philosopher Plato once said, "De meo tibi gramina.

And people did.

Because he owned guns.

Amen.

"I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars". Walt Whitman (Now I will post Grazin' in the Grass song on the music thread).

It is all about the grass.

a reply to: InTheLight

Little known fact about grass. . .

Christopher Columbus brought grass to the New World when he invaded Pearl Harbor in 1845.

True story.

Bet you didn't know that we have Columbus and the Armenian navy to thank for that!

a reply to: DBCowboy

I bow down to your expertise in history.

originally posted by: InTheLight
a reply to: DBCowboy

I bow down to your expertise in history.

Thank you. It's why I home-school my son.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight
a reply to: DBCowboy

I bow down to your expertise in history.

Thank you. It's why I home-school my son.

She's a girl.

originally posted by: Gordi The Drummer

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight
a reply to: DBCowboy

I bow down to your expertise in history.

Thank you. It's why I home-school my son.

She's a girl.

Ahhhh. makes sense now.

I always thought "Karen" was such a sissy name for a boy but I didn't want to say anything.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight
a reply to: DBCowboy

I bow down to your expertise in history.

Thank you. It's why I home-school my son.

Is the historical information on the link below correct, or has it been defined by word of mouth throughout time, or were the historians golf lovers?

www.planetnatural.com...

a reply to: InTheLight

I see your problem.

You get your information from "science" sites.

I get more accurate information from Chinese porn sites.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: InTheLight

I see your problem.

You get your information from "science" sites.

I get more accurate information from Chinese porn sites.

Yes, it is because I was not home-schooled.

Bahahaha! I see I missed a lot of posts in here. Thanks for the laughs everyone!

a reply to: Night Star

Almost time.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh my gosh! Still here?

Get to shoveling Big Boy some of us are impatient.