End of the world 'prophet' predicts HORROR earthquake to hit America in TWO DAYS

Relax folks. Whatever the predicted date is, nothing will happen. I'm not denying such an earthquake will never happen, my point is, it will but unexpectedly.

originally posted by: papazen
Interestingly on the same day the movie San Andreas is released.

Marketing and PR companies really are getting lazy if this is the best they can come up with.

Did they learn nothing from the previous failed YouTube hoax videos of UFO's, "evil Gnomes" and Big Foot, promoting everything from books to movies to video games?

Proper promoting needs more than one video, picked up by more than one tabloid, with both the articles and videos promoted and shared by fake accounts across all social media and the largest relevant forums... anything less is a waste of time.

And no, this won't happen. If the guy is a "prophet" where are the examples of other things he successfully predicted? Or does someone get to call themselves a "prophet" by simply making a first guess, even before that first guess has passed its due date?

Oh, I have to add. . .

THANKS ALOT, OBAMA!

originally posted by: beezzer
Oh, I have to add. . .

THANKS ALOT, OBAMA!

And gun nuts....somehow they fit in here too.....I just know it.

a reply to: Vasa Croe

Might as well toss us Masons in there too.

Wait, I'm a Mason AND a gun nut...

Doom porn used to be fun and interesting. Now it's just rehashed old dp dredged up from past predictions.

What we need is a fresh new slant on dp by some fresh new doom pornographers.... Something like everyone being strangled by coat hangers brought to life or everyone drinking themselves to death from to much doom porn. That's a definite possibility.... I haven't even begun to recover from the last one.

I'm hoping for a mutated Pasteurella multocida outbreak. Earthquakes and comet impacts have become so passe'....

Does this mean that, living here in Utah, I will be closer to the beach tomorrow???



(I'm not expert, but I don't think the San Andreas is long enough or deep enough to give the world a 9.8.)

I predict that frank prank crank's prediction will fail miserably!

Aw come on. I know San Andreas is going to be a terrible movie, but it's not going to be world ending!

originally posted by: Krazysh0t
Aw come on. I know San Andreas is going to be a terrible movie, but it's not going to be world ending!

It has to be at least as good as Icetastrophe.....

originally posted by: dollukka
a reply to: jimmyx

California Earthquake Prediction: Experts Rubbish Claim that Massive 9.8 Tremor Will Hit West Coast on 28 May
International Business news

Video in question by FRANK !!! lol he does exists !

Little search about Mr Plait seems to write articles Bad astronomy ( also with some comic writer ) in Slate.com

Maybe its about entertainment after all.

Seems legit

originally posted by: Sremmos80
a reply to: butcherguy

"Let me be clear: No, it won't. It can't. Worse, there's not even an alignment on that date, at least not with the Earth. It's all baloney.

Well there is this buzz kill!

Welp I guess we will all see tomorrow.

TO MORROW...TO MORROW....THERES ALWAYS TO MORROW... youre only a day aaaa wayyyyy.

originally posted by: yuppa

originally posted by: Sremmos80
a reply to: butcherguy

"Let me be clear: No, it won't. It can't. Worse, there's not even an alignment on that date, at least not with the Earth. It's all baloney.

Well there is this buzz kill!

Welp I guess we will all see tomorrow.

TO MORROW...TO MORROW....THERES ALWAYS TO MORROW... youre only a day aaaa wayyyyy.

Thank you so much...I will NEVER get that song out of my head now...

LOL

originally posted by: jimmyx
geez, I live in the central valley of California, and I only have 2 days? uhmmm....thanks for the info, I guess

I'm in Los Angeles.

I think I'll go to the beach tomorrow afternoon.

"Let me be clear: No, it won't. It can't. Worse, there's not even an alignment on that date, at least not with the Earth. It's all baloney.

Thanks so much, dude... Ruin a perfectly good panic...now what do I do for the rest of the week???

Oh, well, I'll inventory all my canned food, that'll be fun.

a reply to: Annee

The beach is going to come to you, though...

originally posted by: papazen
Interestingly on the same day the movie San Andreas is released.

oh

a reply to: butcherguy

Where's the video of him predicting the Nepal earthquake? Just curious.

a reply to: butcherguy

It is bound to happen some time....it has been prophesied many times...but you should be scared anyway, because whether happens tomorrow or any other day in this lifetime...the consequences will be felt worldwide. That is scary. Real easy for people to laugh this off as doomporn, but this Earth has seen tremendous upheaval in the very recent past, remember according to all the religions of the world there was a huge flood. Now, granted it occurred several 1000 years ago but in galactic time that is just a minute.

originally posted by: seagull
a reply to: Annee

The beach is going to come to you, though...

I knew that land investment in Arizona would pay off eventually. me and george straight will see you all there to open up the new beachfront property.