Ask the Pisk

Here is the one and only chance to ask the Original Cornish Pixy any question that pops into your mind.

Be warned - the replies you receive will be laced with pixyness.

What do you look like when you frown???

Are Pixy stix really ground up Pixy???

How are you healing since those RATS revelations???

Originally posted by Gazrok
What do you look like when you frown???

Like this ...

Are Pixy stix really ground up Pixy???

No - thats just a vicious rumour spread by Santa's Elves to damage my reputation.

How are you healing since those RATS revelations???

The doc says I'll be able to walk again in a few weeks but it will take a few more operations to dislodge the baseball bat.

where do you see Pixies in 2012 ?

Will you ever run for President of the U.S. ?

How many Cornish Pixys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Originally posted by elevatedone
where do you see Pixies in 2012 ?

Still in pixyland drinking cider and watching the light show from the asteroids.

Will you ever run for President of the U.S. ?

Thats a good idea. With LadyCool21 as British Prime Minister and me as President Pisky, the world would be a much safer place.

Originally posted by Simulacra
How many Cornish Pixys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't use lightbulbs. We prefer to light our rooms with molotov cocktails made of cider

How do you like your bacon?

Why do santa's little elves keep trying to damage your reputation?

Do you plan on taking over the world?

Whats the meaning of life?

Originally posted by cyberdude78
How do you like your bacon?

Nice and thick without too much rind. I hate the crispy stuff people eat here in the Colonies.

Why do santa's little elves keep trying to damage your reputation?

Jealousy. They wish they had my good looks ...

Do you plan on taking over the world?

No - I can't be arsed. I'll leave that for the likes of Dubya and Blair.

Whats the meaning of life?

Humans were placed upon the earth to give the pixies someone to take the piss out of

Oh my lord Pisky, what do you see in my future??

Originally posted by dreamlandmafia
Oh my lord Pisky, what do you see in my future??

Using pixy magick I see ....

whats pisky's favourite ice cream?

does pisky like curry?

whats pisky's favourite pizza topping?

(no reason for food related questions )

For some reason i can picture your reply being along the lines of curry favoured ice cream is your favourite pizza topping

Originally posted by UK Wizard
whats pisky's favourite ice cream?

'Pixies' of course - a nice Cornish vanilla.

does pisky like curry?

Definitely - the hotter the better.

whats pisky's favourite pizza topping?

A nice meaty topping - preferably spicy. With mushrooms.

For some reason i can picture your reply being along the lines of curry favoured ice cream is your favourite pizza topping

I'll have to try that one day. Having ice cream flavoured with curry would result in a much cooler and less painful fart than the spicy hot things I do after a vindaloo.

Say Best Pixyland has run out, stout or bitters?

Originally posted by intrepid
Say Best Pixyland has run out

, stout or bitters?

Talking hypothetically of course, since Best Pixyland will only run out at the end of the world ... the reply has to be ...



Many a happy hour has been spent by the pixy drinking the black stuff with his Irish counterparts.

Who's more manly?




OR




Disclaimer: This is just a piece of comedy.

Thats not a fair comparison. Thatcher is a reptilian from the planet Icke and therefore has no genitalia.

Originally posted by Pisky
Thats not a fair comparison. Thatcher is a reptilian from the planet Icke and therefore has no genitalia.

Therefore no reproduction. I knew there was a god.

Originally posted by Pisky
Here is the one and only chance to ask the Original Cornish Pixy any question that pops into your mind.

Be warned - the replies you receive will be laced with pixyness.

Hey Pisky,
This is a question I asked Skeptic Overlord, but it went unanswered,,,,,,,,so maybe you might have the ability to.

What surprises you most about mankind?

Thank you; Sauron

Originally posted by Sauron
What surprises you most about mankind?

The fact that they still exist. I'm amazed that humanity hasn't blown itself (and the world) to bits by now.