I am King Solomon

a reply to: iosolomon

So good to know that America still thinks Canada harmless.

mwuhahahahaha *rubs hands in polite manner*

a reply to: iosolomon

You said your family thinks you are crazy, but you haven't talked to them on these matters for 2 years.....soooooo...

Do you think just because you are hiding this type of talk from them, that makes you sane?

Des

originally posted by: iosolomon
a reply to: BobAthome

lol. I take it that this post was in reply to the "prophecy" that Obama could make that America will go to War with Canada. I only used Canada because of South Park. And of all the countries in the world, Canada is at the bottom of the list that America should go to War over. So it was a good farcical example to use.

but funny reply.

So how long have u been watching "South Park"??
or du u still do?
cause u know being god and all,,well, do u make yourselfe forget the ending,, on purpose?
unless its a repeat,, u know, being all knowing, and all.

originally posted by: BobAthome

originally posted by: iosolomon
a reply to: BobAthome

lol. I take it that this post was in reply to the "prophecy" that Obama could make that America will go to War with Canada. I only used Canada because of South Park. And of all the countries in the world, Canada is at the bottom of the list that America should go to War over. So it was a good farcical example to use.

but funny reply.

So how long have u been watching "South Park"??
or du u still do?
cause u know being god and all,,well, do u make yourselfe forget the ending,, on purpose?
unless its a repeat,, u know, being all knowing, and all.

Hey, god uses a Magic 8 Ball and itunes to give him secret messages...of course, South Park is part of his daily prophecy package too.

It only makes sense...a growing boy/god will use what is currently available to help him spread his word and possible smiting of us unbelievers. Yep, that just makes total sense, doesn't it?

Des

a reply to: Destinyone

What use would it be to bring it up to them? Like the majority of people, they would not believe me. It does not matter. My past reincarnation as Abraham Lincoln does not define who I am. I will simply have to re-define myself as a Man of Honor and the Constitution (once again). And if I am unable to offer anyone any "concrete" proof, then I simply do not expect anyone to believe me. I know who I am, and that is all that matters to me.

I only share it with you because it will make for a better story. "God Himself descended down from the Heavens, and He was rejected by everyone from friends and families to even random strangers." And when you do find out I am the reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln, you will be able to look back on my messages, and empathize with what it must have been like for not a single person to believe "Honest Abe." It reminds me of that movie, "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure." The scene where Abe Lincoln says, "I am Abraham Lincoln," and the cop says, "No you aren't."

Well, I'm not going to explain the details too much since everyone assures me I am crazy, but the Soul of Abraham Lincoln is in pain because this is his after-life. Poor Abe, he gets shot in the head, and he gets sent to Hell. This world is currently Hell.

a reply to: BobAthome

It is funny that you asked about South Park. As a matter of fact, I am making my own South Park series following all the Souls that I once was, and have merged it with, South Park.

You see, the God of Wrath is just like Cartman. Cartman is gold to describe our inherent wrathful side.

In Hindu religions, you have the Atman, the Brahman, and now you can add the Cartman.

Cartman does not wrong anyone unless they wrong him first. If you piss Cartman off the wrong way, he'll make you eat your own parents. That is how the God of Wrath works, which I am.

"I Am" bored.

originally posted by: Stormdancer777
"I Am" bored.

Make that 2 of us, Storm. I've read enough garbled posts by the OP to see he is one confused puppy. Harboring an extreme identity crisis, with all the famous people vying for attention in his widdle head.

Des

This guys just claimed he is Jesus reincarnated, then followed it up with "Jesus never walked on water, without the help of a man-made device"

*grabs popcorn*

This is comical at best.


Then referred to a Bill and Ted movie...

my guess is that he has taken in the spirit of a serpant that will be killed soon leaving him with some serious confusion to deal with. or maybe just bored time will tell

my guess is that he has taken in the spirit of a serpant that will be killed soon leaving him with some serious confusion to deal with. or maybe just bored time will tell

originally posted by: poiSoN466
This guys just claimed he is Jesus reincarnated, then followed it up with "Jesus never walked on water, without the help of a man-made device"

*grabs popcorn*

This is comical at best.


Then referred to a Bill and Ted movie...

You guys have been great. I am on a hidden reality tv show for the People of Detroit and Cleveland, and I think the People of Denver and Sacramento have just tuned in. They're going to love watching your reactions when you find out I am Abraham Lincoln reincarnate.

In any event, billions of people will be reading this thread one day, and I couldn't have asked for a better script if I didn't write it myself!

EDIT: To clarify for the People of the Future, at this time, I do not know that I am on a hidden reality tv. That is why it is called hidden.

originally posted by: iosolomon

originally posted by: poiSoN466
This guys just claimed he is Jesus reincarnated, then followed it up with "Jesus never walked on water, without the help of a man-made device"

*grabs popcorn*

This is comical at best.


Then referred to a Bill and Ted movie...

You guys have been great. I am on a hidden reality tv show for the People of Detroit and Cleveland, and I think the People of Denver and Sacramento have just tuned in. They're going to love watching your reactions when you find out I am Abraham Lincoln reincarnate.

In any event, billions of people will be reading this thread one day, and I couldn't have asked for a better script if I didn't write it myself!

IT'S OBAMA!!


it's u ain't it,,

a reply to: iosolomon
So you say this:

You guys have been great. I am on a hidden reality tv show for the People of Detroit and Cleveland, and I think the People of Denver and Sacramento have just tuned in. They're going to love watching your reactions when you find out I am Abraham Lincoln reincarnate.

but then say this:

EDIT: To clarify for the People of the Future, at this time, I do not know that I am on a hidden reality tv. That is why it is called hidden.

Yeah, just one more in the long list of credibility destroying statements you have made.

Good luck debating with a deluded person guys now that it's clear he is not mentally well. OP will always be right, "in his own mind".

Let's not give this any more attention as it only encourages him.

a reply to: LucidWarrior

Well, no, if I knew I was on a reality tv show, I wouldn't be on this website.

So it goes a little like this:

I was thrown into jail for exercising my Constitutional rights. I am the reincarnation of several Asian Emperors, a Russian Czar, and the incarnation of Allah Himself. At that point, China and North Korea had to open fire on the Americans for this utter dishonor.

War breaks out between China and North Korea versus the United States and South Korea. Because I am God, this is how I would want it. Glorious battle. There's an after-life. But maybe your country shouldn't have thrown me in jail for exercising my Constitutional rights.

However, because I also happen to be Abraham Lincoln, who wants a chance to succeed, everyone in America has been living in a 1984 world. The soldiers who have died in Korea (RIP) have made fake letters and videos to trick their families into thinking they are still alive.

But do not worry, those soldiers know that they are fighting, well, they are literally fighting AGAINST God and fighting AGAINST the Constitution, like EVERY American since WWI, a waste of good blood, but they know that Abraham Lincoln walks in America, and even though they are literally fighting against God and Lincoln and the Constitution, they fight bravely for that is what Honor and God demand.

So, meanwhile, your government has to continue playing by the rules of corruption and sin. So War breaks out with Syria. Muslims unite.
Damascus and Tehran were supposed to be nuked (maybe they already were), but Sacramento and Denver, which were nuked the following day did not get nuked. The Hindus (300 million of them secretly watching us) prevented the nukes from going off because it would ruin the show.

At this point, the People of Sacramento and Denver now get to watch Abraham Lincoln's reality tv show to see if Abe can liberate the country and save the Constitution.

And now, America, Europe, and Israel are on the losing end, and Asia will be invading North America and Europe, and the worlds will collide, and you are going to realize, you have been talking to true God.

I am King Solomon. I am Abraham Lincoln.

So all this time, Abraham Lincoln, who is with me (think Sixth Sense), has been chasing the wind to educate you Americans about how capitalism violates both the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. So that is why you have been living in a 1984 world to give Abraham Lincoln a chance to find out if he could have saved the world and prevented WWIII. But it's too late for that because it already has happened.

Next time, Americans, don't let your Constitution become a piece of toilet paper, and you won't have to learn what the Wrath of God is.

EDIT: I might as well just clear up a few loose ends.

The People of Detroit and Cleveland have been watching me since I was thrown into jail. That is what Emperor Hirohito would want. He is sorry that the Law of the Dragon God demands an-eye-for-an-eye, but Hirohito has a big heart.

At some point in the near future, it will be revealed to me that I am Abraham Lincoln reincarnate. Therefore, I added the "EDIT:" from before to clarify that no one has told me I am Abraham Lincoln (ie, directly told me). I know that I am, but no one has told me so yet.

So sorry to disappoint, I know that you People weren't expecting a regular ole' human to be true God. You seem to have this fantasy and delusion of how God works, but this is how God works. He incarnates.

Like I said, by the end of this year, you will know I am God. And billions of people will be reading this thread.

a reply to: iosolomon

And god cares about our constitution...why? I'd think god has much larger issues to deal with...just sayin'...

You said your parents spent a fortune on an attorney for you, to fight your arrest court case. Did you perchance, use being god as your defense?

Des

Another lunatic landing zone............Sigh
./

a reply to: Destinyone

There is no meaning to Life. Humans make the meaning. God is simply the Judge.

You have to realize, there are two worlds: There is Life, and the After-Life.

In Life, we do not know for certain if the After-Life exists.

Therefore, God has to balance the two worlds. Human came up with the Constitution, and spilled a lot of blood for it, to make the world a better place. God has made humans upright, but humans have found many schemes.

To your other question:
Not god, but mental disability was used. You guessed it! Schizophrenia! (specifically schizoaffective disorder)


But we also used the First Amendment as my defense. What was expensive was the attorney filing all these motions. The State dismissed the charges. I tried to tell my attorney to not even bring up any mental defense, but he rebuked me for it. He was confident that if I was sent to jail that I would win on appeal for the First Amendment argument, but he said that he was hired to "keep me out of jail."

Well, so much for that...so I was prepared to rot away in jail for the Constitution, what have you done?

originally posted by: Destinyone
a reply to: iosolomon

And god cares about our constitution...why? I'd think god has much larger issues to deal with...just sayin'...

You said your parents spent a fortune on an attorney for you, to fight your arrest court case. Did you perchance, use being god as your defense?

Des

he might have had a chance,,

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...

J Am Acad Psychiatry Law. 2013;41(4):488-95.

Abolition of the insanity defense violates due process.


Morse SJ1, Bonnie RJ.

ya might have worked.