Who are you voting for in the 2016 presidential election? UPDATED

a reply to: humanityrising
Right.
But he didn't die.

In my timeline.

Phage, no disrespect meant to you or others that I miss the company of. But ATS got so nasty I had to abandoned ship.
It seems to be getting a lot better in the last month or so, but I am going to go dark again, at least until after the election. Hopefully people will be more civil then. ATS still has the best advance warning headlines.

Humanity, your poll looks to me like it is pretty well protected. Even if it is just ATS'er, if you saw fit, I would love to see head to head results for H & T & "wont vote" since they are the only two that could possibly win. Thanks.

a reply to: humanityrising

That stance has me thinking, too. I'm not quite at the point of throwing him out with the bathwater, but I'm not real impressed with it...

Time will tell.

originally posted by: Oleman
Humanity, your poll looks to me like it is pretty well protected. Even if it is just ATS'er, if you saw fit, I would love to see head to head results for H & T & "wont vote" since they are the only two that could possibly win. Thanks.

The results should be relatively legitimate. Only one vote per IP address is allowed, although that could be circumvented with a VPN proxy. I'd think the geographic range would be wider if that was the case though(i.e. random African countries or something).

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: humanityrising
Right.
But he didn't die.

In my timeline.

Mine too. Although my meth quality has gone down since then; one more bad batch and I'm leaving a Yelp review darn it.

originally posted by: seagull
a reply to: humanityrising

That stance has me thinking, too. I'm not quite at the point of throwing him out with the bathwater, but I'm not real impressed with it...

Time will tell.

Same here. I just watched an interview of him on fox news. Chris Wallace was grilling him and he held his own, made really great points, and even got riled up for a second which I've never seen him do before. I think his FairTax proposal is a great idea. I have no earthy idea why he'd be pro TPP, unless some donors were pushing it. According to opensecrets.org he has no corporate backing on paper, so it's a bit perplexing. He seems to sort of weasel his way out the question during this interview.

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originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: humanityrising
Right.
But he didn't die.

In my timeline.

Of course my post is indicative of the direction american politics has obviouly taken.
I think Walt would fit right in with the Viciousness.



But he'd be the baddest

When I voted , results showed Trump way ahead with 47% of the vote!

a reply to: humanityrising

So sad to this sites members embrace ignorance, fear, and hate by voting for a complete jackass.

Sad day for you guys.

a reply to: humanityrising

Hillary is 6 times the cat that pete is.

a reply to: Swills

You should relax a bit.

Just because you are convinced mister Donald J. Trump is not a good choice, obviously, a lot of people think otherwise. There's nothing to be sorry about, as most of the people are able to use their brain and make their own conclusions. So, don't think you're anything smarter than the rest of the people who support him. If anything, you should be disgusted by the number of votes a lying, corrupted, murderous criminal got. But again, this is typical for some of you. Oh I hate both Hillary and Trump, but lets always, and I mean always, just bash on him.

a reply to: Swills

Maybe you could try to understand people can disagree.

It doesn't make us stupid and we all love our Country.

We have a disagreement on the direction of things.

We sit and wonder who still has faith in an insider.

There is NO bigger insider...

I think I will just write my cat in for president. He will do a purrrr-fect job. Not to mention he will scratch out the debt. He will also make sure all citizens get multiple mandatory nap times at work.

Sounds like a winner to me.

THIS IS CLASSIC ATS.

originally posted by: Swills
a reply to: humanityrising

So sad to this sites members embrace ignorance, fear, and hate by voting for a complete jackass.

Sad day for you guys.

So sad to see an ATS member who has decided their opinion is the only right opinion. 73% for Trump and growing. Why? Clinton is a lying, corrupt criminal. Some of us have to face our children and don't want to be an accomplice to electing a criminal. Some of us also care about the future of America...you know...where our children will live.

a reply to: humanityrising

So taking a look at your pool here as of 9:50pm EST, and I'm seeing this:



I've not voted in it, however I'm seriously tempted to vote Pete the Cat as I can get behind his stances on Cap Nip.

The numbers look a bit more reasonable than the other poll that was held (the total amount of votes for everyone), as I seriously doubt the thousands of votes in the other polls held.

However, there still is the VPN issue, so I'm not sure if this one accurately reflects ATS or not.

Hopefully the site owners here on ATS will do one that is actually on here. Lot harder to skew the numbers (as far as ATS members go, we'll still have non-US citizens voting, but I'm very interested in seeing the number).

a reply to: Swills

Hate on Hater. Here is a lil dance for you.

a reply to: humanityrising

Still allowed me to vote twice my friend. To be fair, I made my second vote for "dicks out for Harambe".

originally posted by: violet
a reply to: TinfoilTP
I agree it should be one vote per IP address.


FLAGGED!

Problem is some people get a static IP address is a permanent (non-changing) IP address assigned to you. Most users on the other hand gets an dynamically assigned IP address from their ISP.
If you have a dynamically assigned IP address from your ISP you can vote more then once

I was going to vote Gary Johnson...until I realized he's about as keen on actual liberty as the rest.

And...Cthulhu?

You know if Cthulhu was on the ballot in 50 states, I'd bet he'd win--tentacles down.

Trump versus Hillary...can you imagine a more unlikable playing field?

Bummer this poll was tampered with... We'll all have to wait till November when all the BS comes to a head and actual numbers emerge.

Me, Donald Trump.