funny South park jokes /quotes

a reply to: MimiSia

Haven't you seen that episode? The answer is "Naggers"

originally posted by: Krazysh0t
The answer is "Naggers"

"Ohhhhh. Naggers."

a reply to: Krazysh0t

Aplogise...
Kiss my ass...

correction I am a white negro

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

double correction I am a white nagger
you guys are rooting for eachother?

something about the word rooting doesn't sound right

a reply to: Krazysh0t

What ever you fat bi@/ch!
What did you say?
I said, I have a bad itch!

a reply to: MimiSia



"We didn't listen!"

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Cartmen to Ike:

Yeah, go home you little dildo!

What's a dildo, Kenny?

Kyle to Cartmen:

They probably anal probed you?

What is anal probing, Kenny?

Eneh probe!

Oh, shut up you dildo!

a reply to: Krazysh0t

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I wasn't expecting you to come like that...
well if you don't want to get her pregnant you've got to pull out and pee on her leg..

a reply to: Krazysh0t

Don't you find it interesting that the person were are speaking to has a screen name oddly similar to this characters name:

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Mimsy: "Hey I got an idea! Why don't you guys just make YOUR cars cleaner, and nicer, and try to be better to YOUR customers so that you can compete with Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?! "
*Slap*
Nathan: "SHUTUP MIMSY!"

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

ahhhhh
you lil s******** f**********
awww f******** me sideways!!!!!!!!!
so so cruel

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

close
but I got bigger tits

a reply to: Krazysh0t

oh god how random is 6am here can't sleep had no idea what dvd I have playing is the faith+1 would upload a pic but is too complicated..
I just heard the rest of the song u sicko

...and I want to feel his salvation all over my face...

lol and:
I can never win my bet cause u assh@!3s don't give out platinum albums...
but u spread the word of our lord and brought back faith in j3sus
ooooh... f@€k j3sus...

a reply to: MimiSia

Here you go:

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I shared this with ur ganging up on me ats buddy so here it goes for u too

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