ATS Match Makers

I always wanted a pet moose. *sniffle*

You know how some little girls ask for a pony ? Well, not this pussycat... I asked for a moose.

But if anyone comes walking into my house with a case of Molson, they can just bloody well march right back out the damn door and go get the good stuff.

Pfft.

a reply to: starwarsisreal
That's not a bad choice. Nightstar's classy.

a reply to: starwarsisreal

For some reason I read your username as stars wars Israel.

Anyway, Nightstar!

originally posted by: ladyinwaiting
For some reason I read your username as stars wars Israel.

Israel=Jews=Hollywood=Star Wars.

You were right.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl
Ooooooooh. My kind of girl, messing with a potential serial killer. I like the adventurous type. Hey, while you're at it why not:

Poke a bear with a stick
Flip off a cop
Run with scissors
Phone in a bomb threat
Go swimming 10 minutes after you eat

Am I that easy to read?
I freaking LOVE running with scissors! Right after I fry bacon nekkid!

starwarsisreal: Hun, Night Star doesn't know about this matchy-thing yet, so I left her some clues! When she gets here...you will love her! Everybody does...she just has a way of making you feel...better.

a reply to: jacygirl

She is a sweetie, fo sho.

a reply to: jacygirl

I freaking LOVE running with scissors! Right after I fry bacon nekkid!

Okay I changed my mind, Intrepid is out.

I want you as my partner in crime !

originally posted by: CranialSponge
Okay I changed my mind, Intrepid is out.

I want you as my partner in crime !

If you two are going to be frying bacon sans apparel and also running with scissors I think I may need to stop by to make sure that you two are....ahh, the hell with it, I just like naked chicks running around frying pork products.

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: jacygirl

I freaking LOVE running with scissors! Right after I fry bacon nekkid!

Okay I changed my mind, Intrepid is out.

I want you as my partner in crime !

Literally ROFLMAO !!!

I have a girl crush on you and Buzzy...for your humour (omg! so funny!)...not physical...just love reading both of you! (Did I just turn this into a threesome? Hahahaha....and Augustus isn't one of them.....)

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

I have no problem charging Augustus $1000/minute to watch nekkid bacon frying.

Far from what the song may say... dirty deeds are NOT done dirt cheap.

originally posted by: CranialSponge
I have no problem charging Augustus $1000/minute to watch nekkid bacon frying.

Far from what the song may say... dirty deeds are NOT done dirt cheap.

I am willing to spend the entire accumulated Templar Treasure we have stashed under my lodge on this.

It would be like a real life 976 number.

a reply to: jacygirl

Love you, too, sweetie! Where you been?

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: jacygirl

I have no problem charging Augustus $1000/minute to watch nekkid bacon frying.

Far from what the song may say... dirty deeds are NOT done dirt cheap.

*sigh* And she quotes AC/DC.

Yup, I'm broke. I'm in.

Buzzy...Hey hun! Real life has just been sucking my will to live, lol. Responsibilities taking up my precious time here! The nerve!!

Augustus...You gonna start advertising that threesies are allowed now?

originally posted by: jacygirl
Augustus...You gonna start advertising that threesies are allowed now?

Why stop there? I'm willing to go full Mormon.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Augustus...You gonna start advertising that threesies are allowed now?

Why stop there? I'm willing to go full Mormon.

*spits combination of root beer and donut out threw mouth & nose all over keyboard and monitor*

Seriously can NOT stop laughing!

originally posted by: jacygirl
Seriously can NOT stop laughing!

Sharing is caring, Jacy.

There is enough of my handsome Italian ass to go around.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

There is enough of my handsome Italian ass to go around.

Well.....

we'll see about that.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Well.....

we'll see about that.

Sorry Mistress Buzzy, I have been bad.

Can you please drive your stiletto heel into my back.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

*sigh*

You KNOW I hate wearing those things!!!
gah

Oh, wow wow wow. This thread has achieved full lunacy. It actually did that in the OP.