life story, as a top secret worker.

Originally posted by ZiggyMojo

Originally posted by thorfourwinds

Originally posted by Bedlam

We see your DONGLE and raise you a zorgon.

[color=magenta]Peace Love Light
tfw [color=magenta]Liberty & Equality or Revolution

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I see your Dongle and Zorgon and raise you my more oval Dongle!

HUZZAH!

Wonder if you are in any of the NW VA or NEO facilities?

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I'll bite - EPC GEN 2 UHF Passive-dongle up to 2 metres distance --- with DESfire or hopefully AES 256
handshaking. ...if the upgraded version...active badge with new encrypt/digital signature key
timed and exchanged on each read.

is the fact that the day the op registered was 4/20 lost on everyone? Just wondering. Because I really do see some kid sitting in his mother's basement eating Cheetos and all jacked up on their own hyper imagination. Seriously.

reply to post by ProjectUltra2013

All of your modes of communications are tapped until death; threads monitored and deleted at will.
Having to take vitamin gummies because you never get to see sun light. They have biometrics scans of your body parts on file, and all sorts of legalise piled up against you. Knowing that if you make the slightest wrong move that they will cleave your head off via a rod from space right where you stand. (Keep your nose clean). If you tooted in your bath tub at home, they would know about it. (Always walking on eggshells).
Never knowing if your friend is actually a friend, or just a "they" plant. (paranoia: an inability to trust anyone, at anytime, for any reason, with anything.)
You get the idea.

Yeah, it ain't so fabulous, glitzy and glamorous like the movies make it out to be.

Trust me, this type of position it's not for EVERYONE. If you get "the phone call", I suggest you think hard before just blindly accepting it.

AHHH….life at the US Post Office!

Well, I’m glad you made it out alive! I bet the days seemed like years! Hopefully the pension is good though.

Originally posted by telemetry

Originally posted by ProjectUltra2013
how to spot a tail. LOL

Hard trying, they are not.
-Yoda

I beg to differ, as there is no such thing as "trying."
While I'm not making any judgement in this post, I would just like a simple explanation as to why you would try and pass off a google street view as an actual photograph - assumed taken by yourself.
(shown in your post above)

It is clearly a crop from streetview... however faint, the watermark is there. That is the first issue I have with your "spotting a tail images."

With some time (and critical thinking) I found the same general locations on GSV, with the same vehicle pictured.
[The approximate addresses are in brackets.]

Here is the first:
[23039 Washington 821]

The second:
[23009 Washington 821]

Aside from that, I'm not ready to throw away the rest of what you wrote from those two incongruities alone. If you would like to explain why you used those, and what exactly you are really worried about - I'm willing to listen. And I'd also wager that if you have (info on bad stuff) you'd just come out and spill it... and not try to incite a wild goose chase.

Unless of course, you are just joking or leading us on.
Happy Cinco De Mayo.
El Martillo. T.

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You mean this super-secretive dude works at the Perry Institute?

or maybe

GE Aviation, TAG, PocketiNet? ...or that funny fenced building on West Tahoma Ave
by South 18th Street with the tank on the front lawn? Yakima WA

Originally posted by Kurokage
Like anyone else who comes onto ATS and makes wild claims about being a top secret worker, send any and all information/pics to prove who you are to a mod, who can then verify who you say you are!
Otherwise this is just a fictional story made up to get attention.

First off, unlike the lackadaisical security measures applied to NSA contractors, one cannot simply walk out of this place with any evidence or data AT ALL.

I'm still shocked to this day at how Snowden was able to just walk out of the building with PDF's and PowerPoint slides in hand, with "Top Secret" "Eyes Only" Project content smeared all over it.
Somehow I envisioned that their security would be at the same level as what I was subjected to.
Clearly they aren't practicing the concepts of compartmentalization, least privilege and encryption correctly.
Trying walking out of Area 51 with Stealth tech in hand and see how far you get.
THEY are doing it proper.
NSA, if you can read this: What are you, Mickey Mouse? This ain't Disneyland!

Futhermore, how is a civilian mod going to be able verify anything at all?
Thirdly, you do realize that just having TS content in your possession, let alone distributing it around, is National Security actionable item. You'd be better off snorting coke in front of a cop.

reply to post by ProjectUltra2013

Your story is highly unlikely, but it is highly amusing. But ya anyways so what else you all do there in your top secret headquarters besides go through doors which only open from one side and ride in elevators which only go one way? So technically if you would be going to the top floor you would be having to walk back down? Or do they have other elevators which only go down? If that is the case then that is a silly way of doing anything not very effective or efficient.

Whoever built your buildings did a piss poor job from what you describe. Also do you all really have to take gummy vitamins because you don't get sunlight from working so hard? Or is it just you cant get out because the doors and elevators only go one way. And what kind of roods they shooting at you from space? With what percentage do they burn up on entry and completely miss there mark?

The physics of cleaving someones head from space with a rod is not very probable or all that effective, the accuracy must be #, do they take in account the rotation of the earth and the weather? And any number of thousand of nuances, you know what that is got to be one expensive way of eliminating somebody even if it was effective. # you may as well use the good old fashion excuse that "he tripped and fell on a bullet" and your super secret company would spare themselves a few million dollars. Besides everybody knows they use lasers from space to make you spontaneously combust...dum dum dum.

But in all it sounds like a comedy movie.

reply to post by ProjectUltra2013


You've only been a member for a short while, you might not realise how many different types of people, including Mods who are "informed" on this subject, it's not the first time someone has made these sort of claims on ATS.

All you would need to do is a take a few pics of yourself with your ID and any other paper work and a newspaper from that day and send it to a Mod, so they can verify who you claim to be. It's not that hard!!! Why would you need to steal anything? Or was that comment made to make me sound stupid, so you don't have to answer any more difficult questions???

Any Mods reading this?? Isn't this a fair point?? Shouldn't this be part of any "I work for a secret...........and I have come to tell you..........!!"(fill in the blanks).

Originally posted by Kurokage
reply to post by ProjectUltra2013

 

You've only been a member for a short while, you might not realise how many different types of people, including Mods who are "informed" on this subject, it's not the first time someone has made these sort of claims on ATS.

All you would need to do is a take a few pics of yourself with your ID and any other paper work and a newspaper from that day and send it to a Mod, so they can verify who you claim to be. It's not that hard!!! Why would you need to steal anything? Or was that comment made to make me sound stupid, so you don't have to answer any more difficult questions???

Any Mods reading this?? Isn't this a fair point?? Shouldn't this be part of any "I work for a secret...........and I have come to tell you..........!!"(fill in the blanks).

I second this. Anyone else think this is fair as well? Pipe up. Validate or git!

reply to post by RadarOReilly


I totally agree it is far. Won't happen though, OP is a troll. Not even a good troll at that.

Originally posted by Isittruee
reply to post by RadarOReilly

 

I totally agree it is far. Won't happen though, OP is a troll. Not even a good troll at that.

Yes, but he gets our mail to us on time and that's the important part!

Delusions of grandeur? Possibly!

Well, here we go. Summer vacation for US Schools (UK schools soon to follow) so you have to expect this kind of nonsense for the next 8-12 weeks I'm afraid.

Happens every single year like clockwork here on ATS.

*Sigh* Suppose I better post something on topic. Erm... oh I can't be bothered at all.

As entertaining as this thread may be -
I'll add my voice to the people here still trying to get to the bottom of this:
I concur, some sort of verification/validation of the author is needed.

Sadly, being that this is in the grey area... the rules and regulations may not apply.

I was the unfortunate one to have enough time to match that location on streetview, when I thought the OP was bunk. That said, some solid proof would still be nice for my own (and others) piece of mind here. I'd hate to think that we are being trolled by higher levels if you all can catch my drift.

Mods / Anyone?

Originally posted by telemetry
As entertaining as this thread may be -
I'll add my voice to the people here still trying to get to the bottom of this:
I concur, some sort of verification/validation of the author is needed.

Sadly, being that this is in the grey area... the rules and regulations may not apply.

I was the unfortunate one to have enough time to match that location on streetview, when I thought the OP was bunk. That said, some solid proof would still be nice for my own (and others) piece of mind here. I'd hate to think that we are being trolled by higher levels if you all can catch my drift.

Mods / Anyone?

Again, I agree; mods should vet this guy. Easy enough.

I'm sure the rules and regulations always apply when it's a hoax, even in the grey area.
The OP hasn't told us anything that he couldn't have got from a book, the internet or a movie. I got remote controlling people from a book so he could have done the same.

I agree, it's time for him to prove he is who he claims to be.

If you could gain proper oversight of the banking systems, the power of their purse and sphere of influence would be greatly diminished. Easier said than done.

Originally posted by galadofwarthethird
Your story is highly unlikely, but it is highly amusing.

I'm glad you find my presentation of your mind control enslavement hilarious. On a small scale that is tolerable, but on the scale of a society of millions, that mindset can be highly dangerous and is exactly the type of mindset they prey upon most.

Originally posted by galadofwarthethird
But ya anyways so what else you all do there in your top secret headquarters besides go through doors which only open from one side and ride in elevators which only go one way? So technically if you would be going to the top floor you would be having to walk back down? Or do they have other elevators which only go down? If that is the case then that is a silly way of doing anything not very effective or efficient.

In general, compartmentalization has and never will be efficient.

As for the building, there are no stairs. As I've mentioned already the elevators are automated. You don't get to control where they go or when. If you don't enter the elevator within an assigned range of time (end of your shift), I've been told that someone comes and "gets you", and you will likely find yourself in a place you don't want to be. Or so they say.

Originally posted by galadofwarthethird
Whoever built your buildings did a piss poor job from what you describe. Also do you all really have to take vitamins because you don't get sunlight from working so hard? Or is it just you cant get out because the doors and elevators only go one way.

There is no natural light underground, if your food doesn't have D in it etc, then you will be deficient. The effects of that takes years to manifest.


On the topic of identity validation. I have gone to great lengths to hide my identity. I am familiar with grammatical analysis fingerprinting, so I have changed my writing style accordingly all along; among other things.

This is the type of stuff common folk and grade-schooler trolls are completely oblivious to.
But if they were, after reading this they won't be.

How far reaching is the mind control you ask?

All the way to the top.

topmostviral.com...
blog.zap2it.com...

and upon them, shall be imprinted, the number.



mind controlling, isn't it?

But don't worry.
the worst has yet to arrive.

and when I clap my hands, you will go to sleep

Originally posted by ProjectUltra2013
On the topic of identity validation. I have gone to great lengths to hide my identity. I am familiar with grammatical analysis fingerprinting, so I have changed my writing style accordingly all along; among other things.

This is the type of stuff common folk and grade-schooler trolls are completely oblivious to.
But if they were, after reading this they won't be.

This is just nonsense right here, you haven't said anything even remotely "top secret", Why would you need to hide who you are?? You obviously feel the need for attention!
Everything you've posted can be found here on ATS, nothing so far has blown anyone's socks off.

To prove who you say you are, is a very easy and simple task which many of the mods and other members would help with to verify who you say you are, till then you're just some bored spotty faced teenager IMO!!

reply to post by ProjectUltra2013

By that description, does this place sound familiar to anyone?

yep sounds like my sons high school...

Originally posted by Kurokage

Originally posted by ProjectUltra2013
On the topic of identity validation. I have gone to great lengths to hide my identity. I am familiar with grammatical analysis fingerprinting, so I have changed my writing style accordingly all along; among other things.

This is the type of stuff common folk and grade-schooler trolls are completely oblivious to.
But if they were, after reading this they won't be.

This is just nonsense right here, you haven't said anything even remotely "top secret", Why would you need to hide who you are?? You obviously feel the need for attention!
Everything you've posted can be found here on ATS, nothing so far has blown anyone's socks off.

To prove who you say you are, is a very easy and simple task which many of the mods and other members would help with to verify who you say you are, till then you're just some bored spotty faced teenager IMO!!

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This proof is what several of us have asked of him and the mods. No response so far.

reply to post by ProjectUltra2013

I'm glad you find my presentation of your mind control enslavement hilarious. On a small scale that is tolerable, but on the scale of a society of millions, that mindset can be highly dangerous and is exactly the type of mindset they prey upon most.

Oh no I agree that mindset and way of doing things is what they prey upon. Plus it helps if you have a system in place that keeps everybody going in circles. Kind of like a building with doors which open from one side, or elevators which only go one way, also it would be a plus if there were no stairs as well.

In general, compartmentalization has and never will be efficient.

As for the building, there are no stairs. As I've mentioned already the elevators are automated. You don't get to control where they go or when. If you don't enter the elevator within an assigned range of time (end of your shift), I've been told that someone comes and "gets you", and you will likely find yourself in a place you don't want to be. Or so they say.

Compartmentalization has its uses and its efficient in its certain way. But it also has its inefficiency's and complete fails in others.

OK Say this super secret headquarter place has some enemies. And lets say they want to destroy it, because there oh so genius and stuff, totally brilliant. What would happen if they set fire to the place, they would not even have to set fire to the whole place? Just the part were the elevators go down. And since there are no stairs in this building its practically a death trap if an earthquake hit it or even if there was a small fire like a office fire. Literally a copy machine sparking a paper fire could even with the highest tech sprinkler system kill everybody in the place. And really you all wait around for somebody to come and get you? What the hell is that about. Sounds like kindergarten, because that was the last place were I seen that sort of system happen.

Let me ask you does this secret organization have volcano insurance. it sounds like the sort of place that would be built on a secret island or some hidden spot somewhere and be plagues by volcanoes. They have to have volcano insurance no doubt, if not I can link you to somebody who would sell them some. The place does sound like its a wreck waiting to happen, they may want to get some typhoon, tsunami, hurricane, and fire insurance as well. Definitely the fire insurance may come in handy.

There is no natural light underground, if your food doesn't have D in it etc, then you will be deficient. The effects of that takes years to manifest. On the topic of identity validation. I have gone to great lengths to hide my identity. I am familiar with grammatical analysis fingerprinting, so I have changed my writing style accordingly all along; among other things.

OK got to get your vitamins. Personally I like the gummy vitamins, there very tasty as well as good for you. Or so it says on the label. My sisters 3 yr old takes them even though she does not need them. She even gets groovy once in a while to the gummy bear song.

Its sort of a catchy song, I found it playing in my head once in a while out of the blue as well.

Oh ya I have heard of grammatical analysis fingerprinting also, it sounds pretty gnarly.

This is the type of stuff common folk and grade-schooler trolls are completely oblivious to. But if they were, after reading this they won't be.

Oh yes trollz got to watch out for them. I suppose they would be grateful to you for informing them. I once heard that trolling is an art form, however I would not believe it because I think the dude who said that may have been a troll and therefore trolling.

Also I heard to become a real troll you must practice for years, you must surf the internet while balancing a book on your head to develop great acuity and focus, and you must not only know and be informed about things and the subject at had as to completely baffle the common folk, but you must know more as to completely bamboozle the experts as well. In fact you must be so knowledgeable in the subject at hand as to completely even full confuse yourself as well, in fact were as a common person would go and think to themselves "Ah this is just so witty and wise" A troll would think "sure what I said is so mindnumbing stupid, but!...I think I can do better, and its missing something? I can try harder, I can make it even more stupid" Its just not stupid enough.

I also heard that you must travel to the Himalayas and life there for 3 years off of nothing but fruits and plants to get in touch with your inner troll, also this one dude also told me that if you have at least one year in nunchuck training, and also if you happen to be raised by wolfs or trained with ninjas its also a big plus on your resume.