White House petition calls for merger of United States, Australia, to form 'Ameristralia'

Originally posted by JDmOKI
reply to post by gps777

 

You are already apart of the other evil empire or have you forgot Aussies? (Great Britain)

Why would you suggest Great Britain is an "Evil Empire"?

2nd

Crikey!! Merge with Australia!?

What a stupid thing to for anyone to say.

Relax there Aussies, all Americans know Australia is just a super Texas, nothing interesting,at all.

Lets see, you have giant hoping rats,10 of the worlds most poisonous snakes, overly awnry gators,
huge spiders that chase people, and a freaking beaver/duck with poison spurs.

Not to mention we still aren't over y'all tricking us into taking Mel Gibson!

As far as natural resources go, well we have no need to peacefully merge when we want something.
I mean really, what could Australia do to stop us?

And see the same things happen in Oz,like the Californians who warped Colorado, NEVER!

Originally posted by Wide-Eyes
Sorry but this isn't going to happen without us brits getting our foot in the door. The United Kingdom of Ameristralia. Or 'Britameristralia' for short.

This guy, he knows whats up.......................

In other words America is giving Australia a chance to join with them Nicely...

Originally posted by abeverage
In other words America is giving Australia a chance to join with them Nicely...

That's right. We want you Australia. Either conform or else......

(The crap I read on this site never ceases to amaze me, thanks op I needed a laugh.)

Originally posted by AthlonSavage
reply to post by OptimusSubprime

 

yes the beer is much stronger thats why they all look at least 7

Well... that might explain it!

Originally posted by cavtrooper7
And see the same things happen in Oz,like the Californians who warped Colorado, NEVER!

BEST POST OF THE DAY!!!!

Living in Colorado I can laugh so hard at this post. thank you.

Whats wrong with that? If they merge they get a star on the flag (unlike Korea) and some debt burgers.

i dont think anyone wants to merge with us lol we dont even have to worry about illegals anymore they are leaving the US faster then ever before. They realized that its better in mexico lol thats pretty bad when even the illegals dont want to be here anymore.

Originally posted by pheonix358
...The US can merge with Mexico and rename the new nation The United Cartels.

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And then the U.S. would have a border that would be manageable, since with Mexico comes the rest of Central America. We get the Panama Canal back, then close of the border at that point. Think of all the tax payers we could acquire!

Originally posted by Krakatoa

Originally posted by pheonix358
...The US can merge with Mexico and rename the new nation The United Cartels.

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And then the U.S. would have a border that would be manageable, since with Mexico comes the rest of Central America. We get the Panama Canal back, then close of the border at that point. Think of all the tax payers we could acquire!

Noooooooooooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No I tell you.

We already have tamales and tacos, we already have Anna Torv and Yvonne Strahovski, we already have that wacko Pierce Morgan (you guys screwed us on that deal btw), and, we already have hockey and beer!

Jesus, whos next? france? thats a pre emptive hell no too, you guys come and dump this statue in the harbor and haul ass? See how you are? viva la liberteh!, yea yea sure. We arent falling for that whole freedom and liberty jazz again.

And another thing, NO.

reply to post by SpearMint


Oh my... You obviously have no knowledge on the subject. If it's an Olympic sport it's obviously an internationally recognized sport. Throw away the pride and stop being in denial.

If we make Australia the 51st State, Mississippi will have someone to make fun of.

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Damn dude that's hilarious!!!!

You managed to piss off a state and an entire country with one post!!!! I wish I could give you two stars and a flag.

This thread is a load of crap. Like 99.9% of the topics here.

I think alot of Americans would pass the Aussie Bogan test...

DOES your nickname end in 'azza' or 'o'? Do you own a flannelette shirt? Does your ideal weekend involve slouching on a couch with an esky of beer in front of the footy?

He also said that while most Australians would like to think we're getting less Bogan, our true bogan selves will never be too far away.

But don’t just take his word for it. Give yourself a warm-up run on the test! Answer the first twenty and post your score below. And just for the record, I got 16/100.

1. Are you named after a car, motorbike or fashion label? eg. Mercedes, Harley, Chanel
2. Is there a bathtub, washing machine or couch in your backyard?
3. Have you ever mowed the lawn and found a car?
4. Do you think bin night is every night? (i.e. do you leave the bins out all week?)
5. Have you appeared as a neighbour from hell on A Current Affair?
6. Do you go outside to use the toilet?
7. Do you stand in your front garden and drink beer?
8. Have you spent more money doing up your car than what you paid for it?
9. Do you wear your bathrobe outside?
10. Are thongs your primary footwear?
11. Do you have a Southern Cross tattoo?
12. Have you ever brewed your own beer?
13.Do you smoke like a chimney?
14.Have you ever been arrested without a shirt on?
15.Do you parent in public (loudly)?
16.Were any of your children the result of a conjugal visit?
17.Are you a Collingwood supporter?
18.Have you ever been in a Lowes commercial?
19.Have you ever worn the Australian flag as a cape?
20.Do you like walking through train carriages?
Bogan news source

Come winter I`ll often wear a flannelette shirt,so yes guilty as charged,there`s a bit of bogan in me.

Originally posted by Wide-Eyes
Sorry but this isn't going to happen without us brits getting our foot in the door. The United Kingdom of Ameristralia. Or 'Britameristralia' for short.

No... that would be actually called... "The United Kingdom".

That idea just gives the brits wet dreams and wishful thinking about a paradise lost... a story that starts like the Star Wars saga - a long long time ago...

Holy crap, that would give one hell of a movie.

A bloody nightmare if real tho.

reply to post by gps777


Sadly I scored 1/20. I occasionally pee in the yard.

Well, once a day, just to give the dog the idea that a pee is a good thing before coming inside for the night.

Terrible I know! Shocking! Need a smarter dog.

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reply to post by gps777
Can't imagine why, the Chinese purity much own Australia. Maybe its China's way of getting the U.S. through the back door.