It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.
Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.
Thank you.
Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.
The Shed
page: 370share:
a reply to: Gordi The Drummer
LAMBS NAVY RUM! Ha!
I'm off to apply to mensa before this mood wears off!
LAMBS NAVY RUM! Ha!
I'm off to apply to mensa before this mood wears off!
originally posted by: Tsu322
a reply to: Gordi The Drummer
LAMBS NAVY RUM! Ha!
I'm off to apply to mensa before this mood wears off!
CORRECTAMOLY!!!!
mensa??? don't you get tena lady or something for when that happens?
Homer woke up bright and early this morning, after seeing Zack off. His Grey friends came back to escort Zack home to finish up the school year. Its
going to be awfully quiet around here he thought.
After grabbing a quick smoke, he made and served a massive breakfast for his fellow Warriors. He cooked up pancakes, sausage, eggs, bacon, biscuits and gravy, hash browns, and for his UK friends, a Full Breakfast menu was served: all the other things including baked beans, blood pudding, Bangers & Mash, Bacon Roly-poly and Cumberland sausage.
After assigning Dawg and Syx to KP, he decided to take a walk into the woods near the Shed.
Following a wooded path, he stumbled across Greek-like doric columns both upright and fallen which were covered in ivy and fallen leaves. As he walked further into the ancient ruins, He noticed the remains of a stone building, also covered in ivy. It looked faintly medieval. The framework for what might have been stained glass windows allowed light to drift inside the darkened building. Where a set of double doors once stood, debris from the forest drifted inside.
Walking up to the darkened doorway, he pulled out his lighter and flicked it on. He saw the shadows of ruined stone pews leading up to an ancient altar. As he approached the altar, he noticed something an object sitting on the altar. He walked up, fully saw what it was, gasped, turned around and left the building quickly. He ran back to the Shed grounds and started yelling for attention.
Dawg, now finished with the morning's dishes, looked at Homer yelling and waving his hands.
"Dude, what are you yelling about?" He asked.
"Dawg, Youre not gonna believe it!!! I found a church or something in the woods!! Guess what I found inside??"
"A life?" Dawg asked, a grin on his face.
"No, man I'm serious! You gotta come look!"
Homer turned and started jogging back toward the woods, turned around and motioned for Dawg to follow. He shrugged and started to follow. Syx heard the commotion as well, and decided to tag along.
When the three got back to the ruined church, Homer gestured for them to follow inside. Shaking their heads, Syx and Dawg followed. When they got up to the altar, they all gasped.
(okay sheddites, pick it up!!)
After grabbing a quick smoke, he made and served a massive breakfast for his fellow Warriors. He cooked up pancakes, sausage, eggs, bacon, biscuits and gravy, hash browns, and for his UK friends, a Full Breakfast menu was served: all the other things including baked beans, blood pudding, Bangers & Mash, Bacon Roly-poly and Cumberland sausage.
After assigning Dawg and Syx to KP, he decided to take a walk into the woods near the Shed.
Following a wooded path, he stumbled across Greek-like doric columns both upright and fallen which were covered in ivy and fallen leaves. As he walked further into the ancient ruins, He noticed the remains of a stone building, also covered in ivy. It looked faintly medieval. The framework for what might have been stained glass windows allowed light to drift inside the darkened building. Where a set of double doors once stood, debris from the forest drifted inside.
Walking up to the darkened doorway, he pulled out his lighter and flicked it on. He saw the shadows of ruined stone pews leading up to an ancient altar. As he approached the altar, he noticed something an object sitting on the altar. He walked up, fully saw what it was, gasped, turned around and left the building quickly. He ran back to the Shed grounds and started yelling for attention.
Dawg, now finished with the morning's dishes, looked at Homer yelling and waving his hands.
"Dude, what are you yelling about?" He asked.
"Dawg, Youre not gonna believe it!!! I found a church or something in the woods!! Guess what I found inside??"
"A life?" Dawg asked, a grin on his face.
"No, man I'm serious! You gotta come look!"
Homer turned and started jogging back toward the woods, turned around and motioned for Dawg to follow. He shrugged and started to follow. Syx heard the commotion as well, and decided to tag along.
When the three got back to the ruined church, Homer gestured for them to follow inside. Shaking their heads, Syx and Dawg followed. When they got up to the altar, they all gasped.
(okay sheddites, pick it up!!)
edit on 5/12/2014 by HomerinNC because: (no reason given)
a reply to: Gordi The Drummer
ROFLMFAO.
You do realise that tena lady is for people that pee themselves don't you?
I'm far too lazy for tena lady. I has a 1.5L catheter.
Nice image?
ROFLMFAO.
You do realise that tena lady is for people that pee themselves don't you?
I'm far too lazy for tena lady. I has a 1.5L catheter.
Nice image?
a reply to: TrueBrit
I made an epic fail TBro,
I fell off the wagon, Mrs C and I were discussing my kids visit. I misheard something and told her I would be prepared to destroy our relationship to be a dad again.
EPIC EPIC EPIC FAIL
I was as stupid as stupid can be
Cody
I made an epic fail TBro,
I fell off the wagon, Mrs C and I were discussing my kids visit. I misheard something and told her I would be prepared to destroy our relationship to be a dad again.
EPIC EPIC EPIC FAIL
I was as stupid as stupid can be
Cody
Hell, I was going to post here just to make fun of Cody with his failing to understand Scottish.
Now I feel bad. Cody! Get yer freakin' act together! We all have stress, but don't burn yer bridges while yer at it.
Every time you're stressed, take a smoke break (or a short walk, which is healthier).
Life is not a war, but a day to day battle...there are no real winners in it. It's the journey that counts. And how we address those battles is how our ancestors remember us.
Personally, I would like to be remembered as the fun loving, idiot, klutz. Who's heart was always in the right place even though it didn't always play out that way.
Breathe deep Brother.
Now I feel bad. Cody! Get yer freakin' act together! We all have stress, but don't burn yer bridges while yer at it.
Every time you're stressed, take a smoke break (or a short walk, which is healthier).
Life is not a war, but a day to day battle...there are no real winners in it. It's the journey that counts. And how we address those battles is how our ancestors remember us.
Personally, I would like to be remembered as the fun loving, idiot, klutz. Who's heart was always in the right place even though it didn't always play out that way.
Breathe deep Brother.
edit on 12-5-2014 by TDawgRex because: (no reason given)
a reply to: cody599
I'm sure it will all be ok Cody, just keep apologising and tell her honestly what you thought you heard.
She's bound to be angry for a bit but it was a genuine mistake and in defense of your children.
Yes, it was probably a silly thing to say but if she is anything like the woman you describe she will eventually see it for what it was and forgive you.
Just dedicate a lot of time to making her feel extra special from now on.
Massive hugs!
I'm sure it will all be ok Cody, just keep apologising and tell her honestly what you thought you heard.
She's bound to be angry for a bit but it was a genuine mistake and in defense of your children.
Yes, it was probably a silly thing to say but if she is anything like the woman you describe she will eventually see it for what it was and forgive you.
Just dedicate a lot of time to making her feel extra special from now on.
Massive hugs!
a reply to: HomerinNC
...When the three got back to the ruined church, Homer gestured for them to follow inside. Shaking their heads, Syx and Dawg followed. When they got up to the altar, they all gasped.
For there before them, lay an ancient Dragonstone of immeasurable power and beauty, shimmering in shades of violet, turquoise and opalescent green, surrounded by an other-worldly blue-green glow.
It gave the altar a ghostly pallor, and cast subtle purple shadows across the granite floor and piles of rubble scattered all around.
"Should we.... take it?" asked Dawg,
"I'm not sure we should mess with this thing" replied Syx "I've heard they hold very powerful magic and can be dangerous in the wrong hands"
"All the more reason to keep it safe then?" suggested Homer
"I don't know man, maybe we should ask the Elves first? I mean - it's obviously been here for an age already." proposed Syx
"Wait, why is there NO DUST on it then???" Homer gasped...
It was true. Not a speck of dust lay on the ancient stone, even though the ruin, the rubble, floor and altar were covered in a thick layer.
Fear began to creep into the thoughts of the three adventurers as the realisation dawned that someone or something must have placed it there, and VERY recently....
But who or whaaaat????
**next!** LOL
...When the three got back to the ruined church, Homer gestured for them to follow inside. Shaking their heads, Syx and Dawg followed. When they got up to the altar, they all gasped.
For there before them, lay an ancient Dragonstone of immeasurable power and beauty, shimmering in shades of violet, turquoise and opalescent green, surrounded by an other-worldly blue-green glow.
It gave the altar a ghostly pallor, and cast subtle purple shadows across the granite floor and piles of rubble scattered all around.
"Should we.... take it?" asked Dawg,
"I'm not sure we should mess with this thing" replied Syx "I've heard they hold very powerful magic and can be dangerous in the wrong hands"
"All the more reason to keep it safe then?" suggested Homer
"I don't know man, maybe we should ask the Elves first? I mean - it's obviously been here for an age already." proposed Syx
"Wait, why is there NO DUST on it then???" Homer gasped...
It was true. Not a speck of dust lay on the ancient stone, even though the ruin, the rubble, floor and altar were covered in a thick layer.
Fear began to creep into the thoughts of the three adventurers as the realisation dawned that someone or something must have placed it there, and VERY recently....
But who or whaaaat????
**next!** LOL
edit on 12-5-2014 by Gordi The Drummer because: I wanted to add a wee note
a reply to: HomerinNC
As they entered the church and they're eyes adjusted, TDawg saw what Homer had found.
“Oh My Gawd…you're Indiana Jones!” TDawg yelled, “Really Homer? What is it?” He circled around the alter.
Syx didn’t feel comfortable surrounded by walls and backed out. “I’ll watch from the skies guys.”
“Lovely, leave it the curious.” Tdawg cocked his head at Homer. “Who’s gonna pick it up?”
“Naw, Dawg, Friends first.”
TDawg chuckeled, “Why does it always have to be me?” He approached the alter and picked up the item. Amazingly he didn’t start to bleed…so far so good.
Back To you Homer or Syx! Though I see Gordi has already picked up on it!
As they entered the church and they're eyes adjusted, TDawg saw what Homer had found.
“Oh My Gawd…you're Indiana Jones!” TDawg yelled, “Really Homer? What is it?” He circled around the alter.
Syx didn’t feel comfortable surrounded by walls and backed out. “I’ll watch from the skies guys.”
“Lovely, leave it the curious.” Tdawg cocked his head at Homer. “Who’s gonna pick it up?”
“Naw, Dawg, Friends first.”
TDawg chuckeled, “Why does it always have to be me?” He approached the alter and picked up the item. Amazingly he didn’t start to bleed…so far so good.
Back To you Homer or Syx! Though I see Gordi has already picked up on it!
edit on 12-5-2014 by TDawgRex because: OR GORDI WHO HAS ALREADY PICKED UP THE BALL. YOU MUSTA HAVE BEEN A HELLAVA RUGBY
PLATER!
edit on 12-5-2014 by TDawgRex because: (no reason given)
a reply to: Gordi The Drummer
Haha, I normally drink me pee with either coke or pepsi, as you do.
LOL, I had a litre of dark and a litre of light one Christmas, I drank the dark with the coke that we had but run out when I got to the light. I drank it with cherryade. I haven't touched light rum since. Three days I was ill!
More excellent writing!
I can't be joining in at the moment though, I'm off for a bath and something to eat. See yas all later!
Haha, I normally drink me pee with either coke or pepsi, as you do.
LOL, I had a litre of dark and a litre of light one Christmas, I drank the dark with the coke that we had but run out when I got to the light. I drank it with cherryade. I haven't touched light rum since. Three days I was ill!
More excellent writing!
I can't be joining in at the moment though, I'm off for a bath and something to eat. See yas all later!
I am loving Homer and Gordi's additions to this tale! Good job fellows! Jolly good show!
Awesome work, and I cannot wait to see what people follow it up with!
Awesome work, and I cannot wait to see what people follow it up with!
originally posted by: Tsu322
I can't be joining in at the moment though, I'm off for a bath and something to eat. See yas all later!
Let's see here....Your neked in a bubble bath and just vegging out?
I can work with that!
Sorry, habitual line crosser.
THINK! WOMAN THINK! We have to end this thread with a BANG! and the start of a new one.
To all those here within the Shed community I must express my most sincere thanks. You have pushed me in directions I have never known writers wise. It was a successful experiment!
edit on 12-5-2014 by TDawgRex because: (no reason given)
Hi guys,
Just popping in to explain why you might not see me on here for a few days. I don't want to spoil all the brilliant writing and inspiration so I shall keep it short.
I am in bits. I found out today, my sisters solicitor used a letter from my solicitor to get my mothers ashes removed from the undertakers where they have been for the past 12 months. The letter in no way gave permission or authority as I am joint executix of my mum's will. There were two options we were asking my sister to consider (she's the other executix). The undertaker having re-read my solicitors letter now realises it wasn't a clear case of giving consent. I don't believe my sisters solicitor acted correctly ( I'm sure there's a much stronger word than that) in forwarding a letter, which covered other matters of my mum's estate to the undertaker. I'm pretty dam sure that's breach of client confidentiality.
My mother wanted her ashes scattered with my dad's on the local golf course. Over a week ago my mothers ashes were taken by my sister and buried in a plot in the local cemetery.
On further investigation, I found my god father and my mum's cousin had been informed of her internment but didn't go. Myself and my three kids were never informed.
So my mother has been laid to 'rest' in a place she didn't want to be and without me and the children being afforded the courtesy at the very least of being informed. I knew something was up on Saturday when I received a copy of my sisters solicitors letter from mine. I never dreamt they had already done this, just implying they were going to in solicitor speak. Hence the reason I contacted the undertaker.
I never in my life have called anybody evil......but in this case I do and I have been battling this evil for 5 years.
I might have lost this battle on my mum's behalf....but I sure as hell ain't giving up on what has now become out and out war....the gloves are off.
Rainbows
Jane
Just popping in to explain why you might not see me on here for a few days. I don't want to spoil all the brilliant writing and inspiration so I shall keep it short.
I am in bits. I found out today, my sisters solicitor used a letter from my solicitor to get my mothers ashes removed from the undertakers where they have been for the past 12 months. The letter in no way gave permission or authority as I am joint executix of my mum's will. There were two options we were asking my sister to consider (she's the other executix). The undertaker having re-read my solicitors letter now realises it wasn't a clear case of giving consent. I don't believe my sisters solicitor acted correctly ( I'm sure there's a much stronger word than that) in forwarding a letter, which covered other matters of my mum's estate to the undertaker. I'm pretty dam sure that's breach of client confidentiality.
My mother wanted her ashes scattered with my dad's on the local golf course. Over a week ago my mothers ashes were taken by my sister and buried in a plot in the local cemetery.
On further investigation, I found my god father and my mum's cousin had been informed of her internment but didn't go. Myself and my three kids were never informed.
So my mother has been laid to 'rest' in a place she didn't want to be and without me and the children being afforded the courtesy at the very least of being informed. I knew something was up on Saturday when I received a copy of my sisters solicitors letter from mine. I never dreamt they had already done this, just implying they were going to in solicitor speak. Hence the reason I contacted the undertaker.
I never in my life have called anybody evil......but in this case I do and I have been battling this evil for 5 years.
I might have lost this battle on my mum's behalf....but I sure as hell ain't giving up on what has now become out and out war....the gloves are off.
Rainbows
Jane
a reply to: angelchemuel
Jane, I have been subject to familial battles for decades now.
I ignore them these days. To much stress as far as I am concerned and I would think that those who loved me were concerned as well.
Still I'm trying to help patch things, but I can only do so much.
Jane, I have been subject to familial battles for decades now.
I ignore them these days. To much stress as far as I am concerned and I would think that those who loved me were concerned as well.
Still I'm trying to help patch things, but I can only do so much.
originally posted by: Gordi The Drummer
I thought that we might have a healthy, and dolphin friendly meal together?
Oh I love that! Adorable!!!!
Loved your contribution to the story as well as True's latest edition.
Tsu, Love your dragons honey!!!
new topics
-
iPhone Microphone Being Accessed by Unknown App
Rant: 23 minutes ago -
Democrats send letter to Biden urging him to ratify Equal Rights Amendment
US Political Madness: 6 hours ago
top topics
-
This is adorable you guys!
General Chit Chat: 17 hours ago, 9 flags -
Democrats send letter to Biden urging him to ratify Equal Rights Amendment
US Political Madness: 6 hours ago, 2 flags -
iPhone Microphone Being Accessed by Unknown App
Rant: 23 minutes ago, 1 flags
active topics
-
-@TH3WH17ERABB17- -Q- ---TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD--- -Part- --44--
Dissecting Disinformation • 3716 • : RelSciHistItSufi -
Democrats send letter to Biden urging him to ratify Equal Rights Amendment
US Political Madness • 4 • : VictorVonDoom -
Light from Space Might Be Travelling Instantaneously
Space Exploration • 30 • : cooperton -
Drones everywhere in New Jersey ---and Elsewhere Master Thread
Aliens and UFOs • 175 • : nugget1 -
iPhone Microphone Being Accessed by Unknown App
Rant • 0 • : Roma1927 -
The Acronym Game .. Pt.4
General Chit Chat • 1017 • : JJproductions -
Only two Navy destroyers currently operational as fleet size hits record low
Military Projects • 24 • : Freeborn -
Defending the need for adherence to Old Testament commandments under the new covenant of Christ
Conspiracies in Religions • 27 • : FlyersFan -
Those Fake Death Numbers From Hamas Out Of Gaza
Middle East Issues • 193 • : FlyersFan -
Rant. I am sick of people saying the police are revenue raising.
Rant • 13 • : PorkChop96