Jesus Christ Returns to Earth For ‘Second Coming,’ Vows to Destroy ISIS

a reply to: rexsblues

Exactly! Why would he return AGAIN to save our butts? He's already learned a hard lesson the first time around. Expecting Jesus to keep coming back is like a parent interfering in the life lessons of their children. Yes, it can be hard to watch your child suffer andor fail, but it is necessary for them to learn.

In this day & age, a person would really have to do something "Divine" , in the literal sense, to convince people. I'm sure there would be a long line for those wanting to witness the "water into wine" blessing.

a reply to: Iam1Zender

He isn't coming back this time to save us, He's coming this time for judgment.

a reply to: Iam1Zender

The first time He came, we were given an object lesson on how we should be. This time, He's coming for the final exam and it's pass/fail.

He claimed to be both Jesus Christ and the Antichrist; His followers now claim he was the incarnation of Melchizedek. Some of them claim he escaped death however he is deader than dead.

Melchizedek? The crazy UFO cult?

This has Psy Op written all over it.

a reply to: NOTurTypical

I dunno... I'm not a believer in prophecies in general. So I don't think that anyone is coming to save or judge us. We don't need a higher power to tell us we're wrong. We all know what's wrong in the world, and we judge each other every day. And the inverse is true too. Every day we see the good in the world, and most truly good people aren't waiting around for a "pat on the back" to earn them points into heaven. That whole system of judgement is causing so much fear and conflict in the world. Why would a benevolent creator put us into this ONE World situation just to show up and judge us - based on his or her very own rules? Nature, for which we are a part of, just doesn't work that way. A flood happens because there is too much rain and the water has to go somewhere. It's not out to get anybody or fulfill the "wrath of God". A lion doesn't feel evil after ripping apart it's dinner. That's just how it has to be. Maybe everyone is so preoccupied with right & wrong that they aren't living a truly inspired life? I believe that we love & honor our creator by living an honorable and inspired life. The TAO says it perfectly. Why can't we all just "go with the flow" and not get wrapped up in silly and counterproductive judgement? Every region and every race of people on Earth could get along and collaborate for the greater good... if only there was NO judgement. We could graduate from vain & ego driven children to mature adults that know better. It's not that far off and not as hard as you think. But we don't need Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, or any religious type to save us from ourselves. WE are in charge of the outcome of our actions.

a reply to: Iam1Zender

If you aren't a believer in prophecies then you haven't put serious study into them.

a reply to: NOTurTypicalYou sure got that right,A study of Ezekiel,Isahai,and Daniel should be must reading before dismissing prophecy.Everyone has to choose,but being informed about all your choices and evidence is a wise habit to be in.A .lot of the New Testament reads like todays headlines.

a reply to: ridgerunner

Daniel is so detailed people swear it was written after the facts.

I believe the story that Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a daughter named Sarah. I think the descendants of Christ were protected very well but that they were bred into noble lines in France. So it's possible Charlemagne was a descendant of Jesus. And if that's the case that means millions of us are descended from Jesus. So all of us would have special abilities.

a reply to: Iam1Zender

Because reincarnation is real so spirits reincarnate through countless lifetimes in the search for nirvana. Jesus was a boddhisatva and there are many boddhisatvas

actually I think I'm a descendant of Jesus and my mission is to destroy the Roman Catholic Church. Anyone who doesn't absolutely despise what the Church did to Mary Magdalene has no relationship to Christ.

originally posted by: rexsblues
The sad thing is they could all be right... When Jesus does come back we'll just mock him and probably end up killing him again.

No, been there done that.

I don't think Jesus will do the human thing, this time around tho.

And there will be no doubt about who He is.

a reply to: NOTurTypical

No, I just don't believe everything that I read. I also don't believe something just because it is spoken. In this time, people are looking for answers that are based in reality. Modern understanding is a combination of Science and common sense. Stories are stories, and fairy-tales are fairy-tales. They also change over time. So where does the truth land?

a reply to: Iam1Zender

I can't help you then, prophecy takes an intense amount of study, I've been a Christian for 15 years and I'm still studying prophecy. If you have no intention of putting in the effort to investigate it for yourself, then you'll never see it.

a reply to: MamaJ

At least I think it would be only fair that Jesus would have a good explanation of what the hell he's been up to ever since he said he'd be back real soon. 2000 years ago.

originally posted by: Utnapisjtim
a reply to: MamaJ

At least I think it would be only fair that Jesus would have a good explanation of what the hell he's been up to ever since he said he'd be back real soon. 2000 years ago.

That's about two days or so to God. You are talking about an entity for whom time, such as it exists assuming it exists at all in terms that have any real meaning to us, flows differently.

Obviously, He doesn't even exist in this dimension.

a reply to: ketsuko

If you ask me, Jesus died sometimes during the Roman conquest of Judea. I think Jesus died by his own hand at Masada together with thousands of Zealots and their families. The siege must have been terrible. However, the bloodline survived and became European royalty. The king of Norway for instance is a direct descendant of Jesus and Rosemary. This is also the reason why American presidential candidates are nearly always inflicted with this gene. Obviously Americans demands descent to European royalty and Jesus in order to rule. As far as I know, Trump doesnot have this gene, therefore he is what one might call an antichrist. A non-Christ.

'burgerbuddy' says ...about the return or 2nd coming:

I don't think Jesus will do the human thing, this time around tho.

And there will be no doubt about who He is.

yep... because scriptural prophecy says that... Jesus will return in the same manner you seen him leave, (in a cloud)

~actually the resurrected Jesus, known as Christ/Annointed had a Transfigured Body that was not physical flesh,
his body/form was a higher-energy form of matter or spirit which had the illusion of being 3 dimensional physical matter but might be related to either the 4th state of matter which we call Plasma...or was a holographic projection which appeared 'normal'...

As for the Jesus 'Second Coming' using a 'cloud' as a transportation vehicle... thus satisfying the prophecy of Ascending-in-a-Cloud, He will also Return in the Clouds of Glory...
I got a notion that the modern-day 'Cloud' could very well be the present system of Cloud Computing...
Ergo... the returning Jesus could very well Arrive on Earth on the internet/Wi-Fi CLOUD...
whereby every eye on Earth, might 'see' the majestic return of the 'savior' (saving the remnant of people from the submission-to-Islam)
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(saving the remnant from the Money=Mammon Paradigm which de-humanizes and enslaves all peoples)....just 2 of the antichrist ideologies that rule over all peoples worldwide in this chaotic time.

i.e. every eye witness on the planet will see a quickened-body Jesus touch-down on the mount-of-olives in Jerusalem... at the same instant !

Only with the present cloud computing will this 100% global saturation be possible -> not even 1948 Live TV could do that '48 being the birth of Israel

saw this last night, thought it was fun. not inaccurate though.

originally posted by: Utnapisjtim
a reply to: MamaJ

At least I think it would be only fair that Jesus would have a good explanation of what the hell he's been up to ever since he said he'd be back real soon. 2000 years ago.

The error is in thinking He meant soon by human standards and not the standards of soon God is working with. By God's calendar it's only been 2 days.