Obama is awesome, Gobal warming exists, taxes are patriotic, guns are bad.

I'm trying to imagine a progressive paradise.

Obama is awesome. He stays president forever (because he is so dreamy and so awesome!)

Global warming exists and we need to do something about it! Carbon credits, higher taxes, higher energy bills.

Taxes are patriotic! They help the economy! Taxestaxestaxes! Higher taxes for everyone! (Except the poor)

Guns are bad. Guns kill people. Guns cause brain damage and make yew talk with a southern accent. Get rid of all the guns!

DONE!

Okay!

So we have a forever president, higher utility costs, higher taxes, and no guns.

What does America look like?

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Finally.

You seem to get it.

Only took your whole life.

~Tenth

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You forgot one:

We're all gay, too.

tothetenthpower
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Finally.

You seem to get it.

Only took your whole life.

~Tenth

(laughing) *emoticons just wouldn't do it justice*

Tell me about the paradise!

I'm actually considering getting myself one of those newfangled homosexual marriages just because I can now.

THANKS OBAMA!

NightFlight
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You forgot one:

We're all gay, too.

We're all "metrosexual".

Gender-neutral!

No individualism, everyone the same!

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Not to derail…

but Global Warming does exist. That's not disputed. How much Mankind contributes to it is what's controversial. Right?

Mon1k3r
I'm actually considering getting myself one of those newfangled homosexual marriages just because I can now.

THANKS OBAMA!

Run with it! Everyone should enjoy the trials and tribulations of marriage!

Lucid Lunacy
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Not to derail…

but Global Warming does exist. That's not disputed. How much Mankind contributes to it is what's controversial. Right?

Who cares! Pay the higher utilities! Carbon credits for everyone!!!!

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You forgot that we need to grant amnesty to illegal immigrants.

Unless they are from one of those Middle Eastern countries that we don't like.

Just cut the power. That'll solve the energy crisis and the global warming crisis immediately. We can have energy back when we can learn not to be such dicks about it.

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Don't forget, it is patriotic to sign up for Obamacare...no matter what it costs you.

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Ok...I can see that you are pushing buttons today.

What the hell, I like this sense of humor. S&F.

Should be interesting to see where this thread goes.

VictorVonDoom
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You forgot that we need to grant amnesty to illegal immigrants.

Unless they are from one of those Middle Eastern countries that we don't like.

Oh my goodness! That's right!

OPEN BORDERS!

C'mon in!

Mon1k3r
Just cut the power. That'll solve the energy crisis and the global warming crisis immediately. We can have energy back when we can learn not to be such dicks about it.

Wonderful suggestion!

But how will we be able to watch MSNBC?

Battleline
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Don't forget, it is patriotic to sign up for Obamacare...no matter what it costs you.

Obamacare helps everyone!

It would be un-American to NOT sign up!

TDawgRex
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Ok...I can see that you are pushing buttons today.

What the hell, I like this sense of humor. S&F.

Should be interesting to see where this thread goes.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just looking to see what the progressive version of paradise looks like.

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By the way Beez...I'm "That Guy!". This is my territory...not yours.

Your supposed to be HappyHappyHappy.

What the hell...the more the merrier right?

TDawgRex
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By the way Beez...I'm "That Guy!". This is my territory...not yours.

Your supposed to be HappyHappyHappy.

What the hell...the more the merrier right?

I'm just an innocent furry little bunny trying to find out what all the fuss is about!

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We need bigger prisons and more cops we need a bigger domestic Obama strike force patrolling around as big as our military and someone needs to stop all them damned smokers too damn them, damn them to hell