posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 01:18 AM
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Hello folks and welcome to tonight's political breakdown here on the ATSNNBRSZF6M22R(ATS Nightly News Broadcasting Spin Zone Factor 60 Minute 20/20
Report) news channel.
Looks like Bernie Sanders has re-entered the race. I wonder if he will maintain his endorsement of Clinton as he struggles to catch up after his
absence.
In other shocking news Cthulhu remains in stasis with a solid 1%, presumably representing around 3 million US citizens, all of which are likely
worshippers in his cult, though only a small percentage are extremists. One thing's for sure, picking a venue for debate will surely be a challenge if
he makes it on the ballot.
According to political analyst humanityrising, this poll is shaping up to be more of what he presumed it would be like; Trump with a wide lead,
Clinton doing terribly.
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"I would have had Johnson beating Stein though, guess I was wrong."
Stay tuned for a round table of panelists discussing the latest sentence Trump uttered and violently ignoring Hillary's crimes. But first Ollie with
the weather. Ollie?