My last thought as I go toward the white light will be.... "I sure hope we don't have to waste thousands of hours in the next life sitting on a
toilet!"
I've already told my friend that after I die, I want him to attend my funeral in a grim reaper costume and not say a word to anyone, just stand next
to my coffin. Every now and then, slowly raise an arm and point at someone, then turn away. But don't say a word.