Ask the Pisk

Do pixies have any goverment, or do they just decide things at the pub?

Do pixies play video games?

How much is a plane ticket to pixyland?

Do pixies know whats up with the bermuda triangle?

Originally posted by cyberdude78
Do pixies have any goverment, or do they just decide things at the pub?

Pixies have no use for government. All politicians ever do is cause hardship for people, have wars and sacrifice others for their own ends. Pixies prefer a nice get together in the pub with free-flowing Cornish cider.

Do pixies play video games?

Some play 'Legend of Zelda' since Link is considered to be a pixy. Other prefer RPG games such as Baldur's Gate.

How much is a plane ticket to pixyland?

Since pixies can levitate, they never need to use conventional air travel. Hence I have no idea how much a ticket to pixyland is.

Do pixies know whats up with the bermuda triangle?

Last I heard, Cthulhu was on holiday around that area. He must have got hungry

1. if you had to chose a 3rd, 4th, 5th in command for the pisky chain of command, who would it be? dont be limited to A/P/BTS (hehe, APB. cool)

2. ignore the drinking icons. which is the best?

3a. can you knight me?
3b. will you?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
1. if you had to chose a 3rd, 4th, 5th in command for the pisky chain of command, who would it be? dont be limited to A/P/BTS (hehe, APB. cool)

Well, KayEm would be the Pisky's second in command, with The pixy Padawan as third. Old Sparx (KayEm's hamster) would be fourth (since he will happily work the night shift ) and Willie Wonka fifth (providing he agrees to make cider flavoured chocolate)

2. ignore the drinking icons. which is the best?

- Very pixyish

3a. can you knight me?

Since dgtempe has made me king of Pixyland, it is within my power to do so

3b. will you?

Waves pixy stick in the air. I dub thee Sir Amorymeltzer of Pixyland. May your cider bottle never run dry and may you never run out of pixy stix.

What's your favourite place in Cornwall and If you could live anywhere in the world with no financial problems, where would you choose ?

Originally posted by Pisky
Waves pixy stick in the air. I dub thee Sir Amorymeltzer of Pixyland. May your cider bottle never run dry and may you never run out of pixy stix.

THANKS! I'll use my new powers for awesome.

and, Ravenna, sorry, but i cant resist.
I like what i see. can get some?

- Sir Amorymeltzer of Pixyland

Hey, Pisky. Can I be a princess like dg ?
Then I can put Amory in the dungeon

Why do Pisk folk steal socks, what are they doing with all those missing socks?????

Do Piskies really spend most of their time in the buff???

Originally posted by Ravenna
What's your favourite place in Cornwall

I used to go to Looe before it became so commercialised, and when I was a kid Millendreath was a nice little village. Now it's full of hotels. Not very pixyish any more. I would have to choose Polperro, which has still kept its old charm, or Clovelly in Devon for the same reason.

If you could live anywhere in the world with no financial problems, where would you choose ?

A nice little cottage in pixyland near the sea and with a nice forest behind it.

Originally posted by Ravenna
Hey, Pisky. Can I be a princess like dg ?
Then I can put Amory in the dungeon

Certainly.
You are now officially Princess Ravenna of the spooky eyes

Originally posted by worldwatcher
Why do Pisk folk steal socks, what are they doing with all those missing socks?????

Once they have stolen the socks, they crush them into a ball and throw them into the doorway of candy stores. When the people run away because of the stench, the pixies run in and steal all the pixy stix

Do Piskies really spend most of their time in the buff???

Only when they are in the bath.

What kind of TV do pixies like (if any)?

Do pixies like secret sauce?

When will the world end?

Can pixies survive radiation?

Can bacon give pixies heart disese?

Originally posted by cyberdude78
What kind of TV do pixies like (if any)?

Action, Sci-Fi and Comedies mainly. And of course ...
ATS TV

Do pixies like secret sauce?

Pixies have their own secret sauce made from cider, which they prefer.

When will the world end?

Actually the world will last for a few more years yet. Humanity on the other hand will probably be well fecked within the next 4 years.

Can pixies survive radiation?

Since Cornwall is one of the 'hottest' places in the UK with regards ionising radiation, pixies bodies are used to low levels of radiation. Of course its unlikely they would survive a nuke, but anything is possible with pixyness.

Can bacon give pixies heart disese?

Only if there is too much rind.

What relation are gnomes, fairies and lepricorns to pixies?

You now have a court Knight (Amorymeltzer) and Princess (Ravenna), what about a Wizard ?

What do pixies think of space travel?

[edit on 23-12-2004 by UK Wizard]

Originally posted by UK Wizard
What relation are gnomes, fairies and lepricorns to pixies?

Gnomes are the metalsmiths and live deep underground. There are in fact miner pixies (known as Knockers) who supply the gnomes with the ore required to make their magickal swords (such as mentioned in 'Pisky's ATS Story')
According to legend, the faeries who now inhabit Britain come from Italy and fought the pixies during the Roman conquest. (The pixies kicked their arses and they never reached Pixyland of course). Leprecauns are the indiginous fae of Ireland and spend much of their time drinking with the pixies. The Tuatha de Dannan are also considered faeries and also come from Ireland (They are known as the Sidhe). But they are rather hoity-toity and the pixies take the piss out of them as a matter of course

You now have a court Knight (Amorymeltzer) and Princess (Ravenna), what about a Wizard

?

Actually we have an Empress (KayEm), a Pixy Padawan (LadyCool21), two Princesses (dgtempe and Ravenna) and a Knight (Amorymeltzer). Since king Arthur had a wizard, its only right that the pixies also have one.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to be Grand Wizard of Pixyland. This pixy stick will self destruct in five seconds

What do pixies think of space travel?

As Will Smith's character said about one of the Alien spacecraft in 'Independence Day' - I gotta get me one of these !!!.

[edit on 23-12-2004 by UK Wizard]

hey, you've got yourself a veritable court here. you got the royalty, the knight, advisor, aides. thats pretty cool.

ALL HAIL PISKY!

who's the court jester?

by the way, does this have anything to do with you?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
by the way, does this have anything to do with you?

No, but this does ...

on ATS does Pisky have any enemies?

Originally posted by UK Wizard
on ATS does Pisky have any enemies?

I don't think so. After all, I'm such a cheery little chappie who is only here to bring happiness and pixyness to all.