I met my Freemason Illuminati Handler today and I have the pictures to prove it.

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
a reply to: IAMTAT

GeezIMATAT,

It is called "mawashi" and is a vital cultural part of Japan!

Dumb @ss Americans!

On matters of wining & dining large, fat, Japanese men in diapers...this Dumb @ss American chooses to remain ignorant and inexperienced.

This ignorant American humbly begs for your forgiveness and respectfully bows to your expertise in these weighty matters, oh wise Master.

a reply to: IAMTAT

You musabi and I'll say muwashi
musabi, muwahi,
Let's call the whole thing off!!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Are you sure you can satisfy my appetite?

Yes.

But will I? Probably not.

Because I would rather keep you coming back for more. That's the trickiest part, isn't it.

a reply to: geezlouise

Time for you two crazy knuckleheads to take this to P.M.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Time for you two crazy knuckleheads to take this to P.M.

Like that hasn't already happened.

My baby boy is all growed up.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My baby boy is all growed up.

Who? Skidmark?

Sadly, he's not. We still have work to do with that one.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My baby boy is all growed up.

Who? Skidmark?

Sadly, he's not. We still have work to do with that one.

It really not fair to judge, until he's done with his treatments.

a reply to: geezlouise

Also, I'm way creepier than Augustus...

I didn't think that was even possible. Are you sure?

a reply to: Night Star

When Geez goes to R.I. to look at schools I may join her. Then you can make your determination in person.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


Shall I hire a body guard?

a reply to: Night Star

Yes. Make sure he is well-fed and delicious.

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


Shall I hire a body guard?

Bring an extra dragon with you...Just in case.

a reply to: IAMTAT


Brilliant idea!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Bring an extra dragon with you...Just in case.

If those things were real they would taste like chicken.

I would serve them nice and crispy with some Frank's Red Hot Sauce.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


You'd be crispy before you could even catch one.

a reply to: Night Star

But, being they are as real as a $3 bill I'll probably be okay.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You said 'probably'. Do I detect a bit of doubt there? You do believe! Now step away from the barbecue.

a reply to: Night Star

I'll change it for you: 100% no doubt in my mind okay.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Gawd, don't tell Syx that!!!!!!