Ask the Pisk

Originally posted by Pisky

Originally posted by Sauron
What surprises you most about mankind?

The fact that they still exist. I'm amazed that humanity hasn't blown itself (and the world) to bits by now.

Agreed, you must be over 40.

Kayem's wrath or a nuclear suppository?

Originally posted by Pisky

Originally posted by Sauron
What surprises you most about mankind?

The fact that they still exist. I'm amazed that humanity hasn't blown itself (and the world) to bits by now.

you and me both my friend, I wish you good cheer through out the year,

Originally posted by intrepid
Kayem's wrath or a nuclear suppository?

Having suffered KayEm's wrath in the past, I will have to choose the suppository

Originally posted by Pisky

Originally posted by intrepid
Kayem's wrath or a nuclear suppository?

Having suffered KayEm's wrath in the past, I will have to choose the suppository

I see this in your future,

Originally posted by intrepid


I see this in your future,

Whistles the tune 'Ring of fire'

"I fell into a burning ring of fire..." "Love, is a burning thing.."

Ouch.

Pisky, were you on a deserted island, who would you chose to be with?

Thanks

DG/HRH

What is a female Pisky called???? I know I know it just came to, a Pest right.

Originally posted by dgtempe
Pisky, were you on a deserted island, who would you chose to be with?

If I just had one person with me, it would be KayEm.

If I could choose more than one, it would the bunch of degenerates I chose in This thread

Originally posted by Sauron
What is a female Pisky called????

I'd say a "Piskette".

Originally posted by Sauron
What is a female Pisky called???? I know I know it just came to, a Pest right.

A female pisky is also known as a pisky. 'Pisky' is more of a 'title' than a personal name, according to Cornish lore.

Do Piskies have parents? or do you just appear?

Originally posted by dreamlandmafia
Do Piskies have parents? or do you just appear?

Piskies do have parents - mine live in the UK where they are able to obtain copious quantities of Cornish cider.

Are pixy sticks really magical, or are they just loaded with so much sugar it sends you into a trance?

Whos the lesser demon, Dubya or Blair?

Whats your favorite sport to play?

Do pixies really cause chickens to spontaneously combust when there drunk?

Originally posted by cyberdude78
Are pixy sticks really magical, or are they just loaded with so much sugar it sends you into a trance?

Remember - during fermentation, sugar turns to alcohol - hence pixy stix are magical

Whos the lesser demon, Dubya or Blair?

They both have spots prepared for them in Hell and lots of little imps with pitchforks are running around in preparation. However the answer to this question is that Blair is the lesser demon. The agenda which has resulted in the deaths of thousands in Iraq was organised by Dubya and his administration. Blair just played poodle.

Whats your favorite sport to play?

I used to enjoy kayaking and rock climbing, and plan to do the same again once I'm back in the UK.

Do pixies really cause chickens to spontaneously combust when there drunk?

No - thats the leprechauns. Pixies steal people's socks from washing machines. (Hence the 'single missing sock syndrome')

Originally posted by Pisky


No - thats the leprechauns. Pixies steal people's socks from washing machines. (Hence the 'single missing sock syndrome')

Aha! I have an admission from a real life pixy that you guys are stealing my socks.... I'll see you in court (bring some pixyland booze, and anything else intoxicating that pixies produce)...

What do pixies do for fun?

Originally posted by specialasianX
What do pixies do for fun?

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do pisky's have any enemies???

and

what is the meaning of life according to pisky's?

Are pixies sexual or asexual?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuch if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

What does it take to scare a pixie?

Can you catch a pixie like a lightning bug?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

What is a pixie's definition of humanity?

How big can a pixie get?

Waht do pixies eat? Do they like moonpies?

What time of year do the pixies have the most power/energy?

Originally posted by jlc163
Are pixies sexual or asexual?

You'd have to ask KayEm that

How much wood would a woodchuck chuch if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

It depends on how much drink the woodchuck had consumed. Obviously if he was drunk his motor abilities would be impaired and he would be unable to chuck as much wood as he would if he was sober.

What does it take to scare a pixie?

Another four years of Bush

Can you catch a pixie like a lightning bug?

There is a legend of an old woman catching a pixy, sticking him in her bag and taking him home. When she got back, she opened her bag and the pixy had gone (probably to the pub).

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Scooby (KayEm's dog) who is the master of lickology tells me that it would take him at least fifty seven licks. At which point he would give up and start licking his ... you don't want to know the rest

What is a pixie's definition of humanity?

People who take themselves far too seriously.

How big can a pixie get?

The pixy is usually envisaged as being small, although some are known to possess certain shapeshifting abilities resulting in a height range of between eighteen inches to the size of a fully-grown human adult.
(From 'Pixy Folk' )

Waht do pixies eat? Do they like moonpies?

Cornish pasties, cider, pixy stix, curry (the spicier the better). Never heard of moon pies.

What time of year do the pixies have the most power/energy?

It depends on the pixy. Some prefer springtime, others winter.

Originally posted by UK Wizard
do pisky's have any enemies???

Very few actually. Most people don't believe in pixies so leave them alone.
Bush & Blair are exceptions in that the pixies find it necessary to torment them day and night for being such power obsessed gits.

what is the meaning of life according to pisky's?

Happiness, pixyness and enjoyment of life for all.