The Shed

originally posted by: angelchemuel
a reply to: cody599
You think that's bad Cap'n....I'm TwoToes Kidd....we're RELATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainbows
Jane

Cody

Well, we got a crew, a few of my Grey friends want to come experience life on the high seas


They even provided a ship for us:


I got my gear squared away, from left to right:
My everyday gear, my combat gear and my kit when we are in port:

BTW my pirate name would be Two-Toes Stinky
I'm sticking with Homer, thank you very much

I would think that I'm more the Han Solo type, though I look nothing like him.

Shirt, vest, a pair of pants and boots (and a pistol).

Simple up keep. That's me!

a reply to: HomerinNC
Hey Homer....your uniforms are cool....way cool....so no need for me to post a 'pirate' of you then

TDawg....here's you....


Syx..


Foss...


Doc....


Rodinus....


Oh....and me....


I think that's all the crew all present and correct...


Rainbows
Jane

PS...hehe...just seen your post Dawg....looks like I kept your attire simple for you!

a reply to: angelchemuel

I may be there posing all studly...

But I'm thinking, "Why in the hell did I pick out this big @$$ed Sword?! This SOB is heavy! I can't even put it in a scabbard! It's dragging everywhere, tipping over stuff and scratching the floor to boot! Why? because I thought it looked cool, just like I thought picking up smokes were cool. I'm such a flippin idiot!"

*Walks away grumbling* "Hey Homer! This ship needs a anchor don't it?"

a reply to: angelchemuel

AHHHHHRRR!!

I just realised that I am being VERY foolish, and have decided to edit the living bejesus out of this post, because it is vastly inaccurate in almost every possible way!

Rock!

If the sea was made of rum, I would go swimming more often... no one asked, but I thought that everyone ought to know!

a reply to: TDawgRex

*Walks away grumbling* "Hey Homer! This ship needs a anchor don't it?"

Homer grins. "Yeah we do Dawg, attach yourself to the chain and jump overboard!"

a reply to: TDawgRex
It just made me think of you wielding a chainsaw!

There's this ship down the port if we fancy it.....looks a bit scary to me




Rainbows
Jane

a reply to: TrueBrit



True my love...you, Cody and Gordi were the first up...


I think you can pretty much figure which ones you

Rainbows
Jane

a reply to: angelchemuel

YES!

IT HAS SKULLS AND BITS WHICH ARE PAINTED BLACK!!!!

I love it. I really, really REALLY LOVE IT!!!

If you do not want it, I will take it myself, and who ever wants to captain the other vessel, and lead the merry band can be a kick ass commodore!

a reply to: HomerinNC



Rainbows
Jane

a reply to: HomerinNC



Very Funny Homer...very funny.

Keep that up and I'll throw your tactical apron overboard.

Huh? What's that? Yea...didn't think so...

Hey! Stop throwing things at me! I wasn't serious!

a reply to: angelchemuel

You will note, that due to the horrific level of inaccuracy in the post, which suggested that I had no pirate image, I have edited it into oblivion, and added unsolicited information about my swimming habits.

As an aside... I really cannot tell which one of those similar looking fellows is supposed to represent me. The hat which the fellow on the left is rocking IS right up my alley, and he is the one most festooned with bladed objects, but I am pretty sure that both Cody and myself could both be signified by a significant representation where steel edges are concerned.

I really cannot tell! I think it is because it seems as though those images are of the same character in different outfits. I am also very tired lol!

a reply to: angelchemuel

I'll crew that beasty any day!

Crap! There I go...thinking something is cool again. It probably leaks like a sieve.

But it's got a skull on the bow! I'm in! WooHoo!

Well, sounds like you boys are happy chappies with your vessels.
Not so sure about the girls....I'll go for a saunter around the quayside and see if I can find something a little more 'elegant' for us girlies

Rainbows
Jane

PS...just realised how 'inuendo' that sounds....ah hell...who cares Where's my rum. The sun's going down over the yardarm

a reply to: TDawgRex

That ship could have a keel like a tea strainer, and still be more radically badass than anything else afloat, including current military vessels, which are hardcore, but pretty ugly and uniformly boring in shape, AND colour scheme.

a reply to: TrueBrit
You're the one on the left, Cody in the middle and darling Gordi on the right.
They are the same persona you are quite right....but with subtle differences, so your eyes are not deceiving you.
Rainbows
Jane

a reply to: angelchemuel

I'm obviously the sexy one. :

Dawg and Homer just a heads up

BBQ fights aren't that wise on a wooden boat !!!

The ladies look awful with singed hair

Cody

Hey , I got the skies above the ship covered:



I looked at this ship earlier today, it was only sailed on sundays to take a pirate's mother to church:


But I still like this one:

a reply to: HomerinNC



My pirate name sucks...Two Toes Rivers...I sound like Joan Rivers idiot niece or something!

Arghhh....carry on matey's....just trying to get into the flow.....
jacy