Mod Intro

originally posted by: Kapusta
*cough* tuck driver ....

originally posted by: tothetenthpower

Merry Meet ToTheTenthPower,
To funny, stars please

originally posted by: FredT

originally posted by: Springer
Hi, my name Springer and I am not, nor ever have been, a cross dressing Australian Astronaut. Nor am I a CIA agent or anything but one of the co-founders of The Above Network, LLC... As far as anyone knows. ;-)

Umm Care to comment about weird stuff slipped under convention hotel doors in the dead of night???????? Hmmmmmmmmmm........

There is a well known skeptics' tactic to find out for sure...pics or it didn't happen, Springer.

a reply to: Zaphod58


Bloody , I didn't realize how bad ass that rig is until just now ..

Hands free and Mod friendly ! what ! you better get that zap ! get it !

originally posted by: Blaine91555

Merry Meet Blaine

OK, Blaine here. I wandered in off the street one day and they keep me locked in the basement

Is it padded? It sounds like a lot of you are in " The Basement" is that a euphemism?

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: FredT

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Are you bemused by the responses or just don't know what to say?

A little from column a and a little from column b............. I myself am actually part of the back end software that became self aware during Springers and Sketptics bathtub gin phase. They wound the coils too tight and the resulting explosion bathed my server rack with their home brewed Jagger and I woke up. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation interacted with my cheap server parts, and now when I get upset, they have to isolate me for years on end. Hence why many of seldom see me

originally posted by: MystikMushroom
They told me there would be cake, so I showed up..

The cake is a lie...

Merry Meet Mystic,
What did you do since you didn't get your cake?
Perhaps you just don't want to share?

a reply to: Zaphod58

Merry meet Zaphod
No idea who you are, my bad, but that is brilliant.

originally posted by: neformore

We're going to burn your house down with combustible lemons....

Are they real? They sell them at our local "Close Out" but no one ever comes back for more.

a reply to: FredT
Why did I read this while I was eating? I almost choked because I was laughing. That made my night (in a good way). Thanks for the laugh.

originally posted by: Skid Mark

I love the responses from the mods. I don't think half of us would still be here if you didn't.

If half of us weren't here they would be all alone.

a reply to: Skid Mark

You should see the reactions to the Initiation Ceremony.

a reply to: Sauron

Merry Meet Sauron,
We all know what your end will be no matter how appealing you make your Curriculum Vitea.

originally posted by: Ahabstar

Gee, the stories that some people tell.

And they are "All True", Merry Meet Ahab, is that like Ahab in "Moby Dick" ?

I now have considerable control over the pain, suffering and livelihood of countless people on a daily basis without their knowledge.

So you are a politician? No offence, we all have to make a living.

So it is kinda like moderating in a way.

You practice on us, nice.

And everyone is glad I am a decent person without malicious fits in either venue.

Politician!!! They all say that.

originally posted by: Zarniwoop
What is Zarniwoop?

Merry Meet Mr.ZarniWoop

Zarniwoop is a member on ATS, very best site on the Internet

These facts are true.

Zarniwoop can at times lead to television and other unhealthy media.

Oh no, how horrible.

While taking Zarniwoop, be careful not to wake him up during “nappy time”.

"Nappy Time" is essential, who would consider such a horrid thing?

Oh a giraffe kissed me once, are we related?

originally posted by: Hefficide

They don't even let me leave the basement... It's dark.

At least they didn't put you in the subterranean exploratory, so it's dark?
Oh sorry, I'm supposed to be compassionate here.
Darn I can't come up with a proper line, just too cynical.
You're a Mod, you have to suffer.

originally posted by: neformore
Hi, my names Nef and when I grow up I want to be Batman!

Ravens are superior to " Batman" , seriously. He isn't real, you know that, right?

a reply to: WalkInSilence

Merry Meet Sauron, We all know what your end will be no matter how appealing you make your Curriculum Vitea.

All roads lead to Mordor?

a reply to: johnb

They can't tell you. If they did you would have to become one of them. SHIVER.

originally posted by: Zaphod58
a reply to: Skid Mark

You should see the reactions to the Initiation Ceremony.

Do they sell videos? Oh, it's secret. Silly of me to ask.