Thousands of You Will Want This Underwear. THIS is an Amazing Discovery. 100% Serious.

Originally posted by charles1952
The company's range has now expanded to 22 items, including socks that prevent feet from smelling and t-shirts that mask the whiff of sweaty armpits.

www.france24.com...



ooh the tshirt would have been HIGHLY useful to this German guy sitting next to me in the airport last week! OMG, did that guy smell bad!! He was young, dressed well, but had the worst body odor ever! *PUKE*

reply to post by gladtobehere


well thats not acceptable

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Wat?! Cover up my poos? Never! What's the use of being able to make a stink if you can't use it?

Just kidding, kinda. But pretty cool. Would make elevator trips more tolerable.

This would infringe upon my right to be a fart smeller, which is as close as I'll ever get to being a smart feller.

Originally posted by Sissel

Originally posted by zonetripper2065
Nice...fart pants....
They should call them thunderpants!

And the ladies version can be boom boom bottoms!

A lady never farts, she "fluffs."

Ahhh hahaha omfg I'm at work you bastard! ahhh hhahaha

Lima-1, out of laughter.

Please don't tell me this will be all that came of the 2012 prophecies (ascension/end of a cycle/etc.).

Heh.

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Heresy!

I shall not allow my flatulence to be criminalized! Or even worse, censored!

This underwear is proof of the coming World Order!

Need I remind you of Demolition Man?

I think we should brainstorm some advertising slogans here on ATS! I'll go first!

"Stay fresh and cute, even when you toot"

"Swampass; a thing of the past"

"The REAL Under-armor"

"Wear em' don't wash em"

"Let loose the funk, smell like a hunk"

"Something's fishy -- and it isn't you"

Does it play a horn or something to mask the sound?

You'll be smelling great... and your name will show up, not as "mr" or "dr", it will be preceded by "HMS".

reply to post by knowledgedesired

Your underwear and sock collection runs in the thousands of dollars...

I am sorry but that is the funniest thing I have heard in weeks...

I am sure the sock and undie people just love you.

I hope you dontate allot of your earnings to the needy because I could not sleep at night knowing that my sock and undie collection cost that amount money no matter how much money I had.

I enjoy clothing and I do a lot of social functions so all my apparel is well used. I've met people on welfare that have a thousand or two worth of video games, so you can save me the whimpers of someone owning too many socks and underwear. And how I should be donating to the less fortunate.

My charity is done first hand to people that deserve it. I am the first to help friends in need if they are deserving...

Should also note, that most girls have 20-50 pairs of underwear, bras, which run from anywhere from $5 to $100+. Don't turn your nose at people because you sit around in ragged fruit of the looms.

Originally posted by wingsfan
Underwear to hide the smell of farts? Where's the fun in that? Give some "shart" protection and you're on to something.

Isn't that why the manpon was invented?

Wonder who were the testsubjects. Who were the ones using their nose?
Will this be in the top 10 list 'most dirtiest but best paid jobs'?
-professional underpants smeller-

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"Swampass; a thing of the past"

Wait these things will absorb the moisture from between your cheeks as well preventing swamp ass? Thats a mighty big leap in undy tech.

well as a ten yr old boy, i would be totally against those underwear, look at all the fun it would ruin...and as a man over 65, i would be totally against those underwear, look at all the fun it would ruin. it's in those middle years that the sales would be the highest

I agree that this might end the "fun factor" ...

Forget WMD, whatever comes out of me after a good Indian meal could be bottled up and used to gas people!

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jeebus! just put an ultra thin panty liner down there that aborbs/masks odors. problem solved

Never mind.

The language in the vid was bad

Originally posted by FraternitasSaturni
Does it play a horn or something to mask the sound?

You'll be smelling great... and your name will show up, not as "mr" or "dr", it will be preceded by "HMS".

They have toot-tones to mask the sound.

I far prefer the silver-impregnated underwear that you can slog around in in the jungle without getting terminal crotch-rot. They also don't stink for weeks on an FTX. Same with the silver socks and athlete's feet. You can get them in OD green, too.

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Don't be an ignorant dillhole and assume that I wear ragged fruit of the looms just because I think it is silly for a man to spend thousands of dollars on undies. I was with you your entire post until you had to throw in the jab at the end to make yourself feel better.

I know you felt like you got the better of the exchange with your stupid comment at the end but it was not necessary.... nor true.