Mod Intro

a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

So true. But that stage of insanity is fun.

a reply to: eriktheawful

Did they taste funny? Those weren't bread crumbs.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: eriktheawful

Did they taste funny? Those weren't bread crumbs.

Oh I ate the ones I was holding. If I'd eaten the ones I'd dropped, I would have found my way out........or died of food poisoning........or worse......

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: Blaine91555

At least they don't make you drink Night Train. That stuff is rough.

On special occasions they toss me a bottle of Mad Dog and a Big Mac. Life is good.

a reply to: Blaine91555

If you're really good we'll even start tossing french fries with those.

a reply to: Mod Intro

Mostly I ride my motorcycle and work when I need money now a days.
I drove tractor trailer for a living mostly spent a few years on the road drumming in a few no name bush league bands.
A long with a million other things.
I think I might have been reading about 9/11 somewhere and that brought me here 11 years ago.

a reply to: Blaine91555

Now, that's living it up. That's even better than a cup of pee warm water and a ketchup packet for tomato soup.

Gee, the stories that some people tell.

After giving up my governmentally subcontacted job of driving around in a van taking people where they really didn't want to go to experience things that they really didn't want to happen, I have settled into a nicer place that among other things preambles safety equipment on cars. Like airbags and such. Myself, I drive something that weighs about 2000 lbs more than your average car amongst crowds of pedestrians. Unless I am taking the rig out for a spin, then it is several tons heavier than your average car. Tired of being just the bagman for others, I now have considerable control over the pain, suffering and livelihood of countless people on a daily basis without their knowledge. So it is kinda like moderating in a way. And everyone is glad I am a decent person without malicious fits in either venue.

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originally posted by: WalkInSilence

Now you can reveal your self you don't have to hide behind that "Super Hero" image, it's Ok if you are just a little couch potato.

Couch? You mean those things rich people have???

They don't even let me leave the basement... It's dark.

Hi, my names Nef and when I grow up I want to be Batman!

I was more of a rocker than a mod back then but now I'm nearly grown up I can admit that mod music is good too

The Zap club on Brighton beach front - anybody know if it's still there (was there in 80's)

If you let me know the location of your bunker/basement I'll send some mini drones down the pipes with some treats or to trail a tube down so we can hook you up to your preferred 'meds'

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Hi im crazyewok the ANTI MOD. Also known as the supermodsbane. Im to ATS what the the Anti Christ is to Christianity


Just joking Kinda

a reply to: FredT

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Are you bemused by the responses or just don't know what to say?

Hello.

Still sorta early here, eating yogurt for breakfast as I check in to see what is happening on ATS.

The JFK Assassination brought me to ATS.
A member on a low-carb forum recommended ATS...and I'm still here over 11 years later..time flies when you're having a good time.

a reply to: Hefficide

We told you that as soon as you file the forms in triplicate we'd fix that for you.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Fred is all about tone. He says a lot without saying any actual words.

a reply to: Zaphod58

In other words, "Ah!" and "Aha!" could be the equivalent of a 500 page novel.

a reply to: Skid Mark

He said "Oh wow" one day, and the boards crashed out of sheer shock.