I wouldn't last 10 minutes with "Barney" blasting out of the speakers.
I would tell them exactly want I think they wanted to know just to make it stop.
"Yes I am Reptilan Infiltrator from the Planet MoomOO,and I am here to take over the world.
Please just make it stop!"
Warning:evil music ahead
Imagine listening to that for 100+ hours without sleep on a festival sized sound system,strapped into a force feeding chair.
Sheeeitt,I would rather eat my own intestines.
Fingernails on a chalkboard/a crying infant/dog barking/muppet ELMO's giggle/jet engine starting up/chainsaw action/Gilligan's Island or Brady Bunch
Theme song/the same radio broadcast of the Chicago Cubs loosing yet another one (at home).
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Don't the employees that are air-lifted to Area 51 also listen to Neil Diamond's "America" on a loop to remind them that aliens are at the
facility. That was what a guest on C2C told Noory in the past year.
For those that followed the Branch Davidian story on TV.. (Waco TX), the ATF had massive speakers that played Nancy Sinatra's "These boots are made
for walking" on loop.. all night.
If you listen close to the lyrics, it mentions burning something....
"You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin'
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt
Ah, I've just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah
And what he knows you ain't had time to learn"
creepy...
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originally posted by: RossWellOldMexico
Don't the employees that are air-lifted to Area 51 also listen to Neil Diamond's "America" on a loop to remind them that aliens are at the
facility. That was what a guest on C2C told Noory in the past year.
I was going to name "any" Neil Diamond song. Why does this not surprise me they had to listen to "America".
originally posted by: Bloodydagger
Or this.............hahahahaha
Ahahaha...YES! I was just about to post that one...twas my first internet meme after all. I was still in school when that was all the rage...we drove
our poor computer teacher insane with that one. I can listen to it for a disturbingly-long time...
2 that surprised me... 'Pac, especially the song they chose to torture. I'm familiar with the entire catalog, especially everything before and
including Makaveli The 7 DayvTheory, including Thug Life Vol. 1, and I could think of some better choices than All Eyez On Me. Of course most of the
songs on the list would not be considered torture to me, but I guess they chose songs that would be torturous from the perspective of a Muslim
extremist who despises western culture, thus the quasi-patriotic selections like America and America Pie...
The other one was Head p.e. just because I'm surprised they've even heard of them.
Anyway, here's my suggestion, since a lot of good ones have already been brought up:
I'm sure the sarcasm intended by the artist will not be missed by many of the folks here however that may not be the case with those dirty
terorrists who hate our freedoms almost, but not quite as much as much as our politicians! Nyok nyok nyok!
They could throw in some Dimmu Borgir, after explaining that it is Satanic symphonic black metal... And tell them that if they listen to it for too
long, they themselves will be demonically possessed and become fanatic devotees of the Great Shaytan... tell them, in essense, they will become...
American! (although the band originates from Norway or some such place... still, a western nation)