Rodinus needs help please for Valentines offering...

beezzer

calstorm

Rodinus

cody599
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She certainly did my friend

I've been good enough to not mention the odd flaw yet

Cody

Are those snot stains I see on the wall behind the shelves?

She could have put the books in alphabetical order too!!

Gawwwwwwwww... *shakes head in deparation*

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Now now boys, teasing a woman over mans work, you should be ashamed of yourselves, you know that us women are too delicate to do a mans job properly. We don't have the ability or knowledge to use tools the way men do.

She's right.

Have her redo the shelves but take away the hammer and nails and just give her an iron and skillet. (Not one of the good skillets!)

Please sir............ some decorum

Your post would suggest I let her near my tools !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God in heaven perish the thought, any half intelligent female knows that an empty jam jar mostly filled with water from washing the floor makes a most excellent spirit level, and a full jar of marmite the perfect hammer.

Please in heaven's name think before you post

You'll have us all in trouble at this rate

Cody

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I posted while sober.

Apologies.

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Well, in that case she should be grateful, I suppose.

At least get the lady something soft to cushion her shackles then.

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May I suggest giving your good lady a break from the mundane chores, and allowing her to serve you a beverage ?

Far be it from me to tell you how make your wife happy

But I find the odd break does wonders for the moral.

Cody

cody599
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May I suggest giving your good lady a break from the mundane chores, and allowing her to serve you a beverage ?

Far be it from me to tell you how make your wife happy

But I find the odd break does wonders for the moral.

Cody

I do like to make her happy.

So I could grant her a small break from the gifts I have given her (children, a floor to clean) and have her rub my feet while drinking a single malt.

woodsmom
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Well, in that case she should be grateful, I suppose.

At least get the lady something soft to cushion her shackles then.

No problems

She is sewing them as we speak, I've been considerate enough to let the shelves slide for tonight.

Cody

cody599

woodsmom
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Well, in that case she should be grateful, I suppose.

At least get the lady something soft to cushion her shackles then.

No problems

She is sewing them as we speak, I've been considerate enough to let the shelves slide for tonight.

Cody

You spoil her!

beezzer

cody599
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May I suggest giving your good lady a break from the mundane chores, and allowing her to serve you a beverage ?

Far be it from me to tell you how make your wife happy

But I find the odd break does wonders for the moral.

Cody

I do like to make her happy.

So I could grant her a small break from the gifts I have given her (children, a floor to clean) and have her rub my feet while drinking a single malt.

That's the spirit old chap

I know it's tough, but in fairness we must make these sacrifices

Love is a tough master, but one we should listen to.

If you make it a double, that'll save trip back to the drinks cabinet

No need to thank me

Cody

calstorm
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Well well well, she is the spoiled woman is she not? I have often had to dig the garden in high heels. Granted, they were only 2 3/4 inch heels but anything to look nice for my man while I am laboring for him right?

Thats the spirit my dear...

I hope you stir his cup when you make his cup of tea afterwards?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

beezzer
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Sir? If I may offer a tiny bit of advice;

*ahem*

If a woman says she needs help with the dishes, you buy her a sponge.
If she says she needs help with the laundry, you buy her detergent.
If she says she needs help with the sweeping, you buy her a broom.

See where I'm going here?

(If you keep buying her stuff, she'll only ask for more!)

Thanks for that advice Beez...

Only one hic though... why should i but those things?

She gets enough pocket money per week to buy those articles herself! (I actually unchain her once a week to do the shopping)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Rainbowresidue
Chains, cowbells... why not just put a chip in her???

Also you could ask one of your IT friends to tweek the chip a little, she might turn into a Stepford wife.

Oh, you gentlemen, if I didn't enjoy your posts and humor so much, you'd all be on my blacklist by now.
Thank heavens I get your humor. I've been laughing since page 1.


Seriously... chips. Technology is the way to go.

RR

I tried that Rainbow but the cheese and onion flaovoured crisps keep crumbling every time I try to implant them into her!

Kindest respects

Rodinus

beezzer


So I could grant her a small break from the gifts I have given her (children, a floor to clean) and have her rub my feet while drinking a single malt.

What????

You allow her to drink a single malt whilst she is rubbing your feet???

For heavens sake man... where are your principals?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Rodinus

beezzer


So I could grant her a small break from the gifts I have given her (children, a floor to clean) and have her rub my feet while drinking a single malt.

What????

You allow her to drink a single malt whilst she is rubbing your feet???

For heavens sake man... where are your principals?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

You've never seen my feet.

LOLZ

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Actually I have Beez, I have one on a keyring

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Rodinus
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Actually I have Beez, I have one on a keyring

Kindest respects

Rodinus

(shakes an angry fist)

regards,

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I really hope that Mrs Beez did a good job on the welding on that one?

It looks as if it could off at any second and turn into a snare...

If anyone is interested, here is the recipe to offer to your second half for valentines day :

Rabbit in Mustard Sauce Recipe

Prep time: 30 minutes
Cook time: 1 hour
Yield: Serves 4.

You will probably get the kidneys with your rabbit. It is your choice whether to keep them or not. I always do, and I think they are the second-best part of the animal after the hind legs (depending if you have one of them on a keyring). Rabbit kidneys are mild in flavor and are a warm, soft, rabbity morsel in this dish. If you choose to use them, strip off all the fat, as well as the gossamer membrane that surrounds them.

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Ingredients

1 rabbit, cut into serving pieces
Salt
4 tablespoons butter
2 large shallots, chopped
1/2 cup white wine
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup grainy country mustard, like Dijon
1 teaspoon dried thyme
1/2 cup heavy cream
4 tablespoons finely chopped parsley

Method

1 Salt your rabbit pieces well and set aside at room temperature for 30 minutes to an hour.

2 Heat the butter over medium heat in a large sauté pan with a lid. Pat the rabbit pieces dry and brown them in the butter. Do this at a moderate pace – you don’t want the butter to scorch – and don’t let the rabbit pieces touch each other. Do it in batches if you need to.
Once the rabbit is browned, remove it to a bowl. Add the shallot and brown it well. This will take 3-4 minutes.

3 Pour in the white wine and turn the heat to high. Scrape off any browned bits on the bottom of the pan with a wooden spoon. Add the mustard, thyme and water and bring to a rolling boil. Taste the sauce for salt and add some if needed.

4 Add the rabbit pieces, coat them with the sauce, then drop the heat to low. Cover and simmer gently for 45 minutes. You want the meat to be nearly falling off the bone. It might need more time, but should not need more than an hour total. Wild rabbits sometimes need more time.

5 When the meat is ready, gently remove it to a platter. Turn the heat to high and boil the sauce down by half. Turn off the heat and add the cream and parsley. Stir to combine and return the rabbit to the pan. Coat with the sauce and serve at once.

Serve this dish with crusty bread and a big white wine, such as a white Bordeaux, white Cotes du Rhone blend or a buttery California Chardonnay. If you prefer beer, try pairing this with an unfiltered wheat beer.


Kindest respects and bon appetit

Rodinus

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I'm hungry now.

(does that make me a bad person?)

beezzer
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I'm hungry now.

(does that make me a bad person?)

Only if you practice cannibalism my furry friend...



Kindest respects