It's time the truth came out

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
OR

the terrorist organisation known as The Irregular Fighting Baboons (IFB) is planning on hijacking the Independence day festivities in their Tanks. The OP was going to be in the parade on the pornstars for America float (hence his refference to the sex act) and he is worried unless the plot is revealed and thrawted he could lose his life.

Are we getting close OP?

I LOLd while drinking my beer at "porntars for America float"!!!

OR

The OP nearly lost his life when the Insurance Fraud Bureau (IFB) realized that he burnt his TANK on INDEPENDENCE DAY and sent him to prison where he met Bubba!

Now he is hoping that his 'deep throat' comes to ATS and sets the record straight?

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Twisted but in the right direction

Originally posted by cuopar
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OP, I hope you find this humorous and find laughter for a few minutes. Once you do that, turn on your TANK and run the IFB bastards over for nearly killing you and almost making you miss INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Originally posted by cuopar
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Twisted but in the right direction

So this is 'twisted but in the right direction?"

You got deep throat from a ghetto guy called TANK whose is from the Independent Fundamentalist Baptist (IFB) church who finally came out of the closet and now has his own, internal, INDEPENDENCE DAY?

Can you at least let us know what IBF stands for to you?

AND

You really do know know who is your deep throat? Whether man or woman or goat?

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Very short reply but it helping to get to the 40 so thanks

OR

The International Fireeating Brotherhood (IFB) has had a schism, the break away group having suffered under the tight and cruel fist of the Grand firebreather for too long are celebrating their Indepence Day and instead of using sticks they plan on eating the fire off of Tank turrets!!!!!!
The OP is a member of this breakaway group and he fears he may choke to death, he has a friend with a very deep throat who is going to demonstrate that even with a deep throat sucking down on a tank turret is not a good idea

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
reply to post by cuopar

 

Very short reply but it helping to get to the 40 so thanks

OR

The International Fireeating Brotherhood (IFB) has had a schism, the break away group having suffered under the tight and cruel fist of the Grand firebreather for too long are celebrating their Indepence Day and instead of using sticks they plan on eating the fire off of Tank turrets!!!!!!
The OP is a member of this breakaway group and he fears he may choke to death, he has a friend with a very deep throat who is going to demonstrate that even with a deep throat sucking down on a tank turret is not a good idea

Bingo!!!

This was the best of the ORs so far!

Star for you and I hope the OP does not choke on that tank!

Originally posted by cuopar
I'm counting on at least one person on ATS to recognize what I speak of. If I seem vague it is only because I must weed out the trolls. I do not have time for games. The event (mystery) I am trying solve nearly took my life. I give you three clues. Tanks and IFB and Independence Day.

Ok...you say your are vague because you want to weed out the trolls and you don't have time for games.

Yet you give 3 clues; and we are left playing a guessing game about what your point is.

Why not come right out and say what you have to say; tell your entire story and then we can better respond.

what does IFB stand for?
we're not all americans here yenno
if your not bothered about explaining in your op, well then im not bothered about knowing it.
actually i dont want to know. ignore this post
im not trolling, just making a point

I see what you mean now OP,

The 2 posters above me are obviously the trolls you were talking about, coming on this thread spouting their nonsense while a few of us try to get to the bottom of this mystery with you.

Shame shame Caladonea and SecretKnowledge, shame shame

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Soon

Very soon. You just hang in there.

Inglorious French Bastards and the World of Tanks and a tournament on some countries independence day.

worldoftanks.eu...

Oh,and deep throat is referring to the water gate deep throat,the informant.

Am I close?

Originally posted by skepticconwatcher
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Soon

Very soon. You just hang in there.

You seem to know whats going on, are you the deep throater?

Any chance I could get in on the action?

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
I see what you mean now OP,

The 2 posters above me are obviously the trolls you were talking about, coming on this thread spouting their nonsense while a few of us try to get to the bottom of this mystery with you.

Shame shame Caladonea and SecretKnowledge, shame shame

Ok...look I am not a troll and shame on you for saying I am. I stayed on topic and wanted to know why the OP did not reveal all of the story in the beginning; that is not being a troll.

If you choose to view me that way...so be it; but you are wrong.

I am just curious what the whole story by the author of this thread is. I want to know what happened.

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff

Originally posted by skepticconwatcher
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Soon

Very soon. You just hang in there.

You seem to know whats going on, are you the deep throater?

Any chance I could get in on the action?

It will cost you a ride in the tank, a hot carl and an independence day tickle.

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Ok...look I am not a troll and shame on you for saying I am. I stayed on topic and wanted to know why the OP did not reveal all of the story in the beginning; that is not being a troll. If you choose to view me that way...so be it; but you are wrong.

Thats exactly what a troll would say!!!!!!

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
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Ok...look I am not a troll and shame on you for saying I am. I stayed on topic and wanted to know why the OP did not reveal all of the story in the beginning; that is not being a troll. If you choose to view me that way...so be it; but you are wrong.

Thats exactly what a troll would say!!!!!!

I really do not like nor care for your personal attack on me; it is uncalled for.

I am interested in what the OP wants to tell us; so I question things. and want to know the story upfront; that does not make me a troll.

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Originally posted by caladonea

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
I see what you mean now OP,

The 2 posters above me are obviously the trolls you were talking about, coming on this thread spouting their nonsense while a few of us try to get to the bottom of this mystery with you.

Shame shame Caladonea and SecretKnowledge, shame shame

Ok...look I am not a troll and shame on you for saying I am. I stayed on topic and wanted to know why the OP did not reveal all of the story in the beginning; that is not being a troll.

If you choose to view me that way...so be it; but you are wrong.

Caladonea, did you read the whole thread?

It all became a joke using the 3 words the OP supplied like

IFB - (This becomes whatever you want)
TANKS
INDEPENDENCE DAY

Because the OP was also laughing with us with the stuff we came up with, we just continued. AND because the OP spoke about trolls in his opening OP (people who have no idea what he is talking about) that is the only reason why you were called a troll (which was only following a JOKE that follows the same line of the original OP)

Hope that helps!

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Thank you for explaining...I appreciate it. No...I did not read all of the thread...I am multi-tasking right now; and didn't take the time; now I wish I had...lol...again thanks.

I think the OP is serous about something that happened to him or her; I am genuinely curious has to what that was