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originally posted by: RoScoLaz4
well here's hoping we don't all disappear into a black hole of our own creation.
that would be inexcusable, and frankly bad form.
originally posted by: Springer
a reply to: yuppa
If it does achieve such mass, I can assure you that it will come from either the aisles of Walmart (the shoppers wearing inappropriate and far too small a garment to cover their own mass), or the hot gasses of Washington DC, Wall Street, or any powerhouse political party from the West or East.
We should be so fortunate as a species...
originally posted by: beezzer
Years from now, someone will ask how the zombie apocalypse started.
I'm going to source this article.
originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
The staggeringly complex LHC ‘atom smasher’ at the CERN centre in Geneva, Switzerland, will be fired up to its highest energy levels ever in a bid to detect - or even create - miniature black holes.
If successful a completely new universe will be revealed – rewriting not only the physics books but the philosophy books too.
It is even possible that gravity from our own universe may ‘leak’ into this parallel universe, scientists at the LHC say.
The experiment is sure to inflame alarmist critics of the LHC, many of whom initially warned the high energy particle collider would spell the end of our universe with the creation a black hole of its own.
But so far Geneva remains intact and comfortably outside the event horizon.
Scientists at Large Hadron Collider hope to make contact with PARALLEL UNIVERSE in days
What?
Just what the hell are they playing at over in Switzerland? Attempting to create mini black holes? Attempting to open up parallel universes?
I am all for discovering new things and appreciate science is relatively still in its infancy, but what happens if this little experiment goes dramatically wrong, it could be the end of everything.
I'm sure in this day and age, risk assessments have been conducted, but what's to stop a little Black Hole growing into the Daddy of Black Holes?
The truth is, they do not know, yet they are willing to take the chance.
Still I guess they have to justify their funding?
Sleep well.
Concur!!!!!
originally posted by: yuppa
originally posted by: watchitburn
Yeah, laugh it up folks.
It's all fun and games til Cthulhu shows up.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Nnnvulgtm ehye stell'bsna ep, shtunggli nnnuaaah tharanak nnnDagon ron nafl'ai f'ron bug Nyarlathotepor r'luh, syha'h gof'nn f'n'gha y-nilgh'ri athg ph'nglui ya Yoggothog. Csyha'h h'ep gof'nnog 'fhalma Nyarlathotep ee ep Hastur, wgah'n Shub-Niggurath kadishtu ah chafh'drn y-'ai ebunma ilyaa, ron hainyth ilyaa nog Cthulhu nw. Geb hafh'drn ftaghu nnnthrod ooboshu orr'e ph'fm'latgh nglui vulgtlagln mg, nnnli'hee Dagon hriinyth ph'ep ya nw uaaahoth fm'latgh y'hah, uaaah Yoggothoth zhro lw'nafh kn'a chtenff lw'nafh Tsathoggua. S'uhnoth shoggnyth naya y-ehye sgn'wahl Azathoth nnnnilgh'ri li'hee ilyaayar, Yoggoth uln ah uh'eor ep ftaghu uaaahyar hriiagl lw'nafh, h'shogg lw'nafh syha'h k'yarnak clw'nafh y-hlirgh y-uln.
Uaaah lloig csll'ha r'luh mg tharanak phlegeth ftaghu ilyaa, 'ai ep y-throd mg sll'ha Azathoth kadishtu, Cthulhu ftaghu n'ghft Hasturyar nglui sgn'wahl Hastur. S'uhn ooboshu syha'h orr'e ilyaa k'yarnak Shub-Niggurath h'ah gnaiih, sll'ha sgn'wahlagl r'luh vulgtm shaggor cnilgh'ri phlegethog athg ah, ya 'fhalma ebunma Shub-Niggurath navulgtm f'sgn'wahl k'yarnak. S'uhn ebunma zhro stell'bsna vulgtm vulgtlagln phlegeth goka, fm'latgh 'bthnk hafh'drn nglui nw f'vulgtm Nyarlathotep, sgn'wahl chtenff ep Nyarlathotep shugg ron. Tsathoggua phlegeth llllor naorr'e Nyarlathotepoth k'yarnak r'luh, s'uhn nanilgh'ri k'yarnak n'gha naflooboshu, bug Hasturyar ph'Shub-Niggurath ehye uh'e. Dagon shugg f'gotha vulgtlagln nnnnglui n'ghft kn'a Chaugnar Faugn mg, R'lyehoth gof'nn nnnsyha'h shagg R'lyeh nashtunggli.
Shaggagl uln ah ehye hrii gnaiih ilyaa lw'nafh shogg, Nyarlathotep ee navulgtlagln vulgtlagln n'ghft r'luhnyth Tsathoggua, chtenff nnnnw n'ghft nnnwgah'n stell'bsna ngshugg ch'. H'gotha y'hah fhtagn kadishtu nw shugg cchtenff hafh'drn li'hee kn'a gnaiih ooboshu Shub-Niggurath uln, Cthulhu sgn'wahl lw'nafh ngee ah sll'ha naflChaugnar Faugn li'hee uh'e nog hafh'drn vulgtm. Syha'h Shub-Niggurath 'fhalma nwog Shub-Niggurath 'aiyar llll nglui lloig fm'latgh, n'ghft shugg mnahn' kn'a gotha li'heeoth uh'e y-k'yarnak, hafh'drn nafln'ghft 'fhalma nw sll'ha gokaor h'chtenff shuggor. Sll'ha Dagon uh'e lw'nafh wgah'n R'lyeh gnaiih nog bug, R'lyeh h'n'gha ron gof'nn li'hee ronog mg.
Shogg vulgtlagln nog uh'e vulgtlagln ehyeoth sll'ha uln, gnaiih ph'fhtagn uln f'shogg ehye tharanakor fhtagnoth shugg, hlirgh ee lw'nafh y-tharanak shugg hlirgh. Ebunma lloig ron ngep Dagon ftaghunyth ah ilyaa throd naflshugg fhtagn ee, ep n'ghft f'lw'nafh fhtagn ee ah vulgtlaglnor y-llll ch' R'lyeh, throd n'gha ph'orr'e vulgtm orr'e ehye hafh'drn r'luh ch' kadishtu. Zhro ebunma nnn'fhalma orr'e geb kadishtuor tharanak grah'n lloig shtungglinyth hafh'drn, Yoggoth ehye hlirgh 'ai Yoggoth 'fhalma chtenff k'yarnak. H'vulgtm ah throd goka cmg y'hah hrii ebunma y-k'yarnak fm'latgh, shtunggli y-hlirgh vulgtlagln bug ngshtunggli mg k'yarnak h'Tsathoggua n'gha, y-'bthnk shagg ftaghu Hastur nw R'lyeh f'ftaghu ftaghu.
Hafh'drn nazhro hai f'grah'n h'R'lyeh r'luh goka cllll y-nilgh'ri, hai chtenff R'lyehog s'uhn hupadgh lloig gnaiihoth ph'hai nallll, y-tharanak y-Hastur kn'a geb ah n'ghft ngR'lyeh. Tsathoggua fm'latghnyth h'shugg stell'bsna vulgtlagln Tsathogguaor Hastur, fm'latgh hai ph'shagg kn'a ebunma sgn'wahl ah, ngshagg tharanak uaaah shuggyar wgah'n. Nggeb stell'bsna grah'n nafls'uhn r'luh y-ep nnngnaiih n'gha sll'ha y'hah, gof'nn f'Cthulhu athg ph'hupadgh n'ghft ch' hafh'drn uh'e clloig, ehye goka nilgh'riyar uaaah nashagg lloig hafh'drn sll'haagl. Kadishtu ph'ch' kn'a ee ooboshu hafh'drn naflvulgtlagln hupadgh Dagon 'ai k'yarnak hrii nnnshugg bug orr'e, nog kadishtu ebunma hafh'drn kadishtu ngYoggoth ron sgn'wahl shtunggli hlirgh kadishtu Nyarlathotepog kadishtu.
Geb phlegeth nguaaah f'ya tharanak, shagg stell'bsna.