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a reply to: TNMockingbird

I knew I should have done the video Augustus wanted me to do!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TNMockingbird
I knew I should have done the video Augustus wanted me to do!

Yes, perhaps it's that whole 'birds of a feather' thing you know him and Roger.

WE may be wise to listen to the Mason sometimes.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I knew I should have done the video Augustus wanted me to do!

The one with the pony and a rubber spatula?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I knew I should have done the video Augustus wanted me to do!

The one with the pony and a rubber spatula?

Wasn't that the film you named, "Schindler's Lisp"?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Wasn't that the film you named, "Schindler's Lisp"?

Yes. And should be a lesson to always have your papers in order.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hahaha! I do actually have a massive place in my heart for the bird, and if she was just a drive away we'd get drunk for sure, but it would have to be 'holy' wine or something I reckon, seeing as she's in the Bible belt...I'm easy though, I'll get intoxicated on whatever in a pinch.

Of course I rarely drink alcohol though unless I'm mixing with coke...is coke frowned upon in the Bible belt?
...you know like the Mormons in Utah which I'm obviously making reference to.


...seriously though for a moment, I suffered a massive personal sudden loss of my best friend and 'business partner' daily co-worker a few months ago, bird was the only person outside of my social group grief bubble who wasn't affected so helped pull me out of my emotional hole. She is lovely and we will meet in person one day, that is absolutely certain.

...only over one or two drinks though, you know as I'm not an alcoholic or anything.

originally posted by: grainofsand
...only over one or two drinks though, you know as I'm not an alcoholic or anything.

Of course not!

Both of you are temperate and discrete with your adult beverage consumption. I have not heard any stories about you two getting s*** faced.

Ever.

For real.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My non-alcoholic beverages seem to get spiked quite often...it is tiresome but you can only farm the land you've got I guess.

originally posted by: grainofsand
...you can only farm the land you've got I guess.

A truer statement was never uttered.

Bird is in good hands. Both of them.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Bad hands, naughty hands...get it right!

a reply to: grainofsand

Are there any other kind?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Such talk would be heresy for sure.

If I were drawn to guys then I would find myself some very tempestuous relationships on ATS, that is for sure.
No match making would be required.

I bet you´re having a hard time matchmaking me.

a reply to: verschickter

I just saw that you posted this.

Let me put my diabolical mind to the task. I'm sure I could eff this up royally.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
no tears, I promise.

originally posted by: verschickter
no tears, I promise.

I decided, as you are a accomplished programmer, to put you with DontTreadOnMe, ATS's most prolific poster who, while able to converse in many subjects with insight and knowledge, cannot get her computer to do more than give her technological headaches even Bill Gates would dread:

SIGH.....now the Windows won't sleep automatically......

The file is a decompression bomb

Win10 advice requested...

If you don't catch a virus from her mainframe it could be everlasting love as you constantly reboot her devices and hopefully also get the clock on the microwave to stop flashing '12:00, 12:00, 12:00'. Plus she is a Super Mod so it's kind like a Get Out of Jail card when you fly off the deep end.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
What have I done to you??? Win10?? Although, it would pleasure my OCD about flashing microwave clocks, wrong toilet-paper insertion and things not being aligned and other unimportant things that bug me too much.

I probably can forget the Get Out Of Jail Card, considering most deletes I get are from DontTreadOnMe. Or is it to get my attention? Who knows...

(steps back behind the curtain, shoes still visible)



?????,,.,.?...(,) - sorted, now I can leave in peace.
-,.

originally posted by: verschickter
I probably can forget the Get Out Of Jail Card, considering most deletes I get are from DontTreadOnMe. Or is it to get my attention? Who knows...

She's probably being mean to you because she likes you.

My astounding match making capabilities strike again.