funny South park jokes /quotes

I love love love South park
I would marry it if I could

What is you favorite bit/joke /quote from South park that u can think of

mine is...

Mr.Garrison: "Kyle, sit down and focus!"

Cartmen: "Mr.Garrison, why don't you send Kyle to a concentration camp?!"

"Eric! did you just say the F word?"
"...Jew?"

from the movie, at around the 30 minute mark, but it's worth watching the whole thing

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I almost pissed myself .thanks!!!! I attached the 1 min section video for others.

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did you guys ever see the jersey show episode ? I bought season 14 but its not there . I found this on net but nothing else

any way here 1min from it.

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Ahaaa folks from Jersey...

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Cartman: "God dammit it kitty! You gotta calm down!here..
here is some katnip!"

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So many great episodes it's hard to pick a favorite.

I crapped my pants laughing at the last one

Cartman : "You are right Kyle!"

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I think some of the visuals are funnier than the jokes like when Butters gets to Imagination Land and sees all the make-believe characters; Luke Skywalker, Aslan, Santa, Jesus, etc.

A few of my favorites.
I shouldn't like SP as much as I do, but I have a twisted sense of humor and they do have a way of hitting where it hurts with the truth.

Usually the 'moral of the story' is dead on. That's why it is hard to find certain episodes on YT anymore.
Like the scientology episode.
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Garrisons 'theory of evolution'


I love the 'smug' episode someone already posted above.

Obama change


Still looking for the Hillary 'snuke' episode.

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freaking hilarious

lol
yes the guys are suprisingly smart and hilarious

Japanese (sorry I couldt find one video where it is all together )

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our children

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Eric Cartman: I don't want to do the show anymore
Chris Hansen: But you are doing the show
Eric Cartman: No, my tourets used to be fun now I say embarassing stuff. I don't want to do the show.
Chris Hansen: But you are doing the show. Why don't you have a seat?
Eric Cartman: No I...
Chris Hansen: Just have a seat.
*Eric sits down*
Eric Cartman: How does he do that...?

My avatar is based off of that joke.

Also I was watching SP yesterday and the episode where the Japanese sushi restaurant opens up next to the City Wok. I was laughing hysterically as the City Wok guy and the City Sushi guy kept yelling that they couldn't understand each other. "Tweaty? What's a tweaty?"

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ef me I watched the same thing

I love this bit

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that is hilarious (i can't see ur avatar )

this is my favorate bit from the tourettes episode

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and then this
my out of control child

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Nicole Kidman: Tom I need you to come out of the closet
Tom Cruise *muffled*: I'm... I'm not in the closet
Nicole: Yes you are Tom. No one is going to think less of you
Tom *muffled*: But I'm not in the closet

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Nicole: Tom.. Come out..Katie will not think of you less..

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I can't remember where I saw this but Cartmen is sitting behind a computer and he is crying

Eric's mum comes upstairs
Eric's mum: Pupsikens I need you to go to bed now... Mami will bring you some tea with codeine and lemon..
Eric: ok.. just no lemon...

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oh my god I love u that is hilarious !!!
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