I met my Freemason Illuminati Handler today and I have the pictures to prove it.

I was really nervous.

He told me to bring a few rolls of duck tape, some ziplock baggies, and of course the flushable bathroom cotton toilet wipes.

We met in a large wooded park early in the morning... none of it sounded safe, tbh. But because of the deep mind control program that I'm not supposed to be aware of that I am a direct participant in, I just do as I'm told no questions asked.

When I arrived with all the items in hand, no time was wasted. I was given a robe to throw on right away and then informed that we were to perform a ritual called "Seeking Cthulhu" in which I had to dig a hole in order to reach the deep underground waters called the Abzu, or Abyss, where Enki is Lord.

Here is a HP Lovecraft sketch of Cthulhu himself, just because.



After I had begun to dig myself into a hole (quite literally, at that)... the items I had brought suddenly began to make more sense.

OMG JK YOU JERKS.

& I look like poop but he's just as delicious in person (if not more delicious), ladies and gent.



Cheers.

a reply to: geezlouise

☜ Two for you.

Did AM make fun of you in person ... or is that just his on-line thingy? LOL

a reply to: geezlouise

I love it and I am thrilled you lived to tell the tale!

Phew!

You do not look like poop!

You both look delicious!
(and I say that with all sincerity even being slightly envious! )

a reply to: geezlouise

what were you drinking?

because i want it.

a reply to: geezlouise

You look far from "poop" lol.

As for the Mason? Well, it looks like he was dragged backwards through a swamp by Cthulhu itself.

Are you going back tonight to finish digging the hole?

Been nice knowing you.

OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS TY, LOL.

Oh nice =D did you get to the art museum?

PS You look like an art teacher (this is a good thing they inspire)

originally posted by: geezlouise
OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS TY, LOL.

You know, it could be an optical illusion. Standing next to anything THAT disfigured is bound to make you look better.













J/K!

a reply to: TerryDon79

LOL, yeah you better be JK. Cause I'm obv. the Cthulhu here.

a reply to: Brotherman

We're trying to do something like that when we meet in NYC, with everyone. Maybe museum, but def. food and drinks. You busy in November? You should come to that.

a reply to: geezlouise

Remembering the line from the movie "mean girls" where the little blonde with the boobs that could tell when it was raining because she had ESPN as a sixth sense said, "my special skill is I can put my whole fist in my mouth."

Cheers - Dave

a reply to: geezlouise

November is a long way away for me, things here changed literally from day to day but I would like to for sure. I almost was going to make it to NYC with my buddy next weekend but that is still up in the air.

originally posted by: geezlouise
a reply to: TerryDon79

LOL, yeah you better be JK. Cause I'm obv. the Cthulhu here.

You must be looking at a different photo than the rest of us.

a reply to: geezlouise

I almost didn't recognize Augustus without the ball gag.

Geez? Your posts are always pretty, sweet, sincere. You look just like how you post.

He looks a lot younger than I imagined. I just always think of him as a "dirty old man".

You don't look like poop at all. You have the most beautiful eyes.

a reply to: geezlouise

Hope your dry run is not dry too long!

a reply to: geezlouise

Looks like a really ugly version of AugustusMasonicus, you look somewhat disappointed too and I can tell he forced you to log in and type this OP under threat of kissing you, or worse!!

Other than the fact you're not wearing a French Maid outfit...you look pretty much as I've imagined.

Geezlouise you look lovely, as well.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I was expecting something more along the lines of this....

a reply to: geezlouise

I told Augie to treat you gently LOL