When I die I want my last words to be....

reply to post by jiggerj

Originally posted by jiggerj

To my wife of 20 years:
Please give my girlfriend my car.

or maybe...

"Honey, I left you the house, but there is one small stipulation: In order to keep the house, you MUST continue paying the rent for my girlfriends' condo in Florida.
[color=777777](On time every month, & indefinitely, unless she tells you otherwise.)




You reminded me of a joke I recently heard a comedian say. Not really related to this particular discussion, but I thought it was pretty dam funny.



not word for word, but something like this....

[color=B0F7C5]Any of you guys here ever taken Viagra, but then your date didn't show up?

It wasn't an enjoyable experience.

I waited for her for a lil while, but eventually had to just go back home and waste it on my wife.

"Please destroy my computer hard drive and clear my search history..... actually burn down my room."

reply to post by luciddream

Originally posted by luciddream

"Please destroy my computer hard drive and clear my search history..... actually burn down my room."

translation =

[color=FF7214]"Oh Crap!! They're gonna find my enormous porn collection!!!

and my bondage toys!!!! NOOO!!!!!"

reply to post by Extralien


I have several possible famous last words.

1. "Ha! I bet that mod I just insulted will never find me!"
2. "Pull my finger."
3. "Oi! Shut it The movie is starting!"
4. "Check this trick out, I'll try it with a butcher knife now!"



And finally. . . . .


5. "Yes Dear. Your butt does look big in those jeans.."

First i die having sex with me on top. That way i get two free strokes.. one after my heart stops and i fall "down" and the other when they pull me off! then after they clean me up after the perversions my husband has performed on my corpse they will will suck all that fat out of me and put me in a size 2 dress.
My tomb stone will say "finally i'm a size 2, suck that b***hs!"

"This wasn't on my to do list today, but I suppose I'll have to make time"

This is a tough question (humor withstanding)...I think I would say...and to no one directly...

"Thank you for this whole experience"

But it got me thinking...what would be the last words I'd want to hear spoken to me before I go...I would want to hear...

"I love you"

reply to post by UberL33t

- Self destruct initiated, 10,9,8...
Or
say: i Log Off
(and in background stereo they hear, windows xp shutting down sound)

reply to post by AfterInfinity


One could even say UberD33p...haha

My last words in the hospital will most likely be profound and reflect the situation:

"Where's the loaded gun I asked for two months ago"?

What my last words on my grave may say, I have yet to write.

Mine would be
"Forgive me Father, for I have not known you long enough"

I love you.

"10 green bottles sitting on a wall... "

""I'm sure I turned the gas bottles off at work..."

" you wait ages for a bus then two come at once... "

Hold my beer and watch this. Only I don't smoke beer.

reply to post by Extralien

I left 5 million dollars under the...... "

that would be funny. laughing as i type this response. nice one.

"Been there, done that, what's next?"

Not clever, but that's how I feel.
Checking 'life on earth' off my 'to do' list and moving on ...


BTW .. clever thread. I'd love to see it on the front page at ATS ...

"You can have my xbox, but never touch my saved games."

"must remember to lift that members post ban... "

[color=757575]I have come to realize that I can't make up my mind, and narrow it down to just one specific phrase. Most likely, the many different possibilities will get all twisted around and mixed up with one another, resulting in:


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reply to post by UberL33t

Originally posted by UberL33t

......I think I would say...and to no one directly...

"Thank you for this whole experience"

You reminded me of a song.
Specifically, just the "Thank you for coming along." but I like all of the lyrics, so.......

[align=center][color=39BDE6]Now, as I lay here in the dark
and I think back to the start
I know some things have to end
for the next one to begin.

I walk alone. Free at last.
I feel the pressure letting go
from the very bottom of my soul.

Flash your bone from the past
Light the ashes in the rain
and fade away.

[color=00D5FF]It's My Funeral

Welcome you all
This is the end of the line
so thank you for coming along.

My time has come
I don't wanna leave you behind
but this one I'll do on my own.[/align]

[align=center][color=39BDE6]Now, as we stand two worlds apart
the times hardened up my heart.
From a world of no regrets
that I hope won't soon forget.

I walk the line on broken glass
I let the passion take control
of the very bottom of my soul.

Cross the line. Fade to black.
Hold the candle to the flame
and light the way

[color=00D5FF]to My Funeral

Welcome you all
This is the end of the line
so thank you for coming along.

My time has come
I don't wanna leave you behind
but this one I'll do on my own.[/align]

Dope - 'My Funeral'