White House petition calls for merger of United States, Australia, to form 'Ameristralia'

Originally posted by Wide-Eyes
reply to post by troubleshooter

 

And there was me thinking you went around shooting at trouble...

I shoot IT trouble ... that's how I got the name.

reply to post by pheonix358

Britain can have Iceland and Greenland.

Bricingland!

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No sh*t Sherlock.

Australia can keep to themselves. Bunch of criminals.

Originally posted by libertytoall
Australia can keep to themselves. Bunch of criminals.

SHHHHH!

(they have drop bears)

(and spiders)

Originally posted by gps777
They have got to be kidding!

They are.

Originally posted by libertytoall
Australia can keep to themselves. Bunch of criminals.

You think YOU would have the rough end of the deal?

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Don't forget the Dingoes! They love little sad rabbits for breakfast!

Our scientists recently joined Kangaroo DNA with Elephant DNA. If we send them in, you will have bloody great sink holes everywhere. Boing, Boing ..... Earthquake!

Then come the Kamikaze Kangaroos with pouches full of spider grenades. You won't have a chance! They move faster that your traffic.

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You may recall that there was recently a white house petition to build a Death Star. Its just another silly waste of time, much as I love our Aussie friends.

Originally posted by pheonix358
reply to post by beezzer

 

Don't forget the Dingoes! They love little sad rabbits for breakfast!

Our scientists recently joined Kangaroo DNA with Elephant DNA. If we send them in, you will have bloody great sink holes everywhere. Boing, Boing ..... Earthquake!

Then come the Kamikaze Kangaroos with pouches full of spider grenades. You won't have a chance! They move faster that your traffic.

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We have Clint Eastwood



You Aussies have this guy.

This made me laugh. That We The People site is a trolls goldmine...

Im thinking to start a petition to invade the Vatican or something.

Just to reassure it wont happen: The only way the Australian Constitution can be changed is thru a referendum, do you really think we who couldnt vote to become a republic would vote to become a US state?

Originally posted by libertytoall
Australia can keep to themselves. Bunch of criminals.

Britain sent convicts to a lot of their colonies, including those in the North American region (i.e. USA). Therefore, if you want to get technical, the USA are also a "bunch of criminals."

But, i suspect you are fishing for serious responses, and i doubt you will get pissed of Aussies replying to your overt attempt at causing #.

As for the USA merging with Australia:



Never gonna happen!

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Clint Eastwood is a pussy!



Either of these two could handle your President. Would give them both heartburn though!

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No thanks

What a stupid idea people are having here.

We could have a battle to the death of who the most iconic Ameristralian would be:

Ned Kelly:



VS

Billy The Kid:



We all know who'd win. (Ned Kelly for sure)

The government doesn't even listen to what people say on their website. You could make hundreds of petitions, and all they will do is respond, nothing more.

You expect them to merge with another country, because of a petition? Maybe back in the 1800s, but now, the government only listens to money, not "the people".

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It was estimated 30k petitioned for old Ned Kelly's life to be spared.


Crazy.

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Yeah but you don't wanna get an ugly one ! Oops, did I say that out loud...

I couldn't care less about it all, nations are bound to merge at some point, but that name would have to go.

Originally posted by samuel1990
I couldn't think of anything worse than 'merging' with 'Amerika'.
My question is why- what would be the benefit? They'll gain 22 million Aussies and we'll gain 311,000,000 fat people who care only for burgers and the latest technology.

No thanks- ill stick to my damper and roo burgers!

I find it funny how 300,000,000 fat people could lead in Olympic wins, and almost every sport you can think of. We will continue to hold our medals and dominate every sport, while being fat.

I know what the issue is, there's no reason to be upset our country is so diverse that we have "banging" food from every corner of the World available to us whenever we'd like. Our people know how to eat.

Crikey Mate!!! fair suck of the saave.!!!!

Not that we don't love ya to bits , but wholey snappen duck sh#!!!

Hav'en a Whole American nation moving in would be like trying to get rid of that seven foot tall , alcoholic Uncle. The one that's fought in every war since the year dot and he can't seem to keep his hand off his nieces. He gets up in the morning scratches his arse and drops cigar ash all over your breakfast, lol

Give us a break man!!!! go play with the Mexicans , whole lot more fun and your rival drug gangs can play Russian roulette wilth Al Qaida dressing in drag.