It's time the truth came out

I'm counting on at least one person on ATS to recognize what I speak of. If I seem vague it is only because I must weed out the trolls. I do not have time for games. The event (mystery) I am trying solve nearly took my life. I give you three clues. Tanks and IFB and Independence Day.

I figure the folks I have in mind will come forward to chat. I will check on this from time to time. It may take a little while for my "deep throat" to come online. If he or she does not come forward, I'll see that as culpability.

This will seem like a joke or a drunken rant to many. That's OK. I don't drink. Just kindly refrain from badgering or berating. I'm just looking for answers.

Peace

By posting in the manner you have you have almost assured yourself the response you claim you are trying to avoid.

Try putting your thoughts together in a thread that adds to the community as a whole and maybe you would be better served in avoiding the "trolls".

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Good luck in your quest. Being a little less confrontational, would help you get the response you are looking for.

Des

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The event (mystery) I am trying solve nearly took my life. I give you three clues. Tanks and IFB and Independence Day.

From this I take it that 2 large muscular men (Tanks) sat in front of you at a rescreening of Independence day at a local cinema and spoke the whole time about their Irritable F*****G bowels (IFB) causing you to confront them and nearly get beaten to death.

Id be happy to discuss this with you, where would you like to start

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Is that meant as some sort of reverse psychology, wherein you post a Troll-Thread as some sort of an attempt to possibly avoid Trollish-Responses?

The IFB lent some people money to buy TANKS and that allowed them to have an INDEPENDENCE DAY?

or

The Independent Fashion Bloggers (IFB) are arriving in TANKS to a fashion show where everyone is naked which is why it is called INDEPENDENCE DAY?

or

The IFB is a special intercom circuit that consists of a mix-minus program feed sent to an earpiece worn by talent via a wire, telephone, or radio receiver. The talent can be in TANKS receiving instructions from Obama directing them to wage war for a new INDEPENDENCE DAY?

or

The Illinois Farm Bureau (IFB) realized that Chicago's land is so hard that they need TANKS to become self sufficient and finally become independent from Chicago's mob politicians on 2/23/13 thus having a new INDEPENDENCE DAY?

or

You are simply posting an Invitation for Bidders (IFB) so they can go to eBay and bid on your TANK that you named INDEPENDENCE DAY?

or

You are just writing in code and no one knows what the hell you're talking about

OR

You play alot of World of Warcraft and on a recent mission to slay a dragon your warriors (Tanks) didnt turn up citing the fact that they were celebrating July 4th 6 months early leading your squad into an IFB (Inwinable F*****G Battle)

Your deep throat reference is alluding to fact the fact you watch alot of porn

Happy to discuss this as well

or

You need some Insulating Fire Brick (IFB) to line the walls of your TANK so no one can hear you screaming about why in the hell your friends are celebrating INDEPENDENCE DAY 6 months early?

I'm just looking for answers

I'm just left with questions

OR

Your internal fire breaker (IFB) water Tanks have broken and a new one wont be available till July potentially putting your life at risk

EDIT: I still have no idea what your talking about but Im gonna flag the thread just because its made me laugh and given me a chance to think of creative ways of trying to make any sort of sense of what your actually saying

or

You realized that the Internet Free/Busy (IFB) signal is neither free nor busy and you cannot download the Atari game 'TANKS' nor the movie 'INDEPENDENCE DAY' and you are pissed!

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
OR

Your internal fire breaker (IFB) water Tanks have broken and a new one wont be available till July potentially putting your life at risk

EDIT: I still have no idea what your talking about but Im gonna flag the thread just because its made me laugh and given me a chance to think of creative ways of trying to make any sort of sense of what your actually saying

edit on 23/2/2013 by IkNOwSTuff because: (no reason given)

That's why I am here helping you decode

IFB
TANKS
INDEPENCE DAY

You know... Deny Ignorance and all!

It may take a little while for my "deep throat" to come online. If he or she does not come forward, I'll see that as culpability.

Someone gave you Deep Throat and your'e not sure if it was a he or a she?

That's BAD.

or

You got deep throat from a ghetto guy called TANK whose is from the Independent Fundamentalist Baptist (IFB) church who finally came out of the closet and now has his own, internal, INDEPENDENCE DAY?

Tanks.
Independence day.

From that my first thoughts are men in black, aliens.

I have no idea what IFB means.

It would really help if people put what the initials stand for, especially for us non Americans.
Although there might be multiple American agencies also with those initials.


And there's a dangerous mystery event involved.
Ok, I'm still getting something about aliens. The dangerous kind.


I feel like I'm doing a psychological test (say first thing thought of) or a psychic mind reading test.

I think Ive figured it out!!!!!

The OP is talking in code

He wants to say thank you (Tanks) sarcastically to the FBI (IFB) for setting his potentially male stalker free (independence day).

He reported him after receiving the deep throating as he thought it was a woman, he now fears for his life

Edit lets see if we can get to 40 posts before a mod comes in and shuts the thread down or just deletes our posts.

ATS needs more threads like this in my opinion.

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Edit lets see if we can get to 40 posts before a mod comes in and shuts the thread down or just deletes our posts.

Noooo, they cannot shut this down or delete posts.

I need to find out if I'm crazy (failed the worded ink blot test) or if I'm an awesome mind reader

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The join the "OR" replies and try to come up with the solution to the riddle like we have been doing (until the mods delete all the replies and take like 10,000,000 million points from us) like so:

OR

The Irish Film Board (IFB) was filming a movie called TANKS on French IDENPENDENCE DAY that had to be scrapped because somehow the camera was able to film some deep throat action on their family film?

OR

the terrorist organisation known as The Irregular Fighting Baboons (IFB) is planning on hijacking the Independence day festivities in their Tanks. The OP was going to be in the parade on the pornstars for America float (hence his refference to the sex act) and he is worried unless the plot is revealed and thrawted he could lose his life.

Are we getting close OP?

Or

tanks to the dyslexic FBI for the deep throat on independence day?


*sigh*
someone already thought of that one


Linda Lovelace is an alien?