The Military Has a Warning for Anyone Interested In Raiding Area 51

a reply to: Lumenari

I used to work in a place where if I did not recognize the person walking towards me down the tunnel it was my duty to shoot until I was sure that they were dead and then make the phone call.

*BANG BANG BANG!!!*

*Coughing*

*Mustered speech*

"It's.... It's me.... *cough*, Gary, I shaved my beard"

Turns out Gary has a baby face, who'd a thought.

originally posted by: Xcathdra
a reply to: Frocharocha

I think the US military will deploy alien military units to stop the invasion.

Illegal aliens to combat illegal aliens, a sound plan.

When signs say 'use of deadly force authorised' best stay away.

originally posted by: schuyler
Well, better get your motel reservations in right away.

Oh, wait......

There aren't any.
And it's 100 degrees (F) out.
No shade
Umm, no bus service
No gas stations
No Porta Potties
25 miles walk to the base itself from the highway
It's a federal crime to enter the base
and.....
use of lethal force authorized

REALLY good idea.

You missed one! ...

There's NO Starbucks!

a reply to: Bigburgh

Here are a few of my favorites:

They might not shoot 'em, but they can definitely scare the S# out of 'em!!

I was working at MInot AFB one time back in the 80's which was a live SAC base at the time complete with nukes. One day, without warning, some dude came running up behind me and screamed..."GET ON THE GROUND!! GET ON THE GROUND!! FACE DOWN...ON THE GROUND!! NOW!!"

I thought surely they must be screaming at someone else, and started to turn around to see when I got shoved to the ground and had an M-16 shoved into the back of my neck...HARD! Then two other guys dove on me, grabbed my hands and zip tied them behind my back (again...HARD!). Then I got picked up by my hands (which didn't feel real spiffy) and got thrown into the back of a panel van (which just about ran over all of us skidding to a stop).

Long story short, a tractor trailer we were backing up had some structural steel hanging off the back which had crossed over a painted line on the apron (I could swear it was blue, but Zaphod tells me it was red, so I'll go with red). Crossing that line was a big no-no, and myself and about 5 other guys got drug off and interrogated for about the next 4 hours about our life history.

When they finally let us go, some AF Colonel (who screamed and spit like a Drill Instructor) got right in my face in the hallway right outside the interrogation room I'd been in and yelled..."DON'T---CROSS---THE---RED (blue)---LINE!!

a reply to: Frocharocha

if Area 51 pertains to national security then by invading area 51 and trying to expose state secrets, Americans are being unconstitutional by not protecting the national security of other Americans ?

is that not the case ?


so they could be considered traitors by the state and fired upon with deadly force ?

a reply to: Frocharocha

Had to look up "naruto" and just as I suspected, it's an anime character and anime is big among kids.

Ok kids, go outrun those bullets like a pie-eyed Chinese cartoon character. SMH

Thank you Tom, Mark, and all you other ignorant geniuses who created social media and made our kids even dumber.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

They'll bring soy injections to keep them afloat.

Here is an unofficial account of the situation from one of the guards at area 51. He talks about some of the technology and politics going on with it all.

I still think the funniest thing about this whole deal is the Del Taco showing up on Google Maps at Area 51.

originally posted by: drewlander
a reply to: Frocharocha

I think if the air force wishes to receive funding they need to remeber who is footing their bills.

Yeah, their private land is bought with OUR taxpayer money.

originally posted by: MisterSpock
That's why all the cool people will be over at area 52.

Well I have been to Dugway and it is just one BIG dirt clod.
Talk about BORING.

a reply to: spiritualarchitect

Depends on where you go. I've been there too and my pucker factor was at about 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10) the whole time!

A trip to Area 51 is n't in my budget, so a few of us are going to storm County Road 51 instead.

originally posted by: ZeroFurrbone

I am serious. The citisens (sic) have the right to know. The Millitary (sic) has the right to shoot themselves in the head.

Brilliant, just brilliant, but wrong on both counts. Where do people get the idea that they "have the RIGHT to know!" The Declaration of Independence says we have the RIGHT to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." The Bill of Rights enumerates several other RIGHTS of citizens. But nowhere can I find any "right to know" enumerated in the law or "right to know because I pay taxes." You have several FOIA acts, both Federal and State, in an effort to keep government "open," but those laws have loopholes a mile wide, especially concerning national defense.

The Bottom Line is this: You have no "right to know." It's made up. Get over it.

They should all wear their best most realistic space alien costume. They might be escorted to the examination rooms; the probing might hurt though.

All this is ..is the calling of the Governments bluff in order to cease this murder spree they have been on in the name of so-called National Security.....thousands have been executed by their own Government or proxies representing them or their dereliction.You can kill Americans one at a time based on National Security excuses and ;lies....but you cannot do it to the masses in public and EVERYONE KNOWS IT....consider the bluff to have been called....the worm is turning.

a reply to: one4all

And when no one actually gets onto the base?

originally posted by: one4all
All this is ..is the calling of the Governments bluff in order to cease this murder spree they have been on in the name of so-called National Security.....thousands have been executed by their own Government or proxies representing them or their dereliction.You can kill Americans one at a time based on National Security excuses and ;lies....but you cannot do it to the masses in public and EVERYONE KNOWS IT....consider the bluff to have been called....the worm is turning.

originally posted by: dfnj2015
a reply to: Frocharocha

Great, now the American people are the enemy of the US military. Great. This is not going to end well for the people!!

This looks like a job for ANTIFA..!!

Seriously, you should go..!!

Those UFO nerds are going to get themselves killed (or worse, Probed)…!!

You ANTIFA types are true warriors. Here is your chance to become legends (not just in your own and your moms minds), but everyone's..!!

Comrade, you should take the hammer and sickle flag and proudly wave it as you and your brethren storm this evil, western instillation, while protecting all the UFO buffs with your overwhelmingly superior fighting abilities.

Trust me comrade, it will be a glorious victory for the cause and just think about the technological spoils you can then use to wipe the world clean of all those deplorable NAZIS..!!

If anyone can dodge those bowel movement inducing lasers and millions of bullet, it's you guys..!!

Trust me, you can't lose..!! For reals..!! Seriously, I would never lie to you comrade..!!

You all need to go..!! You should encourage AOC, Omar and the rest of the Socialist elite to take part too..!! The US, capitalists Military don't stand a chance..!!