Softball with AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
Ha! I'm sure you will threaten, I mean remind them.

It's not optional for them.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

So I was right the first time.

a reply to: Night Star

I'm actually afraid of the one after this one.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

LOL! So they are probably one of the good guys/gals.

originally posted by: Night Star
LOL! So they are probably one of the good guys/gals.

One more day.

Dear Augustus (my fave agony aunt) I just got dumped by a 26 year old claiming I have not grown up and am immature...All true btw any advice?.

a reply to: testingtesting

You didn't ask me but, stop dating such older and crotchety folks!


My advice
*wink*

a reply to: TNMockingbird

I'm the old man who never grew up according to my now ex. Not bothered tbh I got a new younger model lined up .

originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I'm the old man who never grew up according to my now ex. Not bothered tbh I got a new younger model lined up

.

Good for you!

I'll quote song lyrics because I am just that un-original...
'Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying
and dying to me don't sound like all that much fun'

originally posted by: testingtesting
Dear Augustus (my fave agony aunt) I just got dumped by a 26 year old claiming I have not grown up and am immature...All true btw any advice?.

Did you show her your massive biceps?

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: testingtesting

You didn't ask me but, stop dating such older and crotchety folks!

My advice
*wink*

Hey!

If it weren't for us old and crotchety folks, who would tell you to get off my lawn?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: testingtesting

You didn't ask me but, stop dating such older and crotchety folks!

My advice
*wink*

Hey!

If it weren't for us old and crotchety folks, who would tell you to get off my lawn?

Are you done with sit ins?

originally posted by: InTheLight
Are you done with sit ins?

He has a daily sit in with his La-Z-Boy.

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: testingtesting

You didn't ask me but, stop dating such older and crotchety folks!

My advice
*wink*

Hey!

If it weren't for us old and crotchety folks, who would tell you to get off my lawn?

Are you done with sit ins?

at my age, sitting is about as active as I can get.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: testingtesting

You didn't ask me but, stop dating such older and crotchety folks!

My advice
*wink*

Hey!

If it weren't for us old and crotchety folks, who would tell you to get off my lawn?

Are you done with sit ins?

at my age, sitting is about as active as I can get.

Why not do it on your front lawn and have a bon fire...live a little?

originally posted by: InTheLight

Why not do it on your front lawn and have a bon fire...live a little?

How about a compromise.

I'll sit in my recliner. . . BUT. . . . I'll throw lit matches at people through the window.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight

Why not do it on your front lawn and have a bon fire...live a little?

How about a compromise.

I'll sit in my recliner. . . BUT. . . . I'll throw lit matches at people through the window.

Yeah, sure, that will keep them off your lawn alright.

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight

Why not do it on your front lawn and have a bon fire...live a little?

How about a compromise.

I'll sit in my recliner. . . BUT. . . . I'll throw lit matches at people through the window.

Yeah, sure, that will keep them off your lawn alright.

I'll sit in my recliner. . . . . naked.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight

Why not do it on your front lawn and have a bon fire...live a little?

How about a compromise.

I'll sit in my recliner. . . BUT. . . . I'll throw lit matches at people through the window.

Yeah, sure, that will keep them off your lawn alright.

I'll sit in my recliner. . . . . naked.

Wouldn't that do the trick, without throwing lit matches?

originally posted by: InTheLight
Wouldn't that do the trick, without throwing lit matches?

No. People would think he was beached and would initially try to help before realizing the actual situation and then fleeing in terror.