Bacon appreciation thread

If I were the type of person who believes that everything happens for a reason, and that there is no such thing as a coincidence, then I might have said something like.....

[color=CEFFC7]"OMG!!! WoW!! That's crazy. I just finished eating a delicious bacon double cheeseburger. Then 1 minute later, I see this thread. Amazing!!!"



But I'm not that type of person. Also, it's not very surprising to see a bacon thread shortly after eating some bacon, when you eat bacon every day.



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Chorizo and goat cheese, bacon wrapped Dates!

Sublime

reply to post by dogstar23

Originally posted by dogstar23

Eeew, bacon bits aren't bacon! Unless you make your own, they're just seasoned GMO soy crumbles.

That may be so for some brands, but not for all brands.
You've just had the wrong kind.


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reply to post by rockymcgilicutty

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty

[color=FFB18A]I listened to a Professer fron Cincinnati Bible collage.He stated the world would be safe from terrorism.If we guarded targeted sites with bacon.No paradise for the sucide bomber there.

I'll be honest: I have no idea what the heck you're trying to say. I'm not even sure whether or not it was meant as sarcasm.


What I do know however, is that this↓ was your first mistake......
"[color=FFB18A]I listened to a Professer fron Cincinnati Bible collage..."

........and it all just continued going downhill from there.

Originally posted by Spike Spiegle
My follow Bacon aficionados and Bacon lovers of old...



I present.

The bacon helm

SS

Is that a +1 or +2 helm of bacon, lol. But on an unrelated note, things not to wear when getting chased by zombies.

Yummy, crisp bacon is soooo good with almost anything! Adds a wonderful savory flavor, and makes the house smell great when cooking it......the dogs love drippings mixed in thier kibble too.......

Bacon helps cure a hang-over which I always put to the test on Saturday mornings!

Mmmm Bacon!

Originally posted by Logos23
reply to post by Dr X

 

Please don't tell me there is a conspiracy regarding Spam? Don't think my fragile heart could take it!

Shocking spam


It took some time but I worked hard and found it for you.

Thank you bacon for letting the world know who I am.

Yours truly,
Water-chestnuts.



(stolen from a Jim Gaffigan comedy routine about bacon)

Originally posted by BrokenCircles

If I were the type of person who believes that everything happens for a reason, and that there is no such thing as a coincidence, then I might have said something like.....

[color=CEFFC7]"OMG!!! WoW!! That's crazy. I just finished eating a delicious bacon double cheeseburger. Then 1 minute later, I see this thread. Amazing!!!"



But I'm not that type of person. Also, it's not very surprising to see a bacon thread shortly after eating some bacon, when you eat bacon every day.

Well first off FRON typo.Second Cincinnati Bible Collage Typo.I guess I should proof read.Btw Cincinnati Bible College Is renown for religious studies.It is where the Dead sea scrolls were taken for study .


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reply to post by curiousrb


One of my favorite things to eat for breakfast is a bacon sandwich. 5 pieces of bacon cooked crispy then put between two wheat pieces of toast with grape jelly. O'MAZING!

PS. OP thank you for this thread it made me smile.

Originally posted by BrokenCircles
reply to post by dogstar23

 

Originally posted by dogstar23

Eeew, bacon bits aren't bacon! Unless you make your own, they're just seasoned GMO soy crumbles.

That may be so for some brands, but not for all brands.
You've just had the wrong kind.


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reply to post by rockymcgilicutty

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty

[color=FFB18A]I listened to a Professer fron Cincinnati Bible collage.He stated the world would be safe from terrorism.If we guarded targeted sites with bacon.No paradise for the sucide bomber there.

I'll be honest: I have no idea what the heck you're trying to say. I'm not even sure whether or not it was meant as sarcasm.


What I do know however, is that this↓ was your first mistake......
"[color=FFB18A]I listened to a Professer fron Cincinnati Bible collage..."

........and it all just continued going downhill from there.

'Oh my bacon bits have a first name, it's O S C A R, my bacon bits have a second name it's M A Y E R. Oh I love to eat them every day, and if you ask me why I'll say... Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B A C O N O K?'

Al Murray (british comic, who takes on the persona of a typical British pub landlord ) claims that bacon is proof of the existence of God.

Nuff.
freakin.
said.

scallops





This thread made me realize I have no will power. I am currently frying up some bacon. Lots of it.

Either I am a brainwashed fool, or bacon has a power unknown over us that is more compelling than all the subliminal messages we hear all day. My mouth literally watered......


Ugh, the stuff should come with a warning.

reply to post by primus2012


Two typos and you must not be very bright.

Originally posted by zedVSzardoz

This thread made me realize I have no will power. I am currently frying up some bacon. Lots of it.

Either I am a brainwashed fool, or bacon has a power unknown over us that is more compelling than all the subliminal messages we hear all day. My mouth literally watered......


Ugh, the stuff should come with a warning.

edit on 30-11-2012 by zedVSzardoz because: (no reason given)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BACON PORN!

time to take out bacon from the freezer for tomorrow, geeez thanks guys, I was trying to save it.

reply to post by Skada


yeah, I made the mistake of looking for the pic of the bacon AK....and found all the others. Needless to say, I just finished a bacon sandwich. 1 slice of cheese and too much bacon. What can I say....I am weak when it comes to great food.

I am considering making another, only my shame keeps my from walking back into that kitchen.

EDIT:

It is in the pan.....

EDIT:
Edam.... this time I am going blue cheese....

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But what type of cheese did you choose. I'm sure it was chedder, because this seems to be the most abundant. I would use perhaps smoked gouda and / or Coby Jack.... Although marlot raspberry cheese is good as well... Damn, bacon and cheese, my weaknesses.

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look.....mmmmmmmm bacon



melted blue cheese, mild hot sauce on the bun, and of course BACON!!!

this thread is responsible for at least a few pounds extra....


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After.....



EDIT:
since I am already being a weirdo documenting dinner, I might as well and to be completely cruel.....this is desert.



Traditional cappuccino....2 shots espresso, creamed milk, and 100% cocoa powder for the garnish....

Originally posted by cody599


Shocking spam


It took some time but I worked hard and found it for you. :lol

pppfffftttt!! ...you wasn't the founder of that conspiracy theory by any chance was you? lol