Testimony: The Holiness Required For Heaven

reply to post by Akragon


And maybe we comedians here will have our own improv show on that screen - like "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"! Yeah...THAT's the ticket!

Just think, George Carlin will be there, Eddie Izzard, Mark Twain, and all the other geniuses like them. "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry [and sit on my hands being bored listening to angels sing. ... and I never mastered the harp] cry with the saints."

Since we'll all be there anyway, along with the funniest comedians ever to have lived.....might as well go to the mixers and the midnight showings, eh? Open mike nights.

Have a great last day on Earth, guys! It's been real, and it's been fun....and sometimes it's been REAL fun.
I'll look for you all in the great beyond.


EDIT, and besides, who wants to hang out for eternity with the Phelps family? GHAAaaaa!!!!

reply to post by wildtimes


I'll look for you on Hellbook! Be sure to accept my request!

reply to post by AfterInfinity


Done!

Okay, maybe we should start a thread asking for a sign-up sheet. Sort of a BYOB (Bring Your Own Badness) thing, so we know we'll have supplies.

I'll bring "Idiocracy"..."Year One"...."Bad Santa".... "Religulous" .... and a few refreshments.

reply to post by Akragon


Hey bro, started a new career and I'm traveling on the road 5-6 days a week. That's where I've been. How are you doing?

reply to post by NOTurTypical


Ah yess... i recall you saying something about that... Hope you're loving it!

Im always good... Just packing my things... getting ready for the trip

You think i'll need a razor in hell?

Lets see...

i got a few pairs of shorts ( i assume pants won't be needed)

sunscreen... toothbrush... iphone w/ charger... Marshmellows

I assume smokes will be provided since that was what got me my ticket...

Beer better be provided... or i'll be straight pissed!

*sigh*

I hate packing for trips... i always forget something...

reply to post by wildtimes


Regarding all of the comedic posts on this thread....

*in my Larry the Cable Guy voice*

"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there." ~Larry

And just in case my laughing at them is considered blasphemous...

"Lord, forgive me for that right there." ~ Larry

I couldn't help myself.

reply to post by wildtimes


Me and my buddies have this groupie thing going on. We're gonna travel in a pack, blaring "Highway to Hell" and carrying a couple kegs and other unmentionables. I'm just hoping there'll be ladies waiting for us, otherwise that's half of my "Things To Do" list scuppered right there. Oh, who am I kidding? The place will be full of naughty Catholics!

reply to post by Akragon


Oh yes, its great. I love to drive and no bosses, just me, Sirius XM and the open road.

And no need for a razor, the flames will most likely singe all the hair. Save me a good seat, likewise I too have enjoyed a puff or two.

reply to post by Akragon


I hate packing too. One thing I'm bringing for sure though, a tray of Jello shooters for the mixer!

reply to post by windword
I'll be sure to stick close to you, great windword of the "windsock" clan! Jello shots are awesome!

reply to post by Deetermined

Regarding all of the comedic posts on this thread....

*in my Larry the Cable Guy voice*

"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there." ~Larry

And just in case my laughing at them is considered blasphemous...

"Lord, forgive me for that right there." ~ Larry

I couldn't help myself.

YAY!!!! Oh, wow, Dee.
Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





ETA:
At this moment, my "star count" is

Stars: 6,666

Uh oh.

Naaaaaahhh....c'mon guys.....we'll be here tomorrow to continue our fun little debate here......

Originally posted by NOTurTypical
reply to post by Akragon

 

Oh yes, its great. I love to drive and no bosses, just me, Sirius XM and the open road.

And no need for a razor, the flames will most likely singe all the hair. Save me a good seat, likewise I too have enjoyed a puff or two.

Get a laptop and wireless internet. That was the only way i could survive driving a truck. The thing that burned me out was i started feeling like i was part of the machine and it was a beast i was chained to that i couldn't get away from. Find truckstops with lounges in them and go watch some tv and socialize or it will drive you nuts. If you're married try to get your wife to go with you, or it's going to be pretty lonely out there.

reply to post by lonewolf19792000


Naaa, i'm introverted, socializing with random strangers is what would drive me crazy. I have the internet. And I'm much happier reading a book or watching a good movie in solitude.

Originally posted by NOTurTypical
reply to post by wildtimes

 

I would like to know what verse says smoking is a sin.

Addiction is a sin.

Originally posted by NOTurTypical

Seems rather silly to me that God would forgive murders like Moses, David, and Paul but condemn smokers to hell.

The three you mentioned repented and were forgiven. Smokers must repent and therefore give up smoking to be forgiven.

reply to post by truejew


What verse says addiction is a sin? I love the Bible, I love every word it contains, and nothing gets me more angry when people think that just because they own one they are entitled to keep writing things into it. Christ gave two commands, neither addiction or smoking was one of the two.

I don't think smoking is a sin, but i do think it's a filthy habit. My sister smokes constantly and she smells like an ashtray and the stink gets in your hair and clothes and other people who don't smoke can smell them. Children of smokers hate going to school smelling like an ashtray as well and it is kinda mean to make your kids go to school smelling like they smoked a carton of cigarettes before they go to class.

reply to post by lonewolf19792000


I hear that...



He pulls that crap all the time....

Originally posted by littled16
reply to post by windword

 

I'll be sure to stick close to you, great windword of the "windsock" clan! Jello shots are awesome!

I love that title! So much so, I put it my avatar!

Originally posted by NOTurTypical
reply to post by truejew

 

What verse says addiction is a sin?

Jesus came to give us freedom, not so we could stay in bondage.

Originally posted by NOTurTypical

I love the Bible, I love every word it contains, and nothing gets me more angry when people think that just because they own one they are entitled to keep writing things into it.

The determination of many to write in the trinity doctrine should make you angry then.

reply to post by windword
You are indeed Greatest of the Windsock Clan!!!
....bows away slowly in respect.....