The Shed 3

originally posted by: Skid Mark
Better to just slay them with laughter.

No, it would be better to slay them with my 12" Wusthof chef's knife but I like my regularly scheduled cocktail hours and I hear you do not get those in the slam.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You could always use a wood chipper like on Fargo. Just dig a hole and let it all spew into it. A quick hose down and it's all good lol.

Did I say, "Try to behave?" What the hell was I thinking? Obviously I wasn't. LOL

What the hell, I'm still up so it still feels like Monday, but it isn't anymore.

I was going to make a story entry, but lost my creative powers.

Wis, LOVE that otter! Soooo cute!

a reply to: Skid Mark

I am too much of an artiste for such barbarity.

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So the group was in great spirts with good, baths, and enough room to lay out our beds. Now that they were all clean and fed they would get a good night’s rest. Tomorrow they will explore and see what it is that Martin is sensing.

Martin tried to roll over and go back to sleep but the buzzing just seemed to get louder. Was that a breeze she felt on her face? Slowly she cracked one eye, to peek around and see what was causing the stir.

“Oh good. Your finally up. I was getting really bored waiting on you!”

Martin hopped up at the sound of the high pitched voice. “Who are you? And what are you doing buzzing around my head?”

“Such attitude! I see someone isn’t a morning person.” The little winged creature with the high pitched sing-song voice fluttered around Martin’s head. “Well no time to grouch! We have a mission and I am your guide.”

“Wait, what? Where are my friends? What have you done with everyone? And you still haven’t said who you are. You better watch your step. I may seem like easy prey but my voice alone holds enough power to blow you away.” Martin stood straight and tall and made sure to use the power of her voice as she spoke.

“Oh knock it off, seismic wonder. Your hurting my ears. I’m impressed with your power, does that make you happy? Oh and I have some too.” And with that the little flying creature starting making a ball out of the air. She shaped and weaved, pull and tugged, and then blew on it.

*WHAM*
Blue goo shot from every direction and coated everything in a thin layer of blue slime.
“AHHHHHH, what have you done!!!” Martin yelled…..tried to yell. Only a whisper came out.

“See you need to understand everyone’s power before you start bragging about yours. I can dampen powers. Until the blue goo is gone all you have is a whisper. Soooo, shall we begin again?”

The little winged nightmare smiled sweetly as she floated down to rest on Martin’s knee.

“My name is Ella. I am a Forest Fairy. Your silent wood friends have sent me to help you find NightStar. She needs the parchment papers that you found when she goes to the library. Your friends are gathering breakfast. As soon as we eat we head out. There is much to be done so we must hurry!”

a reply to: Skid Mark
Actually I think Grissom found someone because when they woodchipped the body they put it in a flower garden to use as "mulch". BUT the flies still knew it was food so the whole flower garden was layered in magots! EWWWW!


Hey everyone!!! Headed down for more coffee. I hope everyone is having a great day!!

a reply to: Martin75

G'morning!

LOVED your entry!

Such talent!

Make my coffee a double....pleeeeaaaassseee?

a reply to: TNMockingbird
Coming right up Chirp!

a reply to: Martin75

Great story! More! More!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Meat sculptures are pretty cool. Or do you go for wiring body parts together?

a reply to: Martin75
The hole wasn't deep enough. They didn't use lime either, most likely.

Martin, that was awesome! I love your new character! Love, love, love your entry!

Hiya Bird and Errollorre!

I'll have some of that coffee too, it is desperately needed!

Today is my day out with my friend Linda so I will be leaving around 1 and won't be home until this evening. In the meantime I will be checking in here and looking at new threads. Oh, it might help if I brushed my hair and got dressed.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Meat sculptures are pretty cool. Or do you go for wiring body parts together?

Morning Skid! Good grief, that sounded like something out of a horror movie!

a reply to: Skid Mark
LOL OK it worries me just a little bit that you know the solution to that problem. On the other hand. You are a dear friend and will defiantly come in handy one day

a reply to: Night Star
Yes, I think I am going to have a bunch of fun with Ella. I figure since I carry one in my avatar it was time for her to join the story. Have fun today!!! Hopefully you will have pretty weather all day today.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
They didn't use lime either, most likely.

Most definitely.

a reply to: Night Star
Yeah the wiring body parts together was on one of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, I think. It's that kind of day.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Love your new Avatar!!! See this is why we need you guys. I would never know the right amount of Lime to use

originally posted by: Martin75
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Love your new Avatar!!! See this is why we need you guys. I would never know the right amount of Lime to use

Stop encouraging the boys Jess! LOL

originally posted by: Night Star

Stop encouraging the boys Jess! LOL

We really need to keep them on our side

How are ya today? The weather here is beautiful!!! I don't want to be at work. I keep sneaking out to smoke and threatening not to come back. LOL

originally posted by: Martin75
Love your new Avatar!!!

Thanks, BFFT made it for me.

See this is why we need you guys. I would never know the right amount of Lime to use

That is what I am hear for. That and to be a sex slave.