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originally posted by: Murgatroid
"It is impossible that a being who had stolen half dead out of the sepulchre, who crept about weak and ill and wanting medical treatment... could have given the disciples the impression that he was a conqueror over death and the grave, the Prince of life: an impression that lay at the bottom of their future ministry."
The Swoon theory falls apart quickly when you consider that Jesus had undergone six trials, was beaten, then scourged with 39 lashes that left His back raw, exposed, and bloody. He had a crown of thorns forced upon His head, ripping His scalp.
He had been crucified with nails in the hands and feet, and He hung there for six hours bleeding and dehydrating. His spear-pierced side emitted blood and water. He was left in a tomb for three days and was tightly wrapped up. Was anyone in this condition able to revive, get himself out of the tight wrappings, and then walk on pierced feet?
Could He single-handedly move a large stone with hands that were unusable due to the wrist piercings which severed the median nerve and paralyzed them? Could He then somehow get by the armed guards given the charge of watching the grave-side? Are we to believe further that Jesus managed to walk a long distance on feet which had been pierced and then appear to the disciples as a victorious conqueror of death? It makes no sense. In fact, it would take more to believe this ridiculous conjecture than it would to believe that Jesus rose from the dead.
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originally posted by: windword
a reply to: raymundoko
Oh? Are we pretending that the myth of his death is true? Because he shows up after reports of his death, that means he died and magically rose from the dead, 3 days later?
Occam's razor. He wasn't dead then, because he wasn't ever dead. He survived his ordeal. Even in the biblical narrative, Jesus says that it is he, in the flesh, that he's not spirit because spirits aren't made of flesh. Then he asks for something to eat, specifically, dead flesh and nectar stolen from insects.
What kind of holy, divine resurrection leaves a "god" lacking, lacking in nourishment and hungry for dead flesh and insect nectar? I can only assume that his dead flesh eating risen body also needed to poop afterwards too.
By the way, according to the Bible, Jesus wasn't the first to rise from the dead. There are several instances in the Old Testament, there's the famous story of Lazarus, and of course all those zombies that rose and walked about the day of the supposed crucifixion. Then of course, we have Paul claiming to have raised a young man from death.
Do you believe all of it?
I always take the view that all this really depends on how you view the bible.
originally posted by: windword
a reply to: Reallyfolks
I always take the view that all this really depends on how you view the bible.
I view the Bible as mostly allegory. Adam and Eve, Noah, Moses, Jonah, Jesus, never existed. They're not real people and their stories were never meant to be taken literal.
We are all potential Jesuses. We all gave up our divinity to enter the flesh and ultimately sacrifice our earthly body for our efforts. We all overcome death of the flesh, because we are spiritual beings having a physical experience.
I'm so sick of this kind of BS when it come to the fallacies of religion, and specifically, the resurrection of Jesus.
The 'swoon' theory has been disregarded by almost all scholars.
"The truth tastes funny to those accustomed to a steady diet of lies." ~ Dave vonKleist
originally posted by: raymundoko
Incorrect. He appeared in several forms, many of them unrecognizable to even his own disciples.