Rodinus needs help please for Valentines offering...

Maxatoria
Perhaps some poetry would go well, not sure if it will translate well into french

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
now get in that kitchen and make me a brew

But if you really want to show your love for her get a 50 euro note tattooed on your manhood, as we all know women love to blow money...fnaarr...fnaarr

*Coughs and splutters expresso all over his keyboard*... I shall send you the bill Max...

Actually you are not far from the truth... I had a blank check tattoed there and just left the end empty... fnarr fnarr...

Warmest respects

Rod "fnarrr fnarrrrr"

Maxatoria
Perhaps some poetry would go well, not sure if it will translate well into french

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
now get in that kitchen and make me a brew

But if you really want to show your love for her get a 50 euro note tattooed on your manhood, as we all know women love to blow money...fnaarr...fnaarr

ROFLMAO

Ouch ouch oo oo

Cody

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Mrs R would like a divorce please.

Oh her card to you reads...

" Roses are red, violets are blue,
your valentines presents are totally poo "

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Get Mrs.R a burka for valentines day

uk today
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Mrs R would like a divorce please.

Oh her card to you reads...

" Roses are red, violets are blue,
your valentines presents are totally poo "

I think i would reply with :

"Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I've got tourettes, BOLLOCKS TO YOU!"

Definition of the word bollocks (just so i don't get told off by the Mods) :

The word is often used figuratively in British English and Hiberno-English, as a noun to mean "nonsense", an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless". Similarly, the common phrases "Bollocks to this!" or "That's a load of old bollocks" generally indicate contempt for a certain task, subject or opinion. Conversely, the word also figures in idiomatic phrases such as "the dog's bollocks", "top bollock(s)", or more simply "the bollocks" (as opposed to just "bollocks"), which will refer to something which is admired, approved of or well-respected.

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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I am aware of possible " other " meanings, ie.
www.facebook.com... Courtesy of Karl ...

... Gotta love karl!

*tisk tisk* Rodnis


Don't you know if you want your woman to be your slave you have to placate her with shoes. And no you can't purchases them yourself. You need to drive her to a shoe store. provide her a with a credit card with a limit no less than 50k and hold her purse while she shops. After such a ritual she will be content to remain in the kitchen for another few months at least, because she will be overjoyed by the hundreds of shoes in her closet she will never wear or maybe never even see again.

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Well goodness, how do you really feel?

I disagree, she needs a new rolling pin, and possibly a disorganized Tupperware cabinet.
And while you at at it why don't you pamper that cute little kitty of yours. Lol!

Is good to see you back around Rodinus! I hope that all is well and that you don't get yourself knocked out on Valentines day. Haha!

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I think I have spoilt her enough already with shoes...

Why only last week I offered her a pair of reinforced workmans shoes so that she can finish off the bricklaying that I have been asking her to do for the past 6 months... AND I also offered her a pair of wellies so that she can start digging the garden for this coming springtime...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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I'm afraid I must interject at this point

I can personally vow for Rod's generosity, only last April he allowed Mrs C only light duties in the kitchen after her cross channel swim.

That range master looks much better over there.

Cody

cody599
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I'm afraid I must interject at this point

I can personally vow for Rod's generosity, only last April he allowed Mrs C only light duties in the kitchen after her cross channel swim.

That range master looks much better over there.

Cody

Thank you Cody, it is nice to know that there are other real gentlemen out there too!

By the way, did Mrs C get those shelves up last week when she had her cold?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

woodsmom
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Well goodness, how do you really feel?

I disagree, she needs a new rolling pin, and possibly a disorganized Tupperware cabinet.

And while you at at it why don't you pamper that cute little kitty of yours. Lol!

Is good to see you back around Rodinus! I hope that all is well and that you don't get yourself knocked out on Valentines day. Haha!

Why thank you Woods... it's good to be back... I missed this place.

Now, let me check where Mrs R is with ironing my shirts before she makes the dinner...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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She certainly did my friend

I've been good enough to not mention the odd flaw yet


Cody

cody599
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She certainly did my friend

I've been good enough to not mention the odd flaw yet

Cody

Are those snot stains I see on the wall behind the shelves?

She could have put the books in alphabetical order too!!

Gawwwwwwwww... *shakes head in deparation*

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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She was very ill my friend

And I had been considerate enough to point out the cooker was in need of attention.

I'm not a slave driver

Excuse me a second ........................... WOMAN where's my drink ?

Sorry about that the poor lady get's a tad forgetful when cleaning the chimney

Women huh

Cody

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Well well well, she is the spoiled woman is she not? I have often had to dig the garden in high heels. Granted, they were only 2 3/4 inch heels but anything to look nice for my man while I am laboring for him right?

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Sir? If I may offer a tiny bit of advice;

*ahem*

If a woman says she needs help with the dishes, you buy her a sponge.
If she says she needs help with the laundry, you buy her detergent.
If she says she needs help with the sweeping, you buy her a broom.

See where I'm going here?

(If you keep buying her stuff, she'll only ask for more!)

Rodinus

cody599
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She certainly did my friend

I've been good enough to not mention the odd flaw yet

Cody

Are those snot stains I see on the wall behind the shelves?

She could have put the books in alphabetical order too!!

Gawwwwwwwww... *shakes head in deparation*

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Now now boys, teasing a woman over mans work, you should be ashamed of yourselves, you know that us women are too delicate to do a mans job properly. We don't have the ability or knowledge to use tools the way men do.

calstorm

Rodinus

cody599
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She certainly did my friend

I've been good enough to not mention the odd flaw yet

Cody

Are those snot stains I see on the wall behind the shelves?

She could have put the books in alphabetical order too!!

Gawwwwwwwww... *shakes head in deparation*

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Now now boys, teasing a woman over mans work, you should be ashamed of yourselves, you know that us women are too delicate to do a mans job properly. We don't have the ability or knowledge to use tools the way men do.

She's right.

Have her redo the shelves but take away the hammer and nails and just give her an iron and skillet. (Not one of the good skillets!)

Chains, cowbells... why not just put a chip in her???

Also you could ask one of your IT friends to tweek the chip a little, she might turn into a Stepford wife.



Oh, you gentlemen, if I didn't enjoy your posts and humor so much, you'd all be on my blacklist by now.
Thank heavens I get your humor. I've been laughing since page 1.


Seriously... chips. Technology is the way to go.



RR