I claim to be completely unenlightened, ask me anything.

reply to post by DeliberatusImmemor


hmm, not that you would have much choice , the waiting singularity would have quite a call on at your distance, ... what amusing game of fetch heal bitch*

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*bitch used in an entirely friendly yet dog like ironic fashion , before mods jump on me for being personal!

reply to post by Zarniwoop


Sorry to answer for the OP'er, but the answer you seek is 9. Number nine, number nine, number nine...

My philosophical question is..... How come my farts smell worse when I'm in the shower? I've farted before getting into the shower and thought, that stinks... But when I'm in the shower and fart, it makes my eyes water and want to puke. What gives?

Originally posted by BlueMule
What's the difference between complete unenlightenment and incomplete unenlightenment? How would you measure that difference?

Contemplating this properly before I rush with an answer.

Thank you.

Steak tacos or pizza?

reply to post by DeliberatusImmemor


Or just google the answer to it

Fun thread btw OP.

Originally posted by boymonkey74
reply to post by DeliberatusImmemor

 

Ok


Knock Knock...

Who is there?

Originally posted by AkumaStreak
Steak tacos or pizza?

steak tacos..

reply to post by funbox

*bitch used in an entirely friendly yet dog like ironic fashion , before mods jump on me for being personal!

No offense taken.

reply to post by DeliberatusImmemor


You should know HOAX he knows nothing lol.

Oh oh.... Sounds like a thread started by an athiest gun owner

Answer my fart question.

2nd line.

reply to post by KawRider9

Steak tacos or pizza?

Why can't I S&F this thread more than once?

How many people do you think get this thread?
Do I even get this thread?

reply to post by calstorm


Just go with the flow dude/dudette

reply to post by DeliberatusImmemor

From one ignorant fool to another:
I think the "mind" (which you think you are) has only given you the idea that YOU are expanding .
Do you think you are all the thoughts/concepts/ideas?

Are you aware of your being?
(not of the thoughts and mind)
Do you know who you are that claims to be enlightened?
The one question for you would be ….
1) Who are you?


Seek only to abandon all previous notions you have regarding what enlightenment is or isn't.
Abandon all your notions that you are the expanding stash of thoughts and concepts.

To attain enlightenment you must get rid of the self and be one.

(Just talking bollocks to fit in this thread)

reply to post by KawRider9

Water increases smells.

reply to post by BDBinc


Arnt we suposed to be sands in the wind or something like that , socrates was it , , if thats the case i maybe guilty of a little cannabalism at the seaside

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reply to post by DeliberatusImmemor


Clearly your under 30 years old. Most likely under 25 actually. This sort of enlightenment only occurs under the age of 30 because you haven't been around long enough for the world to beat that naive euphoria out of you. So what you have to look forward to are the repeated kicks to your posterior in the traditional life experiences of disappointments that are gratis from planet earth and this paradoxical existence that we are all seemingly trapped in. Enlightenment is easily affordable when you are raised without hardships and with excellent life supports to make survival not an issue of suffering.

Youth is really incredible this way...........it is a buffer and protector just to get you into the next phase of this life. Life is really going to take you by surprise I think.

Originally posted by KawRider9
reply to post by Zarniwoop

 

My philosophical question is..... How come my farts smell worse when I'm in the shower? I've farted before getting into the shower and thought, that stinks... But when I'm in the shower and fart, it makes my eyes water and want to puke. What gives?

I will meditate on this and get back with you at a later date.