Overseas travel warnings about USA mount

If you go to Europe, you will die in an ISIS attack.
If you go to Australia, you'll get eaten by a didgery-doo, whatever that is.

And if you travel to the US, you'll be shot because we shoot everyone here.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: snowspirit
Your cops have zero sense of humour, last time I was there, we all got kicked out because a couple of us were mooning cops.

You know, I cannot tell if you are being serious or not but it is funny either way.

Did you try oinking at them too?

No oinking. It was only two of the group. That was in Birch Bay, Washington, so they were used to Cdns. And one was female.
Other than the mooning, we were somewhat respectful 😇
Had to pile the drunk ones in the vehicle and promptly leave.

Now I realize it could have ended a lot worse.....

But yeah, over the last decade or so, the border guards aren't worth dealing with. And now our colourful plastic money isn't worth much, so states = $$$$$💸

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If you go to Australia, you'll get eaten by a didgery-doo, whatever that is.

It's a type of highly venomous spider.

I know this because Zazz told me.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If you go to Europe, you will die in an ISIS attack.
If you go to Australia, you'll get eaten by a didgery-doo, whatever that is.

And if you travel to the US, you'll be shot because we shoot everyone here.

The didgery doos don't eat anything, but their drop bears and massive spiders.....

I wonder what warnings would stop people from visiting Canada?
🤔

originally posted by: snowspirit
I wonder what warnings would stop people from visiting Canada?

The weather.

originally posted by: snowspirit

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If you go to Europe, you will die in an ISIS attack.
If you go to Australia, you'll get eaten by a didgery-doo, whatever that is.

And if you travel to the US, you'll be shot because we shoot everyone here.

The didgery doos don't eat anything, but their drop bears and massive spiders.....

I wonder what warnings would stop people from visiting Canada?
🤔

Canada is one of those mythical places, like Narnia or San Diego.

It's not like anyone could actually survive there.

originally posted by: olaru12
My profession takes me all over the country. I turn down well paying gigs in the American south.

Sounds pretty idiotic, to be honest.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's not like anyone could actually survive there.

Exactly, have you ever seen the mosquitos in Canadaland? They're like friggin' F-18's.

a reply to: TorqueyThePig

You're either what's wrong or what's right. I wanna believe you're what's right with America.

Please be what's right with America?

TheRedneck

a reply to: TheRedneck

I get the feeling he is one of the good ones and would not shoot you if you were laying on the ground with your hands up.


Doing the YMCA on his squad car? Different story.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Exactly, have you ever seen the mosquitos in Canadaland? They're like friggin' F-18's.

If you are comparing our mosquitoes to F-18's, you've already lost!

The Canadian mosquito is far more advanced, has a greater range, is significantly faster, and more maneuverable.

They also have the ability to swarm without emitting and form of EM radiation.

Thankfully, they only carry extremely close range ordnance.

a reply to: snowspirit

It's not just Canadians. When I was driving a truck I could get into Canada easily (just never ask the Customs Inspector if they found your AK-47), but getting back to the US was like pulling teeth!

That's why I quit going there... well, that and the weather...

TheRedneck

a reply to: peck420

I humbly stand corrected over your resident avioid vermin.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If I am ever dancing to YMCA on a squad car, please shoot me... I beg you, shoot me!

Think of the children...

TheRedneck

originally posted by: TheRedneck
If I am ever dancing to YMCA on a squad car, please shoot me... I beg you, shoot me!

Only if you are wearing the Indian feather headdress.

originally posted by: superman2012
a reply to: BuzzyWigs
Being Canadian, I do understand that most US citizens are not the way they are portrayed on TV and in the movies, however, I also make sure when I'm travelling that I don't stop in the US at any airports nor do I intend to visit the US anytime soon. I can assure you that I am not in the minority when it comes to that with friends and family.

Maybe I've fallen into the "scared of America" trap, or maybe America has given me a reason to be scared. Who knows?

Thanks, stick to your own country, Canucks and their drunken idiots piss me off. Almost as bad as Chinese fully loaded tour buses with people overrunning and pushing and trashing their way through our sacred Parks.

Who cares?

Changing the way you live for other peoples' acceptance is crazy. That's what brown-nosers/ suck-ups do.

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

What's your point? Violence is committed by people against other people. Yes, I hate our military interventionist crap. That doesn't let civilians off the hook for being hateful to each other and hurting other people.

You're comparing a candle to the sun.

The American people aren't the ones doing the hurting. The mega banks, military, cops and prisons are. And the gubment lets them.

But thanks for the main stream media assessment of crime in 'America'.

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Unfortunately for citizens, our officials and leaders, and scholars and scientists everywhere have decided to set very poor examples and allow politics to rule how they behave, including all the corruption in government and academia and the media to the point that we are doomed for a total crash or reset, or simply total destruction which I feel is coming for a certainty. I don't want it to happen, but I am sure it will, and fairly soon.

There is just too much corruption and our government body is rotten to the core. Because of that, people will continue to thrive on corruption instead of being good people.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

As a proud descendant of the Cherokee Nation, I resemble that remark.

TheRedneck