Horrible Advice

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
If you're name is Kim and your a man. And if you are the leader of a country. And if you are continuously abusing human rights. Then send out one of your top diplomats and declare war on the US of A instead of responding to the alleged crimes.

CBSNews.com: link

Then just a few days later, go ahead an launch a couple more towards another country in the area!

"Kim, you and the UN are going to have a good talking to when they get their act together! Just you wait! They may put you to bed with no Swiss watches! Then you will know how it feels to misbehave!"

Vote for one of the two top candidates for president!

originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan
having trouble with your electronics? Lick the plug and try again

Compliment your wife on how soft a cushion she has made for herself to sit on

Swat flies with a hammer so they know you mean business

You need to put your eye right up to the scope so you can see better when you pull the trigger

have you seen that tac 50 with the recoil cushion stock. Scope eye from that gun could cure that problem permanently.

First step, force it. Second step, force it again. Do that every time and you'll eliminate the third steps very existence.

a reply to: spectranometron
If forcing it doesn't work hammering on it surely will.